Happy Music Monday! Some people love sports. Some people love sports so much, they write songs about sports! Scott’s gathered those songs here today for your amusement. Also we need 50 million dollars in public money to build a Music Monday stadium or we’re taking this post to Oklahoma.
Operator Please - Just A Song About Ping Pong
This is so catchy and simple that it’s hard to believe Malcolm McLaren wasn’t involved somehow. And don’t start looking for metaphor here. This is JUST a song about ping pong.
See you after the jump!
Storage Wars, Work Fridge Edition
You never know what you're going to find in those food storage containers. That's just the risk you take.
All right, people. We're going to open up this break-room fridge and give you a little peek. You've got two minutes to assess the potential value of the contents in each container, and then we'll start the bidding. But I warn you, they're not all in Pyrex containers, so it could get ugly.
Ready? Here we go.
_Ooh. Look at the one in the back. Is that lasagna, or moussaka? If it's lasagna, I'm in for three, maybe four Kit Kats.
_OK, I see a sandwich, can't make out the type of lunch meat. No lettuce, and definitely mustard. If only it had mayo instead.
Tabbin'
Tab Tablets here for the Samsung Tab Tablets!
When I was a young man, people would say "Tab! You'll never amount to anything in this world!" But that was back in they days before major technological advances put the Samsung Galaxy Tab Pro Tablet up near the forefront of computing devices! And today, here I am, Tab Tablet, well placed and ready to take advantage of my unusual name!
Go on, search me up. What do you see? According to the Internet, I weigh 1.61 pound and offer a screen with more than 4 million pixels! How great does THAT look to an employer! Certainly better than two years as an Alaskan drifter after a failed career as a hula hoop salesman! Which was my story for the longest time!
And another delightful Woot workweek draws to a close. Another week of making jokes, mining deals and minding monkeys. Who are the people who do this work? Who are the people who make Woot … Woot? We asked them to speak to us, from the heart, to share their joys, their struggles, and the stories no one knows. (Sometimes, even the person telling the story doesn’t know it.)
See for yourself:
A Real Life Field Test gets real destructive
The Great Wall of Nickelback is fondly non-remembered
And another delightful Woot workweek draws to a close. Another week of making jokes, mining deals and minding monkeys. Who are the people who do this work? Who are the people who make Woot … Woot? We asked them to speak to us, from the heart, to share their joys, their struggles, and the stories no one knows. (Sometimes, even the person telling the story doesn’t know it.)
See for yourself:
A Real Life Field Test gets real destructive
The Great Wall of Nickelback is fondly non-remembered
Sitter Roulette
You can get anything on the internets nowadays!
"Ready to go, hon?"
Sure thing. When's the sitter getting here?
"You tell me."
You didn't get a babysitter?
"I thought you were getting the babysitter."
Well great. What do we do now? The Johnsons are expecting us in half an hour.
"I know! Let's try Sitter Roulette."
Is that ... ?
" ... just like Chat Roulette, only for finding babysitters instead of penises? Yes."
Great! Just let me fire up my HP Pavilion 17.3" AMD Quad-Core Laptop here and ...
"ACK. No!"
Yeah. NEXT!
"No."
Nope.
"Maybe?"
Nah. Too Mrs. Doubtfire.
"Yeah."
Oh my! Not enough Mrs. Doubtfire.
"I don't see the problem."
MOVING ON. How about ...
" ... huh. Maybe?"
Positively Synapse Micro Street
Are you playing the Crapword Puzzle? It's fun, engaging and a total waste of time!
TEDIUM IS GLORY! Come and enjoy our Woot Writer Cam all day today.
Visit youtube.com/user/wootchannel on Tuesday and marvel at the WriterCam. TEDIUM IS GLORY
TEDIUM IS GLORY! Come and enjoy our Woot Writer Cam all day today.
You kids today; you think you’ve got it so tough.
Visit youtube.com/user/wootchannel on Tuesday and marvel at the WriterCam. TEDIUM IS GLORY
TEDIUM IS GLORY! Come and enjoy our Woot Writer Cam all day today.
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