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Guardline 1/4-Mile Long Range Wireless Driveway Alarm
Why do we park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway? And also what are you doing in my driveway and how did you get here there are SEVERAL signs that say "Private Driveway" and yes I know this is the easiest place to turn around because you overshot the Dairy Queen, but this is my private property so please either leave or get me a Blizzard.
The Grumpy Tree
Tis better to give than to receive unless you've spent your whole dang tree life giving and then it's time for that ungrateful kid to receive an apple right upside the head.
adidas Originals Men's and Women's Shoes
All Day I Desire All Shoes - like these Adidasses... Addidases... What's the plural of Adidas?
Huntspoint Wagyu Beef Ribs: 4 Racks
Get enough ribs to construct an actual rib cage. Which in this case means a cage constructed of actual ribs. What are you going to do with a cage made of rib bones? Do whatever you want with it, we're not your dad.
- Packaged accordingly with the Wagyu Beef Standards; Shipped FROZEN!
Overhead Storage Rack - Your Choice
Problem: Your garage is a cluttered mess and you're out of floor and shelf space.
Solution: Overhead racks
Backup solution: Invite a family of raccoons to live in your garage. That's their mess now let THEM clean it up.
In the box:
- (1) SafeRacks 4' x 4' Overhead Storage Rack
- (8) Vertical Posts
- (4) 48" Side Beams
- (1) Hardware Bag
- (2) 22.5" x 48" Wire Decking Units
- (2) Deck Hooks
OR
- (4) MonsterRax 22" x 48" Wire Decking Units
- (8) Vertical Posts
- (2) 48" Side Beams
- (2) 96" Front and Back Beams
- (1) 48" Center Support
- (1) Hardware Bag
- (4) 6" Ceiling Brackets
Samsung Phones - Your Choice
But seriously don't call me on my cell phone. Just text. Or send a Twitter DM. Or a Facebook message. Or a Snapchat or a WhatsApp message or an email or an Instagram comment or really any number of other methods of communication. But don't call. It's not 1997 anymore, join us up here in the future.
OUTDOOR WEEK - CamelBak Hydration Packs
Also less spitting. Not NO spitting... but less spitting.
Thirteen
It's all Tee-dley, Shirt-ably Shmirt-ably mischief here! Wear your fandom early, kids!
Save on DDD Sheets!
Soft as cray. Big as life. And ready for those who truly understand the good life. And I don't mean "Brand Name Ritz Instead of America's Choice", I'm talking "Pinot Noir in Crystal Goblets in Bed".
Question to the Manufacturer: How do you get a decanter of red wine outta these sheets?
Marantz 7.2 Channel 4K Receiver with HEOS
FACT: Even though it's not covered by your insurance, this receiver is a lot cheaper than therapy. And why would you only talk to one person about your problems when you could talk to everyone about your problems in a bold new autobiographical podcast called "Me, Myself, and My Problems"? Next week's episode includes a special guest caller- your mother!
In the Box:
- Marantz SR5012 Receiver
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