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Disc-O-Beds

Finally, a way to take the couch, chair, and bed lounging you love into the great outdoors. Your move, nature. 

Breville The Barista Express

In fact, y'know what? There's gonna be a written component of this product upon checkout... You've been warned.

Specifications

Pump Pressure:

ViewSonic 2000 Lumen HD 1080p DLP Home Theater Projector

This fine projector burns with the power of thousands of lumens, which you real science-y types will know is the unit of light measurement that speaks to how big a lupin flower looks when projected on a stucco wall, originally and incorrectly named by Sidney Plotz of 2285 West 45th Ave., Apt. B1, Flushing Meadows, NY in 1919.  This is a fact.  Don't Google it.

Specs:

Canon EOS Rebel XS DSLR Bundle

  • Whistler Jenkins - First kid to use chocolate milk in his Cocoa Puffs.
  • Glenda Wharburton - First person to say, "Give me the Rachel" to a hair stylist.
  • Sofa Peters - First person to order scrambled eggs by yelling, "Fling me some scrambies, bubby!"

Imaging
 

Lens Mount
Canon EF

Camera Format
APS-C / (1.5x Crop Factor)

Sensor Type / Size
CMOS, 22.2 x 14.8 mm

Bit Depth
12-Bit

Memory Card Type
SD

 
SDHC

 
 

Focus Control
 

Focus Type
Autofocus

 
 

Viewfinder/Display
 

Viewfinder Type
Pentamirror

Viewfinder Coverage
95%

 
 

Exposure Control
 

ISO Sensitivity
100-1600

Shutter
30 - 1/4000  

Remote Control
RS-60E3 (Optional)

Mirror Lock-Up
Y

5.11 Men's Tactical Polos and Pants

Tactical polos. For when things with Brant down at the club get SERIOUS. 

Eargasm High-Fidelity Earplugs

Man, with a product title like that, the joke's already written!

Hey, Jimmy! I'm knocking off for a second cup of Joe!

In the Box:

  • (1) Eargasm High Fidelity Earplugs (choose your color)

MyPillow Corded Classic Pillow - Pick Size, Style

It's so soft! It's crazy! What's up with MyPillow and its evil black magic??? TELL ME YOUR SECRETS, GUY WHO HUGS HIS PILLOW ON THE WRAPPER!

In the Box: 

  • (1) MyPillow Corded Classic Pillow - Pick Size, Style

Winix C535 True HEPA Air Cleaner

HEPA is one of those things like antioxidants. No one is sure what it means but it seems like a good idea.  We put our crack researchers to work finding out what HEPA really means and these are what they dug up:

  • High Energy Pooping Air
  • Huffing Eternal Pseudohypoparathyroidism Antidisestablishmentarianism
  • Hell, Even Paul Approves

 

Details:

Filter Type:

  • 1True HEPA Filters included.   Efficiency of 99.97% down to 0.3 micron
  • 4 Activated Carbon Pre-Filters for Odor Control

Filter Life:

  • True HEPA: on average 12 months
  • Carbon Filter: on average 3 months

Certifications:

  • UL/CUL Listed: Yes
  • CARB Compliant: Yes
  • Energy Star Qualified: Yes
  • AHAM Verified: Yes

Specifications:

Grateful for Diversity

What makes us great is US. All of us.

Huntspoint Gold Wagyu Brisket - Your Choice

Riskiest meats, ranked: 

* That one hot dog at the convenience store that's been sitting there for weeks 
* Army surplus taco meat 
* Mystery meat 
* Meatloaf (the singer) 

  • Packaged accordingly with the Wagyu Beef Standards; Shipped COLD via FedEx!