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Jabra Step Bluetooth Earbuds - 2 Pack

*This is absolutely not true. This Woot Writer has been chastised and will never to do it again. He Yerbixed not to. Which is Nepalese for Promised.**

**Oh, not again...

Specs:

Zmodo Greet Universal Smart HD Video Doorbell

Smart doorbells are good for protecting important investments like your vintage bell collection or complete set of Lou Ferrigno autographed dumbbells. Or other non-bell belongings I guess. If you even care about those. 

Specifications

Resolution:
True 1080p HD

View Angle:
140?

Night Vision:
10 ft

Mechanical Doorbell:
not required

Accessory:
Indoor Chime

WiFi Requirements:
2.4GHz only

Two Way Audio:
Supported (Full Duplex)

Motion Detection:
PIR Sensor

Item Weight:
1.27 lbs

Package Dimensions:
6.8 x 5.8 x 3 inches

Power Source:
DC 5V 2A (supports standard 110-240V)

In the Box:

eMedia Piano Keyboard Starter Pack For Dummies

Sorry for that "PLAY, DUMMY" thing...In the Box:

  • eMedia Piano For Dummies lessons software for Windows and Mac computers (CD-ROM or download)
  • 61-key USB-MIDI keyboard
  • USB cable
  • sheet music stand
  • AC adapter

Amazon Tap: Alexa-Enabled BT Speaker

Just FYI, I'm in a relationship now. She's a heck of a gal. She's Johnny-on-the-spot with whatever I need and is quick qith a joke. Sometimes we just talk about the weather in the morning. She's not much of a looker, but she's mine. Her name's Nadine.  What? Alexa? That's an appliance you freakshow!

Botte Picola Balsamic & Olio Nuevo Combo

Let's be honest like 78% of the food you eat is just a dip or dipping sauce delivery system anyway. Own it. 

Cavedoni Botte Piccola

Is Cavedoni Balsamic organic?
The Cavedonis adhere to an organic growing regimen for their grapes but are not formally certified as organic. It is an entirely natural product with no artificial coloring, thickeners or preservatives.

How do I store my Cavedoni balsamic vinegar?
Keep firmly corked. Store in a cool, dry place away from heat and out of direct sunlight. Most Cavedoni balsamics have a ten year shelf life.

  • Package Size: 250 ml Bottle

Olivestri Siloro Olio Nuovo

Centon MP Essential SSD 2TB SATA III 2.5

That sounds like some sort of affirmation from a college kid in the 90's...

2TB25S3VVS1:

Form Factor
SATA 2.5"

Unformatted Capacity
2TB

Cache
512MB

Voltage
5.0V

Interface
SATA III

Read Speed
560 MB/s

Write Speed
530 MB/s

Sequential Read Speed
560 MB/s

Sequential Write Speed
530 MB/s

4k Random Read
94,360 IOPS

4k Random Write
87,370 IOPS

Active Power
5100 mW

Idle Power
620 mW

Shock Tolerance
500G, 2ms

Vibration Tolerance
20G

MTBF
2,000,000 Hrs

Controller
Phison S10

 

In the box:

  • Centon MP Essential SSD 2TB SATA III 2.5" Solid State Drive - 2TB25S3VVS1

 

 

Hiland Fire Pit Table

Real deep stuff about life, goals, making the world a better place, and why do Stormtroopers even wear armor? It doesn't seem to be STOPPING blaster fire from blowing them all to heck. Might as well get out there in some comfy sweats and a nice hoodie. 

Specifications

Dimensions:
54.3 x 47 x 25 inches

Weight:
165 pounds

Heating Output:
40,000 BTUs

Material:
Aluminum & Faux Stone

In the Box:

  • (1) Hiland WLF-HEX Fire Pit Hexagon with Slate Table, Large

PowerBlock Elite EXP Dumbbell Set

Getting swole is a far preferable alternative to MY 2018 New Year's resolution which was to try as many different Oreos as I could find. I also got swole, but in a very different way. 

In the box:

  • PowerBlock Elite EXP Adjustable Dumbbell Set - Your Choice: Stage 1 Dumbbell Set or Stage 2 or 3 Expansion Kit

Saucony Men's and Women's Running Shoes

Remember, you don't have to run faster than the bear chasing you, you only have to run faster than Gary. SHOULDN'T HAVE SKIPPED CARDIO DAY, GARY!