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Stark Contrasts

Eat this tee and prove you have an "iron" constitution. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-(continued)

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Apple HomePod Speaker with Siri

IPod thinkPod IPod havePod developedPod aPod speechPod imPODiment. LOLPod.Audio Technology

  • High-excursion woofer with custom amplifier
  • Array of seven horn-loaded tweeters, each with its own custom amplifier
  • Six-microphone array for far-field Siri
  • Internal low-frequency calibration microphone for automatic bass correction
  • Direct and ambient audio beamforming
  • Transparent studio-level dynamic processing

Audio Sources

  • Apple Music
  • iTunes Music Purchases
  • iCloud Music Library with an Apple Music or iTunes Match subscription
  • Beats 1 Live Radio
  • Apple Podcasts
  • AirPlay other content to HomePod from iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, Apple TV, and Mac

Audio Formats 

Braswell's Fruit Curds

Curd is a fun word becuase fruit curd and cheese curd are good, but add an "le" and you get "curdle" which is bad. Unless you like cottage cheese I guess but I think people who actually like cottage cheese are mostly made up. Best By Dates:

Key Lime Curd - 11/2019

Orange Curd - 09/2019

Lemon Curd - 11/2019

Eucalyptus and Rattan Outdoor Patio Chairs, Set of 2

The steel chair has a long history in professional wrestling, but imagine a future where the rattan chair took its place. "Hammerhands has The Royal Plumber in a figure four leglock and WHAT'S THIS IT'S THE HORSE MANGLER WITH A RATTAN CHAIR HOW ARE THE REFS NOT STOPPING THIS!!!" Wrestling is goofy as heck. 

Specifications

Weight:
33 lbs

Dimensions:
32" H x 28" L x 30" W

In the Box:

  • (2) Walker Edison Eucalyptus and Rattan Outdoor Patio Chair

Italian Hotel Collection 1000TC Sheet Set

I've tried everything, like drinking more wine, pouring salt on it, drinking more wine, rubbing a basset hound all over it, making Totino's Pizza Rolls and staring morosely at it, and drinking bourbon.

Specifications
 

Queen
 

Fitted Sheet:
60" x 80"

Flat Sheet:
90" x 102"

Pillowcases:
20" x 30"

King
 

Fitted Sheet:
78" x 80"

Flat Sheet:
106" x 102"

Pillowcases:
20" x 40"

Cal King
 

Fitted Sheet:
72" x 84"

Flat Sheet:
106" x 102"

Pillowcases:
20" x 40"

Materials:
55% Cotton/45% Polyester

Care:
Machine Wash

Made In:
India

In the box:

  • (1) 1000 Thread Count Hotel Sheet Set - Choose Color & Size
     

Optoma 4K Smart Home Theater Projector

This projector promotes discussion, collaboration, and note-taking in larger meeting rooms with bright lights accommodating up to like a whole kidergarten class of participants.

...but that still won't make your presentation on Toe Fungus and Orzo: My Disastrous Trip to Greece any less painful for your family.

Full Specs Here

Logitech Stereo Headset H110

ON ear, and I can't stress this enough, ON EAR headphones. Please stop doing the "in ear headphones challenge", kids. The human ear wasn't made to fit these fine electronics. God, y'all kids are DUMB...

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS

  • Works with Common calling applications across almost all platforms and operating systems.
  • Analog connection with 3.5mm audio in and audio out jacks.

TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS

  • Input Impedance: 32 Ohms
  • Sensitivity (headphone): 100dB +/-3dB
  • Sensitivity (microphone): -58dBV/?Bar, -38dBV/Pa +/-4dB
  • Frequency response (Headset): 20Hz - 20kHz
  • Frequency response (Microphone): 100Hz - 16kHz
  • Cable length: 5.90 ft (1.8m )

In the box:

  • Logitech Stereo Headset H110, 3.5mm Dual Plug Computer Headset

Under Armour Men's Shorts

Calvin P. Shorts, the inventor of shorts didn't actually know he was inventing shorts. What he was TRYING to invent was a pair of pants for his pet goat Aldo. Aldo had very short legs. The rest as they say is history. 

 
US SIZES
WAIST (in)
HIP (in)

XS
26-27
26?-27?
32-33

SM
28-29
28?-30
34-35?

MD
30-32
31?-33?
37-38?

LG
34-36
35-37
40-42

XL
38-40
39-41
44-46

XXL
42-44
43-45?
48-50

3XL
46-48
47?-50
52-54

4XL
50-52
52-54?
56-58

5XL
54-56
56?-59
60-62

In the Box:

  • (1) Under Armour Tech Mesh Shorts or Accelerate Shorts

TCL 55P605 55in 4K UHD HDR Roku Smart TV

General
 

Model 
55P605B

Screen Size
55"

Viewable Display Size
54.6"

Description 
Premium Picture HDR 4K TV

UPC
8.46042E+11

Wi-Fi
802.11ac 2x2 Dual Band (support 2.4GHz & 5GHz)

Processor Type
CPU: Dual-core / GPU: Dual-core

 
 

Display
 

Clear Motion Index
120 Hz CMI

Panel Resolution 
3840 x 2160

Resolution
UHD

Display Colors 
1.07 billion

High Dynamic Range Format
Dolby Vision, HDR10

Contrast Control Zones
72 zones

 
 

Features
 

Advanced PQ Setting with Mobile App
Yes

Control Buttons
Power/Menu, <,>

Multilingual On-Screen-Display
English, Spanish, French 

Closed Caption
Yes

Parental Control (V-Chip)
Yes

Accessible Menu System (CVAA)
Yes

Sleep Timer

Instant Selfie

Polar-what? Polaroid? Uhh...where's the screen??