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Rev-A-Shelf Kitchen Organization

Consider a pile of actual trash. Now think of that same pile, but organized. That's a collection! Think of a heap of leaves in the yard. Now think of that same heap but organized. That's a botanist's job! Think of your pots and pans. Now think of them organized. That's a great looking kitchen! 

CORE 12 Person Instant Cabin Tent 18' x 10'

Sleeps 12 people or six people and one bear. But honestly if you're sharing a tent with a bear you're probably not sleeping so much as running for your life. 

Floor Size
18 ft x 10 ft
Center Height
80 in (7 ft)

Tent Stakes
(20) Steel 7 in stakes
Instant Poles
Pre-attached telescoping poles

Pack Weight
47.8 lbs
Pack Size
49 in x 16 in x 11.5 in

Tent Fabric
Durable 68D polyester
Floor Material
Durable 125gsm P.E.

In the box:

  • (1) CORE 40027 12 Person Instant Cabin Tent 18' x 10'
  • Rainfly
  • Gear Loft
  • Two Room Dividers
  • Awning Pole
  • Tent Stakes
  • Carry Bag

Bio Bidet A8 Serenity Elongated Seat

Not to be confused with a Cadillac equipped with a bidet. Which makes being stuck in traffic sort of a whole different situation. In fact I'd be out there actively LOOKING for traffic in a whip with that level of bells and whistles. 

In the Box:

  • (1) Bio Bidet A8 Serenity Elongated Bidet Toilet Seat
  • Complete Installation Kit

bObsweep Robotic Vacuums

Anyone remember that drinking game? Where you'd drink every time someone said "Hi, Bob" on the Bob Newhart Show? ...Yeah, me neither, I'm a millennial... Just trust me. Now who wants to trade Pogs or go Razor scootering or whatever the hell we kids are into now?

Plantronics Voyager Edge BT Headset & Charging Case

Be your very own communications officer and receive hailing frequencies from your fellow Starships!*

(* OK, more like other PT Cruisers...)

Nap More, Worry Less

I was Varsity Napping in high school... or at least I would have been if the public education system really supported my natural strengths.

Zyxel Armor Z2 AC2600 MU-MIMO Wireless Router

In the Box:

  • Zyxel Armor Z2 AC2600 MU-MIMO Wireless Router with StreamBoost and Beamforming Antennas

Lone Mountain Wagyu Beef Jerky (4)

  • Best By: December 2018 or later

 

Nutrition Facts

Lone Mountain Wagyu - Beef Jerky

Calories 110

Sodium 590 mg

Total Fat 6 g

Potassium 0 mg

Saturated 3 g

Total Carbs 1 g

Polyunsaturated 0 g

Dietary Fiber 0 g

Monounsaturated 3 g

Sugars 1 g

Trans 0 g

Protein 12 g

Cholesterol 35 mg  

Vitamin A 0%

Calcium 0%

Vitamin C 0%

Iron 0%

*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet.