OH, THE HUMANITY!!!
Okay, whatevs. Is there more eggnog?
"I am sautee,
I am saucing,
I am... FRYING PAN"
In the Box:
(1) Gotham Steel 20-Piece All-in-One Kitchen Cookware and Bakeware Set
You can sit there quoting Top Gun with nothing on your face like an amatuer or you can complete the look with some Ray Bans and commit to something for once in your life.
*This line requires the use to imagine some sort of beef cooking contest or something but frankly it would take a better writer to establish that setup and it's Thursday at 5 and I'm the only one here and anyways I am a janitor and shouldn't even be on this terminal but I'm gonna look at your FB bikini pics anyway...
Specifications:
Monitoring Temp. Range:
32~572?F / 0~300?C
Accuracy:
? 1%
Measuring Channels:
6
Included Probe:
6
Probe Cable Length:
50 inch / 1.25M
Power:
2x 1.5V AA Battery (Included)
Battery Life:
200 Hrs
Display:
LCD Screen / App
Wireless Range:
100Ft / 33M
Food Ready Alarm:
Yes
App Availability:
iOS / Android
Product Width (in.):
3.25
Product Depth (in.):
1.5
Product Height (in.):
3.5
In the Box:
1. Those little tags that keep the bread from going stale, that I always lose in seconds.
2. Shoes too small for someone, that look just like their real shoes, so you can replace their shoes, and they'll be v confused.
3. Print a full copy of yourself so you can stay home and play with your cat. Espec. if it be a grey cat... Grey cats is best.
If I had a bunch of chocolate bars I would keep them in a briefcase like gold bars I stole during an elaborate heist or something. I'd also handcuff the briefcase to my wrist. I live in a really bad neighborhood.
Interestingly enough, "Asus MeMo" are the same magic words to summon Malfador from the movie Withcboard starring the inimitable Tawny Kitaen. He will pop up, looking like a film negative of Justin Bieber, holding a Super Burrito made of sadness and pain, with guac.
Specifications:
Operating System:
Android Jelly Bean 4.2
Display:
10.1" LED Backlight WUXGA (1920x1200) Screen
IPS Panel
10 finger multi-touch support
CPU:
Intel Atom Z2560 1.6GHz Dual-Core
Graphics:
PowerVR SGX 544MP
Memory:
2GB RAM
Storage:
16GB Internal
microSD Card Slot (up to 32GB, card not included)
Wireless:
WLAN 802.11 a/b/g/n
Bluetooth:
Yes, 3.0 + HS
Miracast:
Yes
Camera:
1.2 MP Front Camera
Buy two, put on your best robe, and descend the stairs proclaiming the NEW Ten Commandments as displayed on your tablets. Most of the commandments are about keeping the snacks fully stocked and surrendering control of the TV whenever Teen Mom is on.
Specifications:
Model:
Amazon Fire HD 10, Suez (2017)
Display:
10.1" touchscreen, 1920 x 1200 resolution at 224 ppi, 1080p Full HD video playback, with IPS (in-plane switching) technology and advanced polarizing filter, fully laminated display
CPU & RAM:
Quad-Core up to 1.8 GHz with 2 GB of RAM
Storage:
32 GB (25.4 GB available to user) of internal storage.
Add microSD card for up to 256 GB of additional storage for even more movies, TV shows, music, photos, personal videos, and apps. Some apps may require that they are installed on internal storage.
You CAN have a workshop without any lights but take it from my Uncle Handless Dan it's an extremely dangerous proposition.
In the box:
(4) Energetic Lighting 3' LED Shop Lights
If you had to make a sercretive "drop" of incriminating evidence that will suck you into a plot of international intrigue, this is the bag for you! NOW GET TO THE EMBASSY! {gun shot}
Dimensions: 15.5" (L), 3.5" (W), 12" (H)
In the Box:
(1) Estalon Leather Messenger Bag
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