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Samsung 65" 4K 240 MR Full Web LED TV

I mean, like HEAD KICK and DOWN she went in 48 SECONDS... Anyway, here's a TV for sale. 

Specifications:

Type:
UHD 4K TV - 8 Series

Screen Type:
Flat Panel

Slim Type:
Semi-Edge Slim

Stand Type:
Branch Shape

CEA 4K UHD Certified:
Yes

Screen Size:
64.5" Measured Diagonally

Motion Rate:
240

Color:
4K Color Drive Extreme

HDR (High-Dynamic range):
4KHDR Extreme

Blacks:
Triple Black

Picture Engine:

UHD Remastering Engine

Brother CM350 Electronic Cutting Machine

Go ahead cut anything! Cheese! Machine screws! Hardened kitty litter in the shape of Andrew Garfield! Go ahead! I mean, ANY of those things will break the machine, but we ain't gonna tell ya how to live your life...

In the Box: 

(1) Brother CM350 Electronic Cutting Machine- Factory Reconditioned Includes: 

  • (1) Standard Cut Blade Holder 
  • (1) Standard Cut Blade
  • (1) Standard Mat- 12" x 12" 
  • (2) Color Pen Set (Black &  Red) 
  • (1) Spatula
  • (1) Touch Pen
  • (1) Accessory Pouch 
  • (1) Pen Holder 

Birkenstock Sandals

What do you call someone who lurks around the sandal section of the shoe store? A Birkenstalker

SainSmart x Creality Ender-3 3D Printer

1. Those little tags that keep the bread from going stale, that I always lose in seconds.

2. Shoes too small for someone, that look just like their real shoes, so you can replace their shoes, and they'll be v confused.

3. Print a full copy of yourself so you can stay home and play with your cat. Espec. if it be a grey cat... Grey cats is best.

Step by Step Manual
Link to purchase filament

Winix C535 True HEPA Air Cleaner

HEPA is one of those things like antioxidants. No one is sure what it means but it seems like a good idea.  We put our crack researchers to work finding out what HEPA really means and these are what they dug up:

  • High Energy Pooping Air
  • Huffing Eternal Pseudohypoparathyroidism Antidisestablishmentarianism
  • Hell, Even Paul Approves

Details:

Filter Type:

  • 1True HEPA Filters included.   Efficiency of 99.97% down to 0.3 micron
  • 4 Activated Carbon Pre-Filters for Odor Control

Filter Life:

  • True HEPA: on average 12 months
  • Carbon Filter: on average 3 months

Certifications:

  • UL/CUL Listed: Yes
  • CARB Compliant: Yes
  • Energy Star Qualified: Yes
  • AHAM Verified: Yes

Specifications:

Samsung 4K Smart QLED TVs - Your Choice

Fun fact: The moon was formed ~4.5 billion years ago, about 30-50 million years after the origin of the Solar System, out of debris thrown into orbit by a massive collision between a smaller proto-Earth and another planetoid, about the size of Mars. Now you know.

No Turning Back

You're not my DAD, Uncle Owen. And how come you have the most boring name in the galaxy??? I mean, "Owen"?

Edifier Powered Bookshelf Speakers

Step 1: Listen to a bunch of audio books.
Step 2: Line your bookshelves with these speakers and a bunch of impossible to read tomes like "Ulysses".
Step 3: Impress your friends with the statement, "I read most of the books on that shelf!"

Specs:

  • TOTAL POWER OUTPUT: 21W x 2
  • SNR: ?85dBA
  • INPUT SENSITIVITY: 750mV ? 50mV
  • DISTORTION: ?0.05%
  • SUBWOOFER / BASS UNIT: 4 inch (106mm), 6?
  • TWEETER UNIT: ?13mm silk domed tweeter, 4?
  • WEIGHT: 4.9Kg Net | 5.65Kg Gross
  • DIMENSION: 5.75in x 9.5in x 7in (WxHxD) / 146mm x 234mm x 196mm (WxHxD)

In the Box:

  • (1) Active Speaker
  • (1) Passive Speaker
  • (1) Remote Control
  • (1) Speaker Connecting Cable
  • (1) Dual RCA to Dual RCA Cable
  • (1) 3.5mm AUX to Dual RCA Cable
  • (1) User Manual

MasterPlug Heavy Duty Extension Cord Reel

A funny thing to do when you're winding up this cord would be to pretend you were reeling in a big fish and say "WHOA GOT A BIG ONE HERE DON'T LET IT GET AWAY!" and trust me as funny as it was the first time it would only get funnier the more you did it. Everyone loves a fish joke.  In the Box:

  • (1) MasterPlug Heavy Duty Extension Cord Reel (Your Choice)

Gateway Farm Maple Syrup and Candies

Maple candies are basically maple syrup you can take with you wherever you go which is convenient because have you ever tried to sneak a large jug of maple syrup into the movies? Talk about a sticky prediciment. 

  • Made with 100% Vermont Maple Syrup