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[creepy 80's rocker voice] Aw yeah, baby. Baby, baby yeah. Come on with those sweet curves. They dangerous? They dangerous curves? [points] GUITAR! I bet these curves are like a road in the rain at night; slippery when wet. [pours a Rolling Rock on the monitor and is imediately electrocuted] HIYAAAAAAA!

Smart scale, huh? If it was REALLY so smart it'd tell me I continue to lose weight even though I eat mostly Hostess snack cakes because if it doesn't it's going right back in the storage closet and what are its big brains going to do for it in there? 

Metrics Tracked:

Weight
Four weight sensors
Patent-pending body position detector
Highly accurate weighing

Body Composition
Bioelectrical Impedance Analysis
Athlete and non-athlete mode
Unit: body fat %, total body water %, muscle mass kg or lb, bone mass kg or lb

Heart rate
Patented heart rate measurement technology 
Unit: bpm (beats per minute)

Automatic user recognition
Up to 8 different users

In the box:

With your own meat slicer, you'll be able to throw off the oppressive shackles of Big Deli and live life on your own terms. No longer beholden to the predetermined thicknesses and amounts of your favorite meats foisted upon you by the powerful deli shadow cabal that's been pulling strings for far too long you'll finally be free. FREEEEEEEEE!!! 

• Model #615.
• 15 1/2" x 10 1/2" x 11" high.
• 10 lb. 9 oz.
• UL-Listed; 120V.
• 120 watts.
• 42" long 3-prong cord.

In the Box:

(1) Chef'sChoice Premium Electric Food Slicer, 615

I swear to god I will turn this whole website AROUND if you Wooters don't stop asking...