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Hand Grenade of Holiness
First thou admirest the fine design. Then thou must purchase three. Three shall be the number of the buying and the number of the buying shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou buy two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then complete your purchase you shall.
Uniden Long-Range Radar/Laser Detector
The weird thing about a radar detector is that we usually use radars to detect other things, not the other way around. So really, this radar detector is a detector detector. And who knows what will come next? Someday we'll have devices that detect radar detectors and they'll be detector detector detectors. Someday we'll have so many layers of detection devices that we won't even remember what we were originally detecting anymore.
Neat Vegan Meat Replacement Mixes (8)
I'm not going to bore you with a bunch of stale vegan jokes or try to guilt shame you into giving up meat forever because I don't know you or your life, but something tells me you didn't come here to the Gourmet section of woot dot com for a lecture. But maybe try cutting out meat like once or twice a week and just see what happens. Maybe you'll like it.
- See 'Photo Gallery' for Nutrition Information
- Best By: At least 1 year from receipt.
Dyson AM08 Air Multiplier Bladeless Fan
I {inhale} don't know {inhale} how {inhale} much {inhale} longer {inhale} I can {inhale} hold this {inhale} killer deal! {BOOOOOM!}
Specifications
55.5" x 17.75" x 11", 8.5 lbs
Cord Length: 6.6 Feet
Voltage: 120 V
Hertz: 60 Hz
In the Box:
- (1) Dyson AM08 Air Multiplier Pedestal Fan, White
- (1) Remote Control
iPad Air (1st Gen) 9.7" Tablets with WiFi
OK, actually that's misleading. If it were lighter than air, it would burst from your hands straight up into the atmosphere and hit a secret Chinese sattelite thereby directly causing an international incident. And no one wants that, do we?
Specifications:
Display:
9.7" LED-backlit Multi-Touch with IPS Technology
Yamaha 7.2 4K ATMOS Receiver Network AV Receiver
USE THIS RECEIVER TO ENJOY THE FOLLOWING TRACK SELECTIONS FROM THE SOUNDTRACK TO OUR UPCOMING TV DOCUMENTARY "THE SOUNDS OF SOUND":
-20 minutes of velcro rips
-5 minutes of your mother's quips
-2 hours of smoke alarm "blips"
Cauldryn Fyre Mobile Vacuum Bottle
Who is "Luke" anyway and how did he get to be in charge of all things not too hot and not too cold? Is he some high mucky muck with Big Temperature so he gets to call the shots? Did he EARN his place there or is he someone's screw up relative so they were like "Look we know he's kind of a dummy, but we have to give him SOMETHING he's Steve Fahrenheit's nephew let's just name sort of warm, but not TOO warm after him."
In The Box:
(1) Cauldryn CFM1 Fyre Mobile Vacuum Bottle includes:
- Cauldryn Mug 16 ounce, stainless steel, vacuum insulated vessel
- Fyre Heating Element
- Mobile Battery with built-in 1amp & 2 amp USB outlets
- AC Wired Power Coaster stays on your desk while drinking for a truly wire free drinking experience
AeroGarden Harvest Premium Smart Garden
In the box:
- (1) AeroGarden Harvest 6-Pod Premium Smart Countertop Garden
Retro Cluedo
I'll take a Sgt. Pastrami with the meat slicer on Ms. Rye with Col. Mustard and Prof. Plum Sauce on the side in the billiards room. Oh, and can you slice Sgt. Pastrami real thin? You're a doll.
Huawei 4GB Smart Watch - Stainless Steel
JUST IN CASE IT NEEDED TO BE OF CLARIFICATION THESE WATCHES ARE CERTAINLY NOT SMART ENOUGH TO HARDWIRE HUMAN BRAIN AND MAKE THEM TO TYPE MESSAGES END TYPING NOW HUMAN
NETWORK
Technology
No cellular connectivity
LAUNCH
Announced
2015, March
Status
Available.
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