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Apple 13" Intel i5 MacBook Pro (2017)
Heck, if we're staying away from the metric system, let's bust out all the weird old measurements! I have a printer that prints 1 cubit wide. I have to walk 3.8 furlongs to the bus. My apartment is 1 furrow long. My cat is 1 stone. My phone is 1 barleycorn and 1 poppy seed thick. My couch is covered by 1 knight's fee of leather. And I hope to one day to settle down on 1 bovate of land.
Specifications:
Processor:
Your Choice:
Intel Core i5-7267U 3.1GHz
- Turbo up to 3.5GHz
- 4MB L3 Cache
- Integrated Intel Iris Plus Graphics 650
Intel Core i5-7360U 2.3GHz
Tired
You know you're singing it... "So fresh and so clean, clean!"
Thank you, Andre3000, for the biggest ear-worm of the 00's.
Anyway, here's a rad tee shirt *<:)
InvoSpa Shiatsu Foot Massager with Heat
Well, heck yeah I would! I mean, come on, it's not 1994 anymore folks... Have your roomie kick off them size 11 stinkies and get going to Cornville.
In the Box:
- (1) InvoSpa Shiatsu Foot Massager with Heat
- (1) User Manual
Parrot Mambo Fly Drone - Bundle
Anyway, up for sale todayayayahahahahah, their dumb little feet clickity-clicking to a latin beat! It's killing us! Ahem, right, drones, um. The Mambo's Smart Block system allows you to add attachments to your minidrone before-oh forget it, HAHAHAHAHAAH!STABILIZATION SENSORS
- Inertial Measurement Unit to evaluate speed, tilt and obstacle contact (3-axis accelerometer and 3-axis gyroscope)
VERTICAL STABILIZATION
- Ultrasound sensor (measures below 13 ft / 4m altitude in quad mode)
- Pressure sensor
HORIZONTAL STABILIZATION
- Camera sensor
ENERGY
- 550mAh LiPo Battery
- 9 min autonomy with neither accessory nor bumpers
- 30 min charging time with a 2,1A charger
AERONAUTICAL DESIGN
Good Old Retro Days
True Story: I was playing Exodus: Ultima III on my family's Apple IIe right after the pool and got electrocuted by the missing spacebar conducting current through my body to the metal chairs. AND THAT SUCKER KEPT WORKING. Meanwhile, get one drop of water on my delicate lil' flower of an iPhone and it's back to the Genius Bar for me. Sigh.
Tuno Seafood Alternative Sampler
Tuno sounds like an internet startup that delivers tuna sandwiches by drone or something. Please don't steal my idead. Patent pending PATENT PENDING! This is all legally binding, Judge Judy speaks to me through the TV and she said so. Best by: January 2020
Cuisinel 3-Piece Cast Iron Cookware Set
OK fine, maybe I'm missing the core concept of seasoning a pan. And maybe I'm no fancy cook. And maybe I cook mac & cheez in a hotpot like I did in my old dorm room. Don't judge me! Now buy these pans!
In the Box:
(1) Cuisinel Pre-Seasoned Cast Iron Skillet 3-Piece Chef Set (8", 10" & 12")
Simpson 3,200 PSI Gas Pressure Washer
If you use your pressure washer to clean your pressure cooker you'll rip a hole in space and time dooming us all to an endless abyss of nothingness. Probably.
Specifications
- 3200 PSI @ 2.5 GPM
- Honda? GC190 engine
- Four quick connect nozzle tips included: 0?, 15?, 40? and soap
- Assembled Weight: 75lbs
- Assembled Dimensions: 32.75" x 20.5" x 22.5"
In the Box:
- (1) Simpson 60920R 3,200 PSI Gas Pressure Washer with Honda GC190 Engine
- (1) Rear-load gun
- (1) 16-inch Spray Wand
- (1) Engine Oil
- (1) Detergent siphon tube with filter
- (1) Quick Start Guide
- (1) Owner's Manual
Oakley CarbonX SI Base Layer Bundle
These clothes boast "Anotomical engineering for optimal comfort and fit" and I don't know specifically what that entails, but something tells me it involves a special kind of measuring device I do NOT own.
Base Layer Top Size Chart
Size
S
M
L
XL
XXL
XXXL
Chest
38
40
42
44
46
49
Waist
36
38
40
42
44
47
Hips
35
37
39
41
43
46
Base Layer Bottom Size Chart
Size
XS
S
M
L
XL
XXL
Waist
24
26
28
30
32
34
Hips
32
34
36
38
40
42
Regular Inside Leg Lenght
29
29
29
29
29
29
In the Box:
- (1) Oakley CarbonX SI Base Layer Bundle Long Sleeve & Leggings
Surface Pro 4 12.3" Intel i5 128GB Tablet
Srsly tho, this has a 5.0 megapixel front-facing HD camera & a 8.0 megapixel rear-facing autofocus camera with 1080p HD video recording, yet all the use these scientific-grade cameras will get from you is trying out new llama Snapchat filters. And the most educational thing you'll do with it is look up old Rage comics. Go get an old Palm Pilot, dude.
Specifications:
Operating System:
Windows 10 Pro
Display:
Screen: 12.3" PixelSense display Full HD Display
Resolution: 2736 x 1824 (267 PPI)
Aspect Ratio: 3:2
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