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Segway miniPRO Personal Transporter
The key to a good SCOOT SCOOT experience is to say "SCOOT SCOOT" as you pass slower moving pedestrians, cyclists, and the like. Believe me, they'll love it (and if they don't it doesn't matter because they'll be eating your SCOOT SCOOT dust).
Product Specifications
Dimensions:
20 x 21.4 x 10.3 inches
Product Weight:
28 lbs
Max User Weight:
220 lbs
Machine Parameters
Max Speed
10 mph
Typical Range
14 miles
Max. Climbing Angle
15?
Beginner Mode
Can be disabled or enabled via App after 0.6 miles (1km) of riding
Applicable Terrain
Pavement, packed dirt, slopes < 15?, obstacles < 0.4 in
Operating Temp.
14 - 104? F
Storage Temp.
-4 - 113? F
IP Rating
IP54
Battery
Nominal Voltage
54.3 VDC
Max.
Grown of Stars
Oh, it's pretty now, but just wait until Fall when you get hit on the head by a Quasar or White Dwarf...
Eargasm High-Fidelity Earplugs
Jeez! Can you take out those great earplugs for a sec so I can tell you what great earplugs they are?
In the Box:
- (1) Eargasm High Fidelity Earplugs (choose your color)
Lenovo ThinkPad X1 12" 256GB Tablet
We all know that tablets were invented to distract children on long car rides, but what you might not know is that adults can also use tablets! With the Lenovo ThinkPad X1 Tablet you can: pretend to work while riding the bus, save complicated recipes you'll never cook, and watch your favorite Netflix shows. Yes, the Lenovo ThinkPad X1 does it all. Plus games. You're going to need something to distract you on those long car rides...
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Core m5-6Y57 1.1GHz (Burst up to 2.8GHz)
Peppermint Crunch Crack Cookies - Party Pack
Hahahahaha! Crack jokes! Not just for ruining lives anymore!
- Package Size: 4.7 oz.
Samsung Phones - Your Choice
*...well, actually you have to buy it. Sorry to get yer hopes up there, Mr. Cheapskate.
UA TAC Base Layer and Compression
...so don't just wear 'em on the couch, ok? Get out and train for an Ironman or something...
Atlin 30oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug
Try my toadstool, India ink, and rotten egg smoothie!!!!
{GULP}
Not a single stain... that's amazing!
In the Box:
(1) Atlin Tumbler 30 oz. Double Wall Stainless Steel Vacuum Insulated Travel Mug
Plantronics Gaming Headsets - Your Choice
Sigh. He's 48, BTW...
In The Box:
- Plantronics Rig Stereo Gaming Audio System
Pet Favorites
Oh, I know you say you love 'em all the same, but let's be honest, Binky has been riding a thin line for a while now. What with the "peeing on a cashmere sweater" incident...
In the box:
- (1) Tail Lights LED Safety Pet Collar
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