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BeeHive Holiday Cheese Sampler (3)

I'm not taking your picture or anything... Cheese is just a fun word to say. CHEEEEEEEEEEESE. See? 

Handling Instructions: Store between 37oF-45oF in original packaging and box. Once cut, sell before 2-3 weeks to mitigate mold growth.

TeaHive 12 oz.
Nutrition Facts: Serving size: 1oz, 28g. Calories: 113. Calories from fat: 84

Fanmats NFL 4' x 6' Area Rug

Buying an NFL area rug starts out innocent, but then it's 2-3 seasons later and you're like "look, it's the fourth quarter of a Monday Night Football game and they're down six so I HAVE to stand with only my left foot on the rug until the other team punts and then I can switch feet this ALWAYS works..." 

In the Box:

  • (1) Fanmats NFL 4' x 6' Area Rug

Energetic Lighting LED Shop Lights (4-Pack)

Well maybe not my life, but you light up my shop. Which is better because I spend more there then out in the world living my life so honestly that's a very nice compliment I just paid you, shop lights. You're WELCOME. 

Specifications

 
3-Foot
4-Foot

Watts:
15W
48W

Input Voltage:
120V
120V

Initial Lumens:
1300Lm
4000Lm

Light Spectrum:
4000K
4000K

CRI:
?80
?80

Dimensions:
36.3"L x 4.0"W x 3.0"H 
46.9"L x 4.5"W x 3.0"H

Average Life:
35,000 hours
35,000 hours

In the box:

(4) Energetic Lighting LED Shop Lights

GermGuardian GG1100WCP Pluggable Purifier- 2 Pack

Stinkies might include:

  • Fish Feasts
  • Foul Feets
  • Fried Flans
  • Funky Flapjacks

In the Box: 

  • (1) 2-Pack GermGuardian GG1100W Pluggable UVC Sanitizer and Deodorizer Air Purifier 

TCL 55P605 55-inch 4K UHD HDR Roku Smart TV

Hey, TV. If you're so smart, why don't you do my math homework, NERD! What was that? {silence} That's what I thought, nerd TV, that's what I thought...

New Baby Shark

Ba-by SHARK doo doo doo. Baby Shark doo doo doo.

A-noy-ing SONG doo doo doo . For Kids It's CRACK doo doo doo.

It's an Ear WORM doo doo doo. Kill me NOW doo doo doo...

HP 15.6" AMD A9 Touch Notebooks

It is not, I repeat, NOT the convertible from the James Bond movie "Spectre". That was the Aston Martin DB10. A fine machine powered by a 4.7 liter V8, it was created at Aston Martin's Gaydon HQ in the UK. With a six-speed gearbox, this grey wisp of smoke was built on the VH platform, as was the AM Vantage and... what? Wait, what are we selling? Oh yeah, buy this sick convertible touchscreen laptop. [END TRANSMISSION]

Specifications:

Processor:
AMD A9-9425 3.1GHz (Up to 3.7GHz)

Luminoodle LED Rope Lights

Now all you need are some light-up meatballs to complete the look. 

In the box:

  • Luminoodle LED rope lights
  • Lithium Battery Pack
  • Noodle ties
  • Embedded and sliding magnets
  • Utility loop
  • Rip-stop nylon carry bag/diffuser

BenQ DLP 3700 Lumen XGA Business Projector

"So how about i take all the home movies and the video of our wedding (and how you used to look) and use a BenQ DLP 3700 Lumen XGA Business Projector to shine it all on your back and then, Debbie, then I'll be projecting my feelings on you!"

Rev-A-Shelf Kitchen Organization

Consider a pile of actual trash. Now think of that same pile, but organized. That's a collection! Think of a heap of leaves in the yard. Now think of that same heap but organized. That's a botanist's job! Think of your pots and pans. Now think of them organized. That's a great looking kitchen!