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Spire by Galaxy Men's and Women's Jackets

Not to be confused with puffin jackets which are jackets worn by adorable puffins. AWWWWWWWWW!

2000-PSI Electric Pressure Washer

Not for use as a home whitening kit for your teeth. We cannot emphasize this enough. 

Specifications

Model Number:
PW19

Lance Type:
Variable

Motor/Engine:
13-Amp Motor

Max PSI:
2000 PSI

Power Source:
Electric

Dimensions:
15.8" x 9" x 12"

Weight:
14.3 pounds

In the Box:

  • (1) WEN PW19 2000 PSI 1.6 GPM 13-Amp Variable Flow Electric Pressure Washer

California Coastal Spicy Olives

MAMA MIA THAT'S A SPICY OLIVE 

  • Made with 100% organic natural California olives

Force1 Drones - Your Choice

I mean, no one wants to fly a Milktoast2 or anything...

Force1 U45WF Wi-Fi Camera Drone

Specs:

  • Drone Size: 14.21" x 13.97" x 4.21"
  • Drone Weight: 0.21lbs (4.48oz)
  • Propeller Diameter: 5.75"
  • Flying Time: 7~8mins
  • Drone Battery: 3.7V 500mAh
  • Charging Time for Drone Battery: 60~80mins
  • Max Flying Distance/Radius: 320ft.
  • Max Image Transmission Distance/Radius: 320ft.
  • Camera Resolution: 1280x720P

In the Box:

Marantz Professional MPM-2000 Condenser Microphone

LISTEN, BAGS OF MOSTLY WATER! Haha! 2 Star Trek references!

...Yes, I know one is from the Motion Picture and one is from the TV show, but that movie was so hella slow I can't think of a quote. Sue me, nerd!

Specs:

  • Type: Gold-plated, 34mm-diameter diaphragm capsule condenser microphone
  • Polar Pattern: Cardioid
  • Frequency Response: 20 -20,000Hz
  • Open Circuit Sensitivity: -32 dB ? 2 dB (0 dB = 1 V/Pa @ 1 kHz)
  • Impedance:
    • Output: 55 Ohms ? 30% (@ 1 kHz)
    • Load: >1000 Ohms
  • Self-Noise: 14 dBA
  • Maximum SPL: 137 dB (THD ~ 1%, 1 kHz)
  • Signal-to-Noise Ratio: 80dB
  • Phantom Power Requirements: 48 VDC, 3mA typical
  • Dimensions (length x diameter): 9.1" x 1.90" / 230 x 47mm
  • Weight: 0.92 lbs / 0.42 kg

In the box:

ECOVACS DEEBOT N78 Robot Vacuum Cleaner

You know, Dr. Theopolis? From the Buck Rogers TV show in the 80s? Oh man, my references are getting too old! I feel myself slipping past "nostalgia" in into "obscure references"! Help me! Someone send 20cc's of pop culture, stat! ...WTH is a "Cardi B" and why does it keep making noises like that?

Suction Option: Direct Suction (Brushless Suction)
Working Mode: Auto Spot Edge
Spot clean time: 2-5mins
Filter: High efficiency filter
Side Brush: Dual
Input Voltage & Frequency: 100-240V AC 50/60Hz
Auto Charging: YES
Time Scheduling : Daily Cycle Cleaning
Noise Level (db.): Approx.56
Charging Time?h?: Approx.4-5h
Battery Capacity(mAH): NI-MH(3000)
Dust Bin Capacity(mL): 500

Apple MacBook & MacBook Pro Laptops

All that training, all the sacrifice, all the practices from dawn to dusk, and finally your MacBook has been called up to the Pros!!!! Hooray! Now you can look forward to your MacBook signing lucrative endorsement deals, being hounded by the paparazzi, and ultimately you being left for a younger, more attractive User...

Specs

Segway miniPRO Personal Transporter

The key to a good SCOOT SCOOT experience is to say "SCOOT SCOOT" as you pass slower moving pedestrians, cyclists, and the like. Believe me, they'll love it (and if they don't it doesn't matter because they'll be eating your SCOOT SCOOT dust). 

Product Specifications

Dimensions:
20 x 21.4 x 10.3 inches

Product Weight:
28 lbs

Max User Weight:
220 lbs

Machine Parameters
Max Speed
10 mph

Typical Range
14 miles

Max. Climbing Angle
15?

Beginner Mode
Can be disabled or enabled via App after 0.6 miles (1km) of riding

Applicable Terrain
Pavement, packed dirt, slopes < 15?, obstacles < 0.4 in

Operating Temp.
14 - 104? F

Storage Temp.
-4 - 113? F

IP Rating
IP54

 
 
 

Battery
Nominal Voltage
54.3 VDC

Max.

Grown of Stars

Oh, it's pretty now, but just wait until Fall when you get hit on the head by a Quasar or White Dwarf...

Eargasm High-Fidelity Earplugs

Jeez! Can you take out those great earplugs for a sec so I can tell you what great earplugs they are?

In the Box:

  • (1) Eargasm High Fidelity Earplugs (choose your color)