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QNAP TS-328 Personal Cloud NAS Storage System

Nas Rules. Who's the best electronic storage? Ain't no best. East, West, North, South, flossed out, greedy. I embrace y'all with napalm and-oh that's a little violent for a write-up, tapping out.

Hardware Specifications:

CPU
Realtek Quad-core ARM Cortex-A53 (64-bit), RTD 1296, 1.4GHz

Encryption Acceleration
Yes

System Memory
2GB DDR4 RAM (not expandable)

Google Pixel 2/Pixel 2 XL--VZW/GSM Unlocked

But it like, has way more than just one pixel, bruh. Its got 'em. All of 'em. Anything else would be a preposterous Pixel to Purvey. Which was coincidentally the name of my freshman band.

Ring Doorbell Pro & Chime Pro Bundle

Wait what's the past tense of ring? Is it rung? Or is it rang? I'm going to use ruang until I figure it out that'll probably work. 

Specifications

Dimensions:
4.5" x 1.85" x .80"

Operating Temp:
-5?F - 120?F

Power:
An existing wired doorbell with a minimum 16VAC transformer

Connectivity:
802.11 b/g/n Wi-Fi connection @ 2.4 or 5GHz

Camera:
1080p HD with 160? field of view

Audio:
Two-way audio with noise cancellation

In the box:

  • Ring Video Doorbell Pro
  • Ring Chime Pro
  • Pro Power Kit
  • 4 Removable Faceplates
  • Retro Kit Plate
  • Wedge and Corner Kits
  • Users Manual
  • Security Sticker
  • Installation Tools and Screws

Amazon Echo Show - First Generation - Black or White

Just try to watch the news once in a while, Brian.

Size
7.4" x 7.4" x 3.5" (187 mm x 187 mm x 90 mm)

Weight
41.0 oz. (1170 grams) Actual size and weight may vary by manufacturing process

Display
7" touchscreen

Camera
5MP

Wi-Fi connectivity
Dual-band Wi-Fi supports 802.11 a/b/g/n (2.4 and 5 GHz) networks. Does not support connecting to ad-hoc (or peer-to-peer) Wi-Fi networks.

Bluetooth connectivity
Advanced Audio Distribution Profile (A2DP) support for audio streaming from your mobile device to Echo Show or from Echo Show to your Bluetooth speaker. Audio/Video Remote Control Profile (AVRCP) for voice control of connected mobile devices. Hands-free voice control is not supported for Mac OS X devices.

Wise Company 160-Serving Bucket

Sure Janice always has a candy dish full of Starburst at her desk, but imagine having THIS bucket full of food on your desk you'd be everyone's favorite coworker... Until you run out of creamy pasta that's everyone's favorite. 

How many people will this feed and for how long?

  • (1) Person: 28 Day supply
  • (2) People: 2 Week supply
  • (4) People: 1 Week supply

Information above is based off of (3) servings per day with 76 additional fruit/vegetable, drink and dessert servings included.

Product Dimensions:

  • 16.25" x 12.5" x 10.5"

In the Box:

  • (1) Wise Company 01-771 160 Serving Essential Preparedness Solution

Onkyo 7.2-Channel 4K Network A/V Receiver

No, it's totally true. What? No, I'm not phoning in my writeups! No need to Google it... NO! Don't Google it!!!! 

OK FINE... It's Ayapaneco for "Party Pooper", HAPPY?

Full Specs Here

In the Box:

  • Receiver
  • Power Cord
  • Remote Control
  • Indoor FM Antenna
  • AM Loop Antenna
  • Instruction Manual
  • Speaker Setup Microphone

Gingerbread Tan

These tan lines are exactly why Gingi decided to go in the buff...

Dell Inspiron 17" 5770 Intel i7 Laptop

Hey... you think that's how they came up with the name?

SMH, what will those geniuses come up with next?!?!

InvoSpa Massagers, Your Choice

Heck, I'll give it a try. I'll just switch it on here {click}

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In the box:

InvoSpa Shiatsu Back Neck and Shoulder Massager with Heat:

  • (1) Shiatsu Back Neck and Shoulder Massager with Heat
  • (1) Carry Bag
  • (1) Wall AC Adapter
  • (1) Car Adapter
  • (1) User Manual

InvoSpa Handheld Percussion Massager:

  • (1) InvoSpa Handheld Percussion Massager
  • (6) Interchangeable Massage Nodes (Back, Neck, Ankle, Thigh, Leg, Foot)
  • (1) User Manual 

WEN Pole Saw - Your Choice

The brainstorming session for this one must have been intense. "Ok what if you want to cut something?" "Chainsaw." "Ok, but what if you want to cut something FAR AWAY from where you're standing?" "Chainsaw on a big long stick?" 

In the Box:

  • (1) WEN 4019 8-inch Corded Electric Pole Saw or WEN 40421 10-inch Cordless Pole Saw (Your Choice)