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HP Colorwheel Laptops

Spin the Color Wheel! (Don't really spin your laptop.)

Specifications:

Processor:
AMD A9-9420 3.0GHz (Turbo up to 3.6GHz)

Tenergy Immersion Blender, 200W

I mean, come on, Steve. Live a little! Oh, you're diabetic? Oh, I'm so sorry, forget I said anything {Later that night in bed} WAIT, that doesn't make sense. Guh, Steve is the WORST.

In the Box:

(1) Tenergy Immersion Blender, 200W Multi-Speed Food Mixer Set 

COSORI 8 Quart 8-in-1 Multi-Functional Pressure Cooker

Pressure changes physics. Well, okay, it doesn't change PHYSICS, but it does change certain things us sea level people take for granted. Your food will cook a little quicker, your recipes will work a wee bit different, all the hassle you're used to enduring to make dinner will fall into a slightly smaller hassle that you might be able to endure! And yet, what won't change is that your food will taste just as it always did, for better or worse.

Dimensions: 14.8 x 14.2 x 14.2 Inches

Weight: 8.95 lbs

In the Box:

  • (1) COSORI 8 Quart 8-in-1 Multi-Functional Programmable Pressure Cooker
  • (1) Recipe Book
  • (1) Stainless Steel Thickened Steam Rack
  • (1) Tempered glass lid for slow cooking
  • (1) Ladle
  • (1) Rice Spoon
  • (1) Measuring Cup

Luxury Showerheads

"I'll never let go..." And then she does like one minute later. Argh! There was plenty of room on that door!

Sonoma Syrup Co Flavored Syrups (4)

Well, not the actualy taste of Sonoma, just a flavor of the region. ANd actual taste of Sonoma would probably be something like, rich dirt, Audi exhaust, and $300 face cream...

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  • Use By: August 2020

QNAP TS-328 Personal Cloud NAS Storage System

Nas Rules. Who's the best electronic storage? Ain't no best. East, West, North, South, flossed out, greedy. I embrace y'all with napalm and-oh that's a little violent for a write-up, tapping out.

Hardware Specifications:

CPU
Realtek Quad-core ARM Cortex-A53 (64-bit), RTD 1296, 1.4GHz

Encryption Acceleration
Yes

System Memory
2GB DDR4 RAM (not expandable)

YETI Hopper Two 40 Portable Cooler

Whatever you call it, be it Yeti, Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Skunk Ape, Uncle Rick, a key aspect of the supposed Gigantopithicus is its ability to live in any climate. Whether it be the frozen wastes of the Himalayas or the sweltering U.S. South, the towering beast is at home in all areas. Just like this Yeti cooler from whence it derives its name. FACT: the first photo of the Yeti cooler was in 1978 on a blurry Super-8 camera, taken by Evvie Spilchuk of Omaha as it reportedly swallowed 16 cans of Schlitz and lumbered off into the underbrush.

Specifications

Carrying Capcity:
36 cans (using a 2:1 ice-to-can ratio by volume) or 40 lbs of ice only

Outside Dimensions:
19 1/2" ? 26"

Inside Dimensions:
15 3/4" ? 18"

Empty Weight:
6.1 lbs

Imported; Designed in Austin, TX

In the box:

Tower Paddle Boards Tower Mermaid iSUP Package

A "mermaid" stand-up paddleboard is confusing because as far as I know, mermaids don't do a lot of standing up what with the not having legs and all.

Klipsch Reference R-10SW 10" 300w Subwoofer

What do you call a miner's dog?  A subwoofer! Yes, this is just another fine example of the superlative jokiness we here at Woot! like to jam in your eyeballs. 100% American made funny, right here. You're welcome, world.

Frequency Response
32Hz - 120Hz +/- 3dB

Maximum Acoustic Output
112dB

Amplifier
All digital

Amplifier Power
150W / 300W

Drive Components
10" (25.4cm) high excursion, IMG, front-firing woofer

Enclosure Material
MDF

Enclosure Type
Bass Reflex

Inputs
Line Level / LFE RCA jacks

Height
14" (35.56cm) / 14.5" w/ feet

Width
12.5" (31.75cm)

Depth
15.7" (39.8cm) / 16.4" w/ grille

Weight
25.5 lb (11.6kg)

Finish
Brushed Black Polymer Veneer

Built From
2014

Features
Volume, Lowpass, Phase, Auto Power

Phase
Switchable 0-180 degrees

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