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Kwikset SmartCode Electronic Keypad Lock

Safer Safes

There's one key. But there are ten numbers. JUST SAYIN'

Everybody has different things in their lives. Some things they don't care about. Some things they care about a great deal. Some things they pretend not to care about while actually caring about. And some things they hope that nobody, but nobody, ever actually discovers. For the former, a simple lock will do. For the latter? You need AS MANY LOCKS AS POSSIBLE.

So if you don't want your friends finding out you write fanfic about the cast of 1776, maybe consider buying a Kwikset SmartCode Electronic Keypad Lock for all the doors between your guests and your writing room. Without the special code, the handle simply won't turn, and then no nosey so-and-so is gonna get their peepers on the unfinished chapter where Jefferson first seduces John Adams in the hot tub underneath the Liberty Bell.

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Econo-Heat Wall Heater

You Get What You Pay For

You don't buy econo heat and expect first-class warmth.

Listen, bub. It's really no big secret; the big wigs in the heat industry don't care about you. You don't buy this Econo Wall Heater, there are 10 people in line behind you, waiting for the same unit.

That's why we can get away with cramming these 23" x 23" x 3/8" wall-mounted heaters into 23.5" x 23.5" x 3/4 spaces. You want extra sweating room, pay for the upgrade. The goal was to be warm, right? YOU'RE WELCOME.

Oh, and here's the kicker: We can delay, cancel or reroute your heat flow at any time for any reason whatsoever with zero apologies or explanation. And if it just so happens that the turd in the apartment behind you decides to knee you in the back every time you try mounting your Econo Heater, tough titty, kitty.

Heat is a privilege, not a right.

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