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Dell Monitors

Watch out it's UltraSharp!! So sharp you'll slice your eyeballs watching extreme sports, kid!!!

Display:

Screen Size:
24"

Panel Technology:
Widescreen IPS

Native Resolution:
1920 x 1200

Brightness:
300cd/m2

Aspect Ratio:
16:10

Contrast Ratio:
1000:1

Viewing Angle:
178/178

Signal input connectors:
1 DisplayPort, 1 DVI-D, 1 VGA, 1 USB 2.0 upstream, 4 USB 2.0 downstream

Response Time:
8ms

Refresh Rate:
60 Hz

Pixel Pitch:
0.27mm

Colors:
16.7 Million

VESA:
Compatible 100 x 100mm

 

Physical:

Dimensions:

20.22 inches x 21.89 inches x 7.10 inches with stand,

14.24 inches x 21.89 inches x 2.56 inches without stand

Weight:
8.73 lbs

In the box: 

Han-Samurai and Chew-Oni

Is it sci-fi punk? Is it fantasy punk? Is it snarky punk? Who cares, you punk! Buy the blasted tee, you nerf herder! {kisses}

Z Grills Wood Pellet Grill & Smoker

*And by "fools" we mean delicious pork shoulders...

Eliot's Adult Nut Butters Sampler (6)

Plain peanut butter? You going to slap that on some white bread and cut the crusts off too? Then maybe play with your blocks before naptime? Step your game up and graduate to nut butters with some actual flavor. Don't worry you can still take a nap afterward. Naps are awesome. 

  • Note: See Photo Gallery for Nutrition Information.

Oakley Sunglasses

When your future is so bright you gotta wear shades don't wear just ANY shades. Wear the very best. 

WASPcam Action Sports Camera - Your Choice

Real wasps are total jerks and add no value to nature and should all be swatted by me, but THIS bad boy will add plenty of value to your MAXIMUM EXTREME SPORTS VIDEO!

Tru-Spec 24/7 Xpedition Pants

I have a pair of jeans I call my "Weekend Jeans" (I even have a Weekend Jeans song, but I'm keeping that under my bonnet for now). They're tattered and torn and have a large gaping hole in at least one area that makes them downright unfit to wear in public, much less for outdoor adventures. I guess what I'm saying is that if you're going to go adventuring, make sure you're wearing the right pants. 

Sizes:
28 - 44 with 30", 32" & 34" inseams

All of the 24-7 Series? pants with a comfort slider waistband run about one size larger.

In the Box:

(1) Tru-Spec 24/7 Xpedition Pants

FurHaven Orthopedic Sofa Pet Bed for Dogs and Cats

We all think that our dogs love us because they go crazy when they see us and they look at us with those gooey puppy-dog eyes. But our dogs also go equally crazy for a well-thrown tennis ball and they'll dole out their gooey-eyed look to anyone who rustles some food packaging in their direction. Dogs have a lot of love to give, and it would be unfair of us to ask them to save it all for us.

Fabric / Colors: 

  • Cozy Faux Sheepskin & Chenille - Coffee, Cream, Orion Blue
  • Lustrous Faux Fur & Velvet - Dark Sage, Harbor Blue, Smoke Gray

Sizes and Dimensions:

  • Small - 20" x 15" x 3.5" (sleep surface - 15.5" x 12")
  • Medium - 30" x 20" x 3.5" (sleep surface - 22" x 15.75")
  • Large - 36" x 27" x 3.5" (sleep surface - 27" x 22")
  • Jumbo - 44" x 35" x 4.5" (sleep surface - 32" x 29").

In the Box:

Lumisource Cosi Barstool

Belly up to the bar on one of these here fancy barstools and bust out your best "Man Wlaks Into a Bar" joke! 

For example, a proctologist walks into a bar and picks up a sticky {EDITOR REDACTED}

In the Box:

  • (1) Lumisource Cosi Barstool

The Original Stretch Armstrong

Stretch him! Tie him! And if you're my brother, convince me that the goo inside is radioactive and that if i breach the special rubber containment system by even a  millimeter, I'll die horribly but mom won't care because I'm actually a washed off Sump Monster baby that she adopted.  Fun times!

In the box:

(1) The Original Stretch Armstrong