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Apple 12" Intel i5 512GB MacBooks (2017)

Oh, oh, I didn't know you were allergic to apples.  My sincere apologies... You must not like those apples at all. 

I think in Medeival Times they called that the "Dur Honee Cryspe Dis-Ease".

Avalon Air Care- Your Choice!

We wouldn't say these are rare, the price is more than fair, so purchasing one wouldn't be in err. And these wares can hold up to wear and tear. ... Uh... A female horse is a mare. OK, that's enough rhyming there {dangit}

RSP Nutrition

After having the "what should we have for dinner?" conversatoin roughly 9 million times I'm ready to replace all of my food with shakes and never look back.

ORA High-Speed USB Electrical Outlets

Your days of searching high and low for the plug end thingy part of your charger are OVER. Just jam your USB cable into the wall like you're living in the year 3014 or something. What a time to be alive. 

In the box:

  • USB Wall Outlet
  • Screw-in wall plate
  • Mounting Screws
  • User Manual

Wild West Redemption

Remember when Will Smith performed his awful single "Wild Wild West"  for the awful movie "Wild Wild West" with Stevie Wonder?  And afterwards everyone forgot poor Stevie and he was just sitting there on stage?  Sad.... Anyway here's a tee shirt.

Boon Farms Maple Syrup 16oz Bottle (3)

Although Wisconsin is usually known for cheese apparently they also make very excellent maple syrup. But I guess a foam maple syrup hat isn't as good a look as a "cheesehead" hat. Keep doing your thing, Wisconsin. 

  • Package Size: 16oz Bottle, Pack of 3

Ethan Williams Soft Sueded T-Shirt 3-Pk

Shirts so soft they'll make all your other clothes feel like 80 grit sandpaper. 

Size Chart (inches)
S
M
L
XL
XXL

Chest
38-39"
41-42"
44-45"
48-49"
52-53"

Body Length
28-28.5"
29-29.5"
30-30.5"
31-31.5"
32-32.5"

Sleeve Length
7.5"
8"
8.5"
9"
9.5"

 

In the Box: (1) Ethan Williams 3-Pack-Ultra Soft Sueded Semi-fitted Crew Neck or V-Neck T-Shirt

Onkyo TX-RZ820 7.2-Channel 4k Receiver

No, it's totally true. What? No, I'm not phoning in my writeups! No need to Google it... NO! Don't Google it!!!! 

OK FINE... It's Ayapaneco for "Party Pooper", HAPPY?