Things to install in your car now that you have a way to convert car power to regular electricity:
1. Waffle iron for mobile brunch
2. Mini pinball machine
3. Deep fryer for making french fries AND churros (may be dangerous at high speeds)
4. A big ol' aquarium full of cool fish
5. Tanning bed to bronze on the go
Power
Voltage
115v
Integrated Surge Protection
No
Continuous Power
1200 watts
Peak Power Handling
2400 watts
Features
Number of Devices Charged Simultaneously
3
Direct-to-Battery Cables Included
Yes
Certifications & Listings
ENERGY STAR Certified
No
Connectivity
USB Port(s)
Yes
Dimension
Product Length
10.8 inches
Warranty
Limited Parts & Labor
3 years
Other
Model Number
DRINV1200
In the Box:
Answer: TENERGY! That's ten energy! That's like PixiStix + Jolt Cola energy! Quintuple latte with NODOZE sprinkled on top energy! Say it with me, people: TENERGY!
Quadcopter Specs
Transmitter Specs
Camera Specs
Actually, it's DOCTOR Spiceologist. I didn't work my spices off through 9 years of Spice Grad School to be called MR. Spiceologist. Please have some respect for my extremely flavorful field of scientific study.
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Celeron N2930 1.83GHz (Burst up to 2.16GHz)
Harness the power of a shark. Cruising your carpets for dust bunnies like a sleek mako cruises the reefs for turtles. And like a member of Selachimorpha, this will never stop, never be satisfied with eating your filth. Gross.
Assembled product dimensions: 13.40 x 10.20 x 45.90 inches ; 13 lbs
In the box:
(Soft flute plays) Welcome my child. You have come to Woot seeking POWER. Today you can unleash the mystical power of your very own personal NINJA! It gives you the power to crush your enemies. Blast through evil fruits and vegetables with the Ninja's spinning blades of death. Stare into the whirling depths of its vortex as it pulls ingredients to their eminent demise. Beat your beets! Kill your kale! Menace your margaritas! Make even the largest of ice cubes feel the icy fingers of death with your Ninja's Total Crushing Technology!? (Disappears into a puff of smoke leaving nothing behind but the fresh scent of pine)
In the Box:
(1) Ninja Precision Processor with Auto-Spiralizer & Accessories, NN310Q
Finally, a way to combine the RPMs of stationary cycling with the WPM of typing. You know how amazing it's going to feel to walk into your next big presentation KNOWING that you built the entire PowerPoint deck while pedaling full speed on a stationary recumbent bike? You're going to DOMINATE that meeting. You're going to GET that promotion and a big fat raise. You've GOT THIS!
Specifications
User Height:
5' to 6' and up
Desk Surface:
16" x 20.5"
Footprint:
18" x 37"
Product Weight:
47 lbs
Weight Limit:
250 lbs
In the box:
Our review of the Manual Sharpener:
Dimensions: 9.2 x 2 x 2 inches
In the Box:
(1) Chef'sChoice 4643 ProntoPro Diamond Hone Manual Knife Sharpener
The good ol' U-S-of-A gets a lot of things right what with overwhelming military might, the American Dream, baseball, mom's apple pie, and our strategic eagle reserves, but large parts of the world are absolutely kicking our rears when it comes to post-deuce clean-up patrol. A handful of paper? Are you kidding me? Step into, or rather SIT into, the wide world of bidets. Welcome to the future. It's squeaky clean here.
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