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2pk Rocketbook Smart Notebooks & 5 Pens

The Everlast notebook provides a classic pen and paper experience, yet is built for the digital age. Some important things you can record in your Rocketbook:

  • All the cute boys you're crazy about.
  • Your Star Trek spec script
  • Your mom's awful recipe for Ham Apple Cobbler {sick burn!}

Dimensions

Everlast Executive Size:
6 in x 8.8 in / 36 pages

Everlast Letter Size:
8.5 in x 11 in / 32 pages

In the box:

  • (2) Rocketbook Everlast Notebooks (Your Choice - Size and Color)
  • (5) Pilot FriXion pens
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Buffalo Bill's Turkey Bacon Jerky (6)

{listening} What do you mean that's the wrong Buffalo Bill? {listening} A cowboy? I mean, who else would be selling small strips of meat? {listening} Ok, ok, I'll change it... if I get around to it.

  • See 'Photo Gallery' for Nutrition Information

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Dell Optiplex 7010 SFF Desktops

Like, "I'm afraid of spiders, cockroaches, and earwigs, so I guess you could say I have an Optiplex about creepy crawlies!"

Specifications:

Processor:
Intel Core i5-3470 3.2GHz (Turbo up to 3.6GHz)
6MB Cache

Processor Core:
Quad-Core

Memory:
Your Choice:
8GB or 16GB DDR3

Max Memory:
16GB

Graphics:
Intel HD Graphics 2500

Video Ports:
VGA, DisplayPort

Hard Drive:
Your Choice:
120GB or 240GB solid state drive

Optical Drive:
DVD-ROM

Sound:
Integrated

Network:
10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet

Wireless:
No

I/O Ports:

(2) DisplayPort
(1) VGA
(6) USB 2.0
(4) USB 3.0
(1) RJ-45 LAN
(1) Serial
(1) Headphone
(1) Microphone
(1) Audio: Line-in

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Warm Living WLDSP18 1000 Sq Foot Fireplace

Snuggle up before the roaring fire that is contained in the very heart of this heater. Yea, as if the very Vulcan himself has imbued the magic box with his fiery kiss!!!!!!!!!

Whew, sorry, got a little carried away there... Anyway, buy this heater!

Specifications

  • Electric Fuel Type 
  • Recommended Single Room Size: up to 1000 sq ft
  • Rated at 1500 Watts/5100 BTUs maximum
  • 6 ft cord, 3 prong plug 
  • 22.60 x 14.80 x 24.20 Inches

In the Box: 

  • (1) Warm Living Electric Infrared WLDSP18 1000 Sq Ft Deluxe Home Stove Fireplace (Heater, Remote, Manual) 
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Dyson UP13 Ball Animal Upright Vacuum

Don't you love the super-British Dyson guy? He's so refined, so sibilant in his S's.  We just wish he were our dad... Oh, was that too honest for a write-up? Did I reveal too much of the Woot Writer here? Well, don't vulnerability-shame me! This is supposed to be a Safe Space! {sobbing} If anyone wants me, I'll be in the quiet room sipping Kombucha...

In the box:

  • (1) Dyson UP13 Ball Animal Upright Vacuum , Purple 
  • (1) Tangle Free Turbine Tool
  • (1) Multi- Angle Tool
  • (1) Stair Tool
  • (1) Combination Tool
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Bell+Howell Light Bar (2-Pack)

"Avast, Cratchett! Get off yer duff and get me some poultices and salves for my piles!" -Ebenezer Scrooge

(That's how he talked, right? I failed 8th Grade English...)

Specifications

Weight:
1 pound

Dimensions:
17.2"L x 6"W x 2"D

Color:
White

Wattage:
40 watts

Type of Bulb:
LED

Battery Cell Type:
Sealed Lead Acid

In the Box:

  • (2) Bell+Howell Rechargeable 60 Light LED Light Bars
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Under Cabinet Puck Lights (4-Pack)

Actually, in no way is it like underwear for your cabinetry, but it made you think for a sec, didn't it? Like, you were all, "Oh, I get it... no, wait, that doesn't make sense! ARGH, dumb Woot Writer!"

HAHAHAHAH GOTCHA!

In the box:

  • (4) Link2Home EM-BL31W Wireless LED Battery Powered Dimmable Kitchen Under Cabinet Puck Lights
  • (1) Remote
  • (4) Pieces of 3M Tape
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iPhone 7 A1778 (GSM Unlocked) (S&D)

It was really sweet... HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHBARF!

LAUNCH
Announced
2016, September

 
Status
Available.

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