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Asus 13.3" Full HD Core i5 Zenbook Touch
Compute It!
No, you're not seeing things. Out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a little something extra for today. Come on in and check it out!
Use this: because when you think about us, you touch your screen.
Don't use this: to win poker. Those are aces, not Asus.
At a karaoke bar, this product sings: "Go Intel it on the Mountain."
On this product's car, there is a bumper sticker that reads: "If you're close enough to read this, then get the heck off my Asus."
The SNL episode hosted by this product features a sketch in which: the laptop acts as the dance coach for the week's musical guest, but get this - THE LAPTOP IS BAD AT DANCING!
Roku 3 Streaming Media Player
Time-Warning
Get it now while Our Telecom Overlords still permit streaming video!
Someday you'll look back with fondness on the quaint little megacorporations that used to offer you broadband service. "Remember back before all the mergers? We used to be able to use the Internet without swiping our credit cards after every gigabyte we downloaded! You could actually use your Internet connection to watch TV! Then came... the monopoly..." That's what we'll talk about while we're waiting for our email attachments to download. Oooh, it's been half an hour now, let's see what this one is - darn, just another banner ad for those X10 cameras.
Woot-opoly: Fun for the Whole Family!
Positively Synapse Micro Street
JUST BUY IT OKAY
If there is one thing Woot does it is sell things. And this Woot-Off is no exception. You will find all sorts of things being sold here in this Woot-Off. Big things, small things, things you can wear, things you can touch, things you can love. Things are us, you could say.
VIZIO 32" 720p LED HDTV
What are you going to do with all your 720 peas? Wait, did we read something wrong?
If there is one thing Woot does it is sell things. And this Woot-Off is no exception. You will find all sorts of things being sold here in this Woot-Off. Big things, small things, things you can wear, things you can touch, things you can love. Things are us, you could say.
Belkin Dual-Band Wireless N+ Router
To Route Or To Trout?
This is, without question, something you could buy right now.
If there is one thing Woot does it is sell things. And this Woot-Off is no exception. You will find all sorts of things being sold here in this Woot-Off. Big things, small things, things you can wear, things you can touch, things you can love. Things are us, you could say.
8-in-1 Sea Building Set
This is, without question, something you could buy right now.
If there is one thing Woot does it is sell things. And this Woot-Off is no exception. You will find all sorts of things being sold here in this Woot-Off. Big things, small things, things you can wear, things you can touch, things you can love. Things are us, you could say.
Porter-Cable Coil Roofing Nailer
In Another World, They Might Have Been... Friends
In this case, we hope you don't prefer Porter-Satellite.
If there is one thing Woot does it is sell things. And this Woot-Off is no exception. You will find all sorts of things being sold here in this Woot-Off. Big things, small things, things you can wear, things you can touch, things you can love. Things are us, you could say.
Wooden Hangers Natural 72-pc
What's more natural than a hook?
If there is one thing Woot does it is sell things. And this Woot-Off is no exception. You will find all sorts of things being sold here in this Woot-Off. Big things, small things, things you can wear, things you can touch, things you can love. Things are us, you could say.
Music Monday: RIP Bob Casale
Happy Music Monday! DEVO is, today, much loved and well remembered. But there was a time when they were just some crazy band that looked weird. That was the band that Bob Casale played with, and the band that's mourning him right now. Bob Casale passed away last Tuesday. Today's Music Monday Scott's tribute to him, and DEVO.
Were they serious? Were they ironic? How did they so impressively predict the impending de-evolution on humanity? DEVO might be a one-hit wonder to some, but whatever. They mattered. And Bob Casale mattered right along with them.
See you after the jump!
The Trivial Eye: Sochi Style
Even leaving out the figure skaters, the over-the-top fabulous outfits are one of the most entertaining things about the Winter Olympics - and extra funny this year, given Russia's backwards attitude toward those of the flamboyant persuasion. Which countries are shown here stepping out in their Sochi best?
Answers are here. Please post your guesses, speculations, or arguments below! But know this: the Trivial Eye is presented for public amusement and no prizes are offered other than that familiar feeling of aggravation that so much of your mind is occupied by useless trivia.
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