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Swisstek HD Wifi Digital Microscope
Did that come off as egotistic? I in no way mean to impugn the Swiss people... Even though they had the ingenious scam to take large balls of cheese out of my cheese block. You know what Swiss cheese is selling? AIR! CHEESE AIR! ...oh dear, that is egotistic.
Specs:
- Magnification :1-1000X
- Video pixels: 1920*1080P, 1280*720P 640*480
- Video Format: MP4/AVI
- LED lights: 8pcs (adjustable)
- Power supply: 5V DC
- Working hours: Full charge for approximately 3 Hours
In the Box:
- Digital Microscope
HP 15.6" AMD Ryzen 3 1TB SATA Notebook
It's true, Science in all its glory has developed a tube-less computing station for your very lap! Now you can make mathematical calculations in less than an hour! Amazing!
Specifications:
Processor:
AMD Ryzen 3 2200U 2.5GHz (Burst up to 3.4GHz)
Patriot Pantry 1-Week Food Supply Ammo Can
Cocked your head to the side and said I'm HUNGRY
Five days since you laughed at me saying
Get that food bucket come back and see me
Three days since the living doom,
I realized it's all my fault, but I could feed you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days 'til I say the bucket's empty
Dimensions: 14" x 7" x 8.5"
Food storage is a wise investment so you can thrive when there's an emergency. It's best to store this food in a dry, cool location - a dark area, if possible - at temperatures between 55?F and 70?F. Actual shelf life may vary based on individual storage conditions.
In the Box:
- (1) Patriot Pantry 1-Week Food Supply Ammo Can (1,500+ Calories/Day)
Shark Rocket Ultra-Light Stick Vacuum
And like the noble Great White, it can eat just about anything you can throw at it. And like the honorable Great White, It will hunt and find every last crumb in its environment. And like the effulgent Great White, it is made, um, mainly of cartilage... OK look, TBH we may have not completely thought through this shark analogy...
In the box:
- (1) Shark Rocket Ultra-Light Corded Stick Vacuum, HV301
- (1) Hard Floor Hero Attachment
- (1) Dusting Brush
- (1) 5'' Crevice Tool
- (1) Upholstery Tools
- (1) Wall Mount
- (1) Storage Rack
AudioSnax Echo Dot Docking Station / Cordless Speaker
Just load up your Echo Dot and BOOM! You're blasting "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC! Over and over! Just Angus noodling on the ax for hours on end! Congratulations! You're the guy everyone hates in your apartment complex!
Specs:
- 20W sound and bass
- Dual 52mm drivers with a passive radiator improves the sound
- Built-in 4400 mAh rechargeable battery
- Up to 6 hours of wireless playback while simultaneously charging your devices
Dimensions:
- 7.8 x 5.2 x 5.2 inches
- 1.77 pounds
In the Box:
- Echo Dot Docking Station
- AUX Cable
- Owner's Manual
Storage Maniac Heavy Duty Storage Shelves- Your Choice
It's true, I'm a total Storage Maniac, making the Storage Maniac brand storage shelves a perfect buy for me. I store all the time. Like a maniac. Sixteen-hour storage binges where I whip through my entire house storing the crap out of everything my husband and I own. {MEOW!} Aw, dangit, I Storage Maniac'ed my cat again. {shakes treat can} Come on Burt Reynolds, Jr.! Meow for mommy so she knows what drawer you're in...
3-Tier Specifications:
- 3-Shelf Shelving Unit with Adjustable Leveling Feet - Larger Capacity: each shelf holds up to 350 pounds on leveling feet, total system capacity on leveling feet - 1050 pounds (evenly distributed)
- Easy Moving: Each shelf holds up to 200 pounds on wheels, total system capacity on wheels - 600 pounds (evenly distributed).
Marc Joseph Men's and Women's Shoes
Finally a pair of shoes nice enough to make you spring for a fancy shoe shine at the airport.
KingCamp Camping Chairs
Recline in luxury while your fellow campers sit on logs or a pile of angry racoons or whatever people do in the outdoors.
Brooklyn Biltong Seasoned Dry Beef (6)
- See 'Photo Gallery' for Nutrition Information
- Best By: 11/03/2019
MasterPlug Heavy Duty Extension Cord Reel
True story: My rabbit chewed a hole in the lining of an extension cord that was hanging next to his cage. My brother, finished with yardwork, did that "wrap it around your forearm" trick when after like the 20th loop, he hit the chewed spot and started to be lightly electrocuted. Did my fam help when they saw him doing a Ray Bolger impersonation in the backyard? Nope. We laughed and laughed... at him... while he was being electrocuted. God, I love my family. Oops! I'm late for therapy!In the Box:
- (1) MasterPlug Heavy Duty Extension Cord Reel (Your Choice)
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