I mean, I'm not saying that Portugal will blow up their borders and float over here to take over the great land of the USA... but can you take that chance? Protect your family from their beautiful stonework and delicious fish dishes!!!

In the box:

(1) Base Station
(1) Keypad
(5) Entry Sensors
(1) Motion Detector
(1) Key Chain Remote
(1) Panic Button
(1) SimpliSafe Sign

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Neat Vegan Cookie & Baking Sampler (8)

Legit delicious vegan food here... Make it, slip it to your mom, and lord it over her that she didn't realize it wasn't full of butter and dead things!!!

See 'Photo Gallery' for Nutrition Information
Best By: At least 1 year from receipt.

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Elgato Game Capture HD60 Pro

I swear, I can play new video games for the first 24 hours. After that, the shut-in master gamers have learned every possible way to make me feel like an idiot by killing me over and over and over and forget this, I'm making pizza rolls...

Requirements:

OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
GPU: Intel HD; Nvidia Ge Force GTX 600 or better
CPU: Intel i5-4xxx Quad-Core or better
Other: PCIe x1/x4/x8/x16 slot

Specifications:

Interface: PCIe x1
Input: Playstation 4, XBOX One, Nintendo Switch (unencrypted HDMI)
Output: HDMI (pass-through) up to 1080p60
Capture Resolutions: 1080p60, 1080p30, 1080i, 720p60, 720p30, 576p, 576i, 480p
Capture Bitrate: Up to 60Mbps
Dimensions: 4.8" x 2.2" x 0.55"
Weight: 3.6oz

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Under Armour Men's Apparel

Let's be clear: This is armor for wetness, stinkiness, and unrestricted movement.

It is NOT armor against like, lances and halberds and stuff...

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Silhouette Slate Grey CAMEO 3 Craft Bundle

"Did he have a head? ...Mm-hmm, good, yes. Did he have a big scary pirate scar across his eye? No? Disappointing... Did he have a moustache? ...Oh, well, I kinda already drew one... uh, how would he look witha moustache?"

In the box:

(1) Silhouette Slate Grey CAMEO 3 Craft Bundle Includes:

(1) Slate Grey CAMEO 3 Cutting Machine
(24) Sketch Pens
(2)12-Inch Cutting Mats
(1) Autoblade Cutting Blade
(1) Silhouette Design Store Download
(1) Power Cable
(1) USB Cable
(1) Vinyl Starter Pack

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QNAP TS-328 Personal Cloud NAS Storage System

Nas Rules. Who's the best electronic storage? Ain't no best. East, West, North, South, flossed out, greedy. I embrace y'all with napalm and-oh that's a little violent for a write-up, tapping out.

Hardware Specifications:

CPU
Realtek Quad-core ARM Cortex-A53 (64-bit), RTD 1296, 1.4GHz

Encryption Acceleration
Yes

System Memory
2GB DDR4 RAM (not expandable)

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Patriot Pantry 1-Week Food Supply Ammo Can

Relive your glory years in the military with these meal packs... but not too much. After all, these are a helluva lot more tasty than your old MREs :)

Dimensions: 14" x 7" x 8.5"

Food storage is a wise investment so you can thrive when there's an emergency. It's best to store this food in a dry, cool location - a dark area, if possible - at temperatures between 55?F and 70?F. Actual shelf life may vary based on individual storage conditions.

In the Box:

(1) Patriot Pantry 1-Week Food Supply Ammo Can (1,500+ Calories/Day)

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