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Apple iPad Air 2 4G LTE Tablets w/Case

If you snare this Air, you will fare better than with some Galaxy bear. The price is rare for an Air, and no glare so your eyes it won't tear. I'm running low on Air rhymes, these are tough times. Did i switch rhymes? I wonder where's Amanda Bynes? On her show, she had to memorize a lot of lines. Those must've been good times.

Specifications:

Display:
9.7" LED-backlit Multi-Touch with IPS Technology
Fingerprint-Resistant Oleophobic Coating

Resolution:
2048 x 1536

Pixels per Inch:
264

Processor:
A8X chip with 64-bit architecture and M8 motion coprocessor

Storage:
Internal Storage

Celular:

Unlocked 4G LTE; SIM Card NOT Included

CamelBak Tactical Hydration Packs

This is the best option for keeping your personal water supply close at hand short of having a wizard turn you into an actual camel. And we called and Stewart The Camel Wizard is booked until like July so probably stick with the backpack.

AeroPilates Premier Reformer

I'm not saying this is the thing the bad man hooks Westley up to in the Princess Bride to suck out his life force one year at a time, but I'm not NOT saying that either. But don't take my word for it because I REALLY don't like exercise. 

Recommended Use:
Use to improve strength, flexibility, cardiovascular fitness,and range-of-motion

Material:
Steel frame. Padded platform.

Resistance:
Four resistance cords

Comfort Elements:
Padded platform, headrest. Soft hand/foot straps

Includes:
AeroPilates Premier w/Stand, Cardio Rebounder, Neck Pillow & DVDs, stand, curved footbar, neck/head pillow, 2 workout DVDs, wall chart, owner's manual

Assembly:
Some assembly required

Warranty:
3 years frame/90 days parts

Weight Limit:
300 lbs

Dimensions:
Assembled: 86.25" L x 20" W x 14" H

Winter Magic

If you say "Wootiosa", your couch will levitate... But be careful, mispronounce it as "WootiosAh" and your head implodes. Always magick with a buddy!

COROS LINX Helmet CPSC Shine

A far better way to listen to music while riding a bike than holding a giant 80s boom box on your shoulder. You won't look as cool, but you also won't split your brain case open when you flip over the handlebars.

Striker Concepts Work Lights (Your Choice)

It's either this or wearing night vision goggles while you use your drill press. The night vision goggles LOOK cool, but take it from me you're going to drill a hole in your hand and you won't be able to find the first aid kit because everything looks green. 

TRiLIGHT ShopLight Specifications

Brightness:
3000 Lumens

Power Consumption:
24 Watts

Light Color:
5400K (Daylight White)

Average Life of Bulb:
50,000 Hours

TRiLIGHT Ceiling Light Specifications

Brightness:
3000 Lumens

Power Consumption:
2400 Watts

Average Life of Bulb:
50,000 Hours

Rover Mobile Task Light Specifications

Brightness:
1200 Lumens

Power Consumption:
Dual Rechargeable 4000mAH Li-Ion Batteries

In the box:

(1) Striker Concepts LED Work Light (Your Choice)

Seven Barrels Balsamic Vinegar 12oz

Oil and vinegar go together like oil and vinegar isn't a great simile, but it IS a factual statement. 

  • Package Size: 12 oz.

Amazon Echo Connect Black

That won't end badly at all, right? And I shouldn't be scared that I abuse her on a regular basis, right?  OMG, where's Miles Dyson with a dead man's switch when ya need him?

Specs:

  • Dimensions: 5.1" x 3.5" x 1.2" (130 mm x 90 mm x 29.5 mm)
  • Weight: 4.5 oz. (126.9 grams)
  • Alexa: The Alexa App for Echo Connect is compatible with iOS (9.0 or higher) and Android (5.0 or higher)
  • Wi-Fi: Dual-band Wi-Fi supports 802.11 a/b/g/n/ac (2.4 and 5 GHz) networks. Does not support connecting to ad-hoc (or peer-to-peer) Wi-Fi networks

In the Box (item will ship in a brown non-retail box):

  • Echo Connect
  • Power Adapter
  • Micro-USB Cable
  • RJ11 Splitter
  • Phone Cable

Philips 32" E-Line IPS Full HD Monitor

You see, it's a joke: "lit" being both the state of emitting light and a colloquial turn of phrase meaning "partying at full force" or something... I love it when I rap with the children, don't you? _The Woot Comedy Professor

Specifications:

Model:
323E7QDA-B

Screen Size:
32"

Panel Type:
Anti-glare IPS; LED backlit

Aspect Ratio:
16:9

Resolution:
1920 x 1080

Refresh Rate:
60Hz

Brightness:
250 cd/m2

Contrast Ratio:
20M:1 (dynamic)

Response Time:
5ms (typical)

Colors:
16.7M

Viewing Angle:
178/178

Audio:
5W x 2 built-in speakers

Connections:

DVI:
1

VGA:
1

HDMI:
1

Dimensions:

With Stand:
Without Stand:
Weight:
Mountable:
28.7 x 20.6 x 8.5 inches
28.7 x 17.0 x 2.5 inches

Tenergy Redigrill Smokeless Infrared Grill

Beause the Predator, man, he's like everywhere. So you'll need to constantly take 360 degree photos and then review them for telltale signs of the Predator: wavy, spectoral forms and other things like spines and skulls and stuff laying around. We sprayed for the Predator like three times last summer and he still came back. Bloody nuisance, the Predator.

Dimensions: 19.5 x 13.5 x 7 inches

Specifications:

  • Input: 120V ~ 60Hz
  • Rated Power: 1660W
  • Grilling Grate Material: Aluminium with non-stick coating

Package Contents:

  • 1x Smoke-less Indoor Redigrill
  • 1x User manual

Protips: