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M.A.D. Truffle Butter & Duck Fat (3)
Truffle butter and duck fat are like the super classy fancy version of Crisco. Probably. I don't really know how cooking works.
If your butter is soft or even melted, just pop it in the freezer to chill for an hour. It's good in there for about 18 months (as if!). Its high butterfat content preserves the integrity of the product. Ditto for duck fat. Spread the love!
Truffle Butter Nutritional Facts
Serving Size:
1/2 oz.
Calories:
90
Calories from Fat:
90
Total Fat:
10g ~ 16% Daily Value
Saturated Fat:
6g ~ 31% Daily Value
Cholesterol:
25mg ~ 9% Daily Value
Sodium:
80mg ~ 3% Daily Value
Total Carbohydrate:
0g
Protein:
0g
Vitamin A:
6% Daily Value
Not significant source for Dietary Fiber, Sugars, Vitamin C, Calcium and Iron
Astro 7-in-1 Workbench DIY Work Station
TRIPLE points if you get that double reference. And no Googling! Anyway, here's a workbench.
Specifications
Function Modes:
7 (workbench, saw horse, scaffold, platform, car creeper, dolly and hand truck)
Weight Capacity:
500 lb capacity in scaffold/platform mode, 330 lb capacity in other modes
Dimensions:
43" x 21.75" work surface, 20.5" to 30.75" height
Weight:
34 lbs.
In the box:
- (1) Astro Pneumatic 55670 7-in-1 Workbench DIY Work Station
AirDots Bluetooth Ear Buds With Charging Case
This whole "Bring Your Grandpa to Work Day" was a terrible idea...
Specs:
- Bluetooth 4.2
- IPX7 water resistance
- Frequency: 2.4GHz
- Working distance: 10 meters
- Earbuds battery: 50mAh
- Standby time: 120 hours
- Talking time: 3-4 hours
- Music time: 2-3 hours
- Charging time: 1-1.5 hours
- Charging case battery: 300mAh
In the Box:
- AirDots Bluetooth Ear Buds
- Charging Case
- Secure Fit Tips
- USB Charging Cable
- Travel Case
- User Manual
Teeter EP-560 Special Edition Inversion Table (Blemished) with Comfort Cushion
Inversion tables: Super good for back pain, super BAD for your potluck dinner because now Stephanie's Jello salad is on the floor. How could you? She worked really hard on that.
Specifications
Height Capacity:
4'8" - 6'6" (142 -198 cm)
Weight Capacity:
300 lbs (136 kg)
Assembled Weight:
64.8 lbs
Assembled Non-Use Max Setting (resting)
Assembled In-Use Max Setting
L
W
H
L
W
H
63.3
28.8
57.3
81.8
28.8
85.0
In the box:
- Teeter EP-560 Special Edition Inversion Table with Back Pain Relief (Blemished)
- Bonus Comfort Cushion
- Lumbar Bridge
- DVD: Includes Assembly Instructions and Healthy Back & Body Routines
MalloMe Stainless Steel Tumbler 30 oz
They call these things "tumblers" but I've been shouting at mine for the last 45 minutes and it hasn't done a single somersault or cartwheel. At this rate we'll NEVER win an Olympic medal.
Dimensions (Tumbler Only):
- Height: 7.5"
- Mouth Diameter: 3.9"
- Bottom Diameter: 2.7"
In the box:
(1) MalloMe 6-Piece Tumbler Gift Set includes:
- Stainless Steel Tumbler (30 oz)
- Removable Tumbler Handle
- Two (2) Drink Lids (sliding for hot, leakproof for cold)
- Stainless Steel Tumbler Straw
- Straw Cleaning Brush
Ugly Holiday Sweater Tee: 2018
That's gotta be an OSHA violation, right?
Check out our other official Ugly Holiday Sweaters from years past!
Parrot Jumping Race & Night MiniDrones
It's not that I hate all arachnids, I just hate when they show up right next to me like that lint on your lapel... Did it jsut move?! {YIPES} {PASSES OUT}
Night Model Specifications:
Storage:
4 GB internal memory to record videos and photos
Compatibility:
Compatible with all Parrot Minidrones
Range:
Up to 50 metres in open air
Gyroscope:
Yes
Accelerometer:
Yes
Jump Height:
Up to 75CM
Engine Speed:
4.35mph
Turbo engine speed:
5.28mph
Network:
Wi-Fi?
Simpson 3,100PSI Honda-Powered Pressure Washer
The next phase of pressure washing technology is a pressure washer that shoots PEER pressure. So instead of using high velocity water to clean your sidewalk you'll be out there firing a voice at it that says "Do it DO IT all your friends are doing it don't you want to be cool?"
In the Box:
(1) Simpson MS31025HT Honda-Powered 3,100PSI Gas Pressure Washer, Black/Red
which also includes:
- Hose
- Gun
- Wand
- 5 Quick connect nozzle tips
- Detergent siphon tube with filter
- Engine oil
- Quick start set up guide
- Owner's manual
Microsoft 13.5" i5 256GB Surface Laptops
He's nervous, but on the Microsoft Surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What keys to punch down, the whole chat goes so loud
He pulls the trigger, but the bullets won't come out
He's chokin', how, everybody's fraggin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
Specifications:
Operating System:
Genuine Windows 10S 64-Bit
Display:
Screen: 13.5" PixelSense Display
Resolution: 2256 x 1504 (201 PPI)
Aspect Ratio: 3:2
Touch: 10-point multi-touch
Corning Gorilla Glass
Surface Pen enabled (not included)
CPU:
Intel Core i5-7200U
Ticket Chocolate Bars (7)
That Willy Wonka dude was a terrible businessperson and I'm pretty sure he's guilty of SEVERAL OSHA violations.
Waffle Pecan Chocolate Bar
Nutrition Facts: Serv. Size: 1/4 bar (16g), Servings: 4. Amt. Per Serving: Calories 90, Fat Cal. 50, Total Fat 6g (9% DV), Sat. Fat 2.5g (13% DV), Trans Fat 0g, Cholest. <5mg (1% DV), Sdium 10mg (0% DV), Total Carb. 9g (3% DV), Fiber 0g (0% DV), Sugars 7g, Protein 1g, Vitamin A (0% DV), Vitamin C (0% DV), Calcium (0% DV), Iron (2% DV). Percent Daily Values (DV) are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
Allergy Warning: Contains milk, wheat, eggs and soy.
Mom's Apple Pie Bar
Nutrition Facts: Serv. Size: 1/4 bar (15.2g), Servings: 4. Amt. Per Serving: Calories 90, Fat Cal. 45,
Total Fat 5g (8% DV), Sat. Fat 3g (15% DV), Trans Fat 0g, Cholest. <5mg (1% DV), Sodium 15mg (1%
DV), Total Carb.
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