Go ahead, don a Donna Reed apron and boil some butter or something...
We can't read "Samsung" without hearing Hiss the snake from Disney's "Robin Hood" and also "The Jungle Book." Sssssssamssssung he woulod whisper as we sink deeper and deeper into his thrall... Trust in meee. Just in meee [SNORE] [Email to Boss: I won't be into work today because i am inside a cartoon snake. Sincerely, Woot Writer.]
Specs
Design
Type
Frame Edge
Screen Type
Flat Panel
Design
Frame Edge
Bezel Width
VNB
Slim Type
Normal
Stand Type (Color)
Branch
4K Ultra HD Connected
Yes
Style
Frame
TV Type
Premium UHD
Video
Screen Size
42.5" / 54.6" / 64.5" Measured Diagonally
Resolution
3,840 ?
You think Stretch Armstrong just woke up like that one day out of nowhere? No. He put in the work. He was on the Stretch Bench Pro 18 hours a day stretching to his absolute limit and then stretching even farther. Also at some point, he had his insides replaced with some kind of viscous stretchy goo.
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a tee shirt!!!!
What with my limited abdominal strength it's easier for most people to climb up and over the actual Adirondacks than it is for me to get out of an Adirondack chair. But please buy some chairs anyway. I need health insurance.
Product Dimensions
30 x 28 x 38 inches
Item Weight
29 pounds
Shipping Weight
39.3 pounds
Manufacturer
Walker Edison
Color
Brown or Dark Brown
Weight Capacity
250 pounds
In the Box:
If you buy this, just be sure to only watch shows that are worthy of such a piece of electronic art:
Yes: Downtown Abbey, GoT, Nature Videos
No: Jerky Boys The Movie and any 360p cell vids from your trip to the Gathering of the Juggalos (FAYGO, YO!)
Hey, show your gratitude to US by buying one of these tees!
The best way to squash beef is with the gift of beef. It's like fighting fire with fire, but with more meats.
Check it, yo.
HAHAHAHAHHAHA, get it??!
Yeah, I stink.
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