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Lenovo M93P Intel Core i5 Tiny Desktop

Specifications:

Processor:
Intel Core i5-4570T 2.9GHz (Turbo up to 3.6GHz)
4MB Cache

Processor Core:
Dual-Core

Memory:
8GB DDR3 (supports up to 16GB)

Memory Slots:
2

Graphics:
Intel HD Graphics 4600

Video Ports:
DisplayPort, VGA

Hard Drive:
128GB Solid State Drive

Optical Drive:
No

Sound:
Integrated

Network:
10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet

Wireless:
802.11 b/g/n

Bluetooth:
No

VESA Mount:
Optional VESA mount bracket kit, supports VESA 75mm and 100mm (not included)

Front I/O Ports:

(2) USB 3.0
(1) Headphone
(1) Microphone

Rear I/O Ports:

(1) DisplayPort
(1) VGA
(3) USB 3.0

Silhouette Blue Cameo 3 Craft Bundle

What? {listening} No, I wasn't being facetious, I truly think you can start an art career!   ...Huh? No, I don't know how many famous authors started in their 40s, but... Well, sure, it would have been better if you started just after college but... But you were the one who wanted kids! ...Sorry, no, I wasn't yelling, I just want to support you... Sharon, what do you want from me? Oh dang, is the voice recog software still on?!? I gotta redo thi{click}

In the Box:

Silhouette Blue Cameo 3 Craft Bundle Includes:

  • (1)  Blue Cameo 3 cutting Machine
  • (1) Silhouette Studio Software
  • (1) Power Cable
  • (1) USB Cable
  • (1) Auto Blade
  • (1) Cross Cutter
  • (1) 12-Inch Cutting Mat
  • (1) Auto Blade
  • (24) Sketch Pens
  • (1) Vinyl Starter Kit

Dell OptiPlex 3050 Micro Desktop

OptiPlex Micro has the smallest Dell chassis design with a displacement of just 1.2 liters. Which is 0.317006 gallons in Freedom Units. With a computer that wee, where can't you compute! Put a worksation in a desk drawer! Put one in the restroom! Put Velcro straps on it and slap in on Aunt Mae!  It's up to you!

Specifications:

Processor:
Intel Core i5-6500T 2.5GHz
OR
Intel Core i7-6700T 2.8GHz

Processor Core:
Quad-Core

Memory:
8GB DDR4-2400 (1 x 8GB)

Max Memory:
16GB

Graphics:
Intel HD 530 Graphics

Hard Drive:
256GB Solid State Drive
OR
500GB Solid State Hybrid Drive

Optical Drive:
None

Sound:
HD audio

Wireless:
No

Network:
10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet

I/O Ports:

(4) USB 3.1 Gen 1

Edgecraft Chef'sChoice Electric Knife Sharpener

How can you be a chef with dull knives? That's a bad choice, chef (heh).  I mean, that's like a mechanic with dull wrenches. Wait, that's terrible. It's like a surfer with a dull surfboard. That's even worse. That's like a farrier with a dull clincher-OMG, is there a gas leak in this office?  These are unreal... Surgeon! It's like a surgeon with a dull scalpel! Cut! Print!

PoiliticZ

{a large-eyed girl of indeterminate age with giant pink puffs for hair stands below a cherry tree, blossoms falling silently around her as she stares into the cosmos which is visible for some reason.}   {She slowly turns her head to look at you and you marvel at how what looks like a 2-quart tear on her cheek refuses to fall} "S-s-senpai," she stutters, "will you buy these tees Senpai? The Prophecy demands it!!! {FIN}

Microsoft Surface Pro 3 12" Tablets

We gathered a panel of experts to evaluate the Microsoft Surface Pro 3 Tablet, here's what they had to say...
EXPERT 1: Wow, look at this...is this a computer?
EXPERT 2: Excuse me, how long will this take? You said you have some information about my lost dog?
EXPERT 3: I am an expert.
EXPERT 4: Well, I really love the Surface's extended battery life, Intel Core i5 processor, and the preloaded Windows 8.1 Pro. Its speed is perfect for meeting my needs, and the microSD card slot gives me up to 64GB of extra storage. However, I want to reiterate, I am a dinosaur fossil expert, I don't know why I'm here.
EXPERT 5: Wait...I sense someone somewhere is in trouble! TO THE BATCAVE! [runs full speed into a wall]

Rip Van Wafel Dutch Caramel & Vanilla (36)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH a century-old reference! HAHAHAHAHAHA we're so current! HAHAHAHAHAHA I think I've had too much coffee this morning... and too many waffles {crash} {snooze}

  • See 'Photo Gallery' for Nutrition Information

AudioSnax Echo Dot Docking Station / Cordless Speaker

So once I was at this party when the Echo had just came out and my friend was talking about how Alexa could just buy anything.  I, being a bit tipsy, just yelled, "Alexa! Buy me 300 burritos! Confirm Purchase!"  ...I was not invited back.

Specs:

  • 20W sound and bass
  • Dual 52mm drivers with a passive radiator improves the sound
  • Built-in 4400 mAh rechargeable battery
  • Up to 6 hours of wireless playback while simultaneously charging your devices

Dimensions:

  • 7.8 x 5.2 x 5.2 inches
  • 1.77 pounds

In the Box:

  • Echo Dot Docking Station
  • AUX Cable
  • Owner's Manual

Oakley Radar Pace Sunglasses

Or 1992, we're not sure... Either way, these bad as heck shades will get you all the attention your need! More! More attention than you need! People will hound you night and day! You will live like a recluse with jars of fluid and your sunglasses begging for anonymity!

WEN 12-Amp 7-1/4" Sidewinder Circular Saw

That's a joke of course. One should never sidle up to a Sidewinder unawares.  Here are the steps to approaching a Sidewinder saw for the first time, according to our experienced contractor staff:

  • Coo in a falsetto voice
  • Walk bowl-legged to reduce your height
  • Start dumping everything out of your pockets to show that material wealth means nothing to you
  • Sweat submissively

In the box:

(1) WEN 36725 12-Amp 7-1/4" Sidewinder Circular Saw