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LG Electronics SJ8 Sound Bar w/ Subwoofer
A "sound bar" sounds like some kind of swanky high tech lounge where instead of ordering cocktails you get a set of expensive headphones and order bespoke sounds and sound combinations. I'm only like 50% sure I'm making that up it probably exists in Brooklyn or something.
In the Box:
- Soundbar
- Subwoofer
- Power Cable
- Remote Control w/ Batteries
- Optical Audio Cable
- Wall Mounting Brackets
- Warranty Card
Pumpkin Bundt Cake Mix Kit w/Spoon
Bundt cake seems like a scam. I'm no baking expert, but to my untrained eye, there's a lot of space in the middle of a bundt cake that could be filled with more cake. That's why I always bake a second cake to cram into the bundt cake hole. I'm a visionary.
Souvia Sous Vide Immersion Circulator
We here at Woot like to advance the human language at every turn. Today, we present the term "Sous Vide". It is a method of cooking. But why, WHY {bangs table} I ask you do we settle for that one use of such a beautiful phrase? We would posit to elevate it to include, "extreme satisfaction with your dinner." Thaty way, when you've finished cooking the perfect dinner with your Sous Vide Imersion Circulator, you can yell, "Sooooooous VIIIIIIDE!" You're welcome.
In the Box:
(1) Souvia Sous Vide Immersion Circulator, 1100 Watts
Shavel Home Thermee Electric Blanket
It's like totally fresh and stuff. I bet that'd look great on you. NO, I'm totally serious. Ha ha. Oh dammit, my keyboard is going wonky with italics again. That's just great. Now everyone will think I was being sarcastic. That's just fantast... fantast... Oh so now I can't italicize when I actually want to be sarcastic? That's just great. Oh, there it is.
Specifications
Twin:
85" x 66"
Full:
90" x 72"
Queen:
90" x 90"
King:
90" x 108"
Country of Origin:
China
In the box:
- (1) Shavel Home Thermee Electric Blanket, 8 Colors
DeWALT Lithium-Ion Brushless Compact Drill Driver
With this powerful drill, you can fool your dinner guests into thinking you've sprung for fancy swiss cheese when in fact you're serving basic jack cheese with holes drilled in it. Diabolical.
Specifications
Model Number:
DCD777C2
Battery Type:
Lithium Ion
Chuck Type:
Plastic Ratcheting
Kit Box:
Contractor Bag
System:
20V Max
Units Watts Out:
340
Chuck Size
1/2"
Clutch Settings:
15
No Load Speed:
0 - 1.600 RPM
Tool Weight:
2.6 lbs
Product Dimensions:
12.5 x 3.8 x 9.8 inches
In the Box:
KidsWifi Dual-Band WiFi Online Protection
Stop yer kiddies from doing evreything from selling pancreases on the dark web to trolling Kanye on social media. It's 2018, your 3-year old is now smarter than you, face it.
Connectivity
Protecting your kids is as simple as connecting to a Wi-Fi network. When you plug in your KidsWifi, it uses your home Internet connection to create a new Wi-Fi network that is controlled, filtered and monitored the way you want it. Then any wireless device, from computers to tablets to game consoles, can be protected by simply connecting them to your KidsWifi network. Even your kids' friends can be easily protected!
Onkyo TX-RZ820 7.2-Channel 4k Receiver
This receiver has an Incomprehensible Music filter and will not play the following tracks:
HP OMEN 17" Intel i7, RX580 8GB Laptop
You know how you spot a n00b? HE USES THE WORD "n00b"!!!!!!!!
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel i7-7700HQ 2.8GHz (Turbo up to 3.8GHz)
You Can't Take The Pie From Me
"Supper's nearly ready, the crew will be here any minute, and I won't have you spoiling your supper by sneaking your dessert first."
As she turned and headed back toward the galley, a wry smile crossed his lips. He quietly vowed, "I'm a theif on the wind... watch me soar!"
Wise Company 104-Serving Variety Bucket
Starting today I'm eating all of my meals and drinking all of my beverages out of a bucket. I assume that's not going to make me any friends at the local Starbucks, but 5 gallons of caramel macchiato later I'm going to be INCREDIBLY productive.
Allergen info: Contains milk, soy, and wheat. Produced on equipment that also processes milk, soy, wheat, egg, shellfish, fish, tree nuts, and peanuts.
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