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NOCO Genius Boost Plus Jump Starters

But if any of you think that hooking these up to your head will give you a brain boost*... Look, just don't do that ok?

(Like in my fav movie, "Forbidden Planet")

Brooklyn Brew Shop Sparkling Wine Kit

The nice thing about this kit is that you can make multiple bottles of bubbly and then smash one of them on the others to christen the whole batch. 

Brewing Instructions

Recommended Equipment:

  • Funnel (helpful)

Additional Ingredients Needed:

  • 7 Tablespoons Sugar

Pre-Brew: Sanitize
Sanitization is important, but it's nothing scary. When brewing, keep everything clean so that you give what you're brewing its best chance to succeed. So when preparing for brew day, wipe any crumbs off the counters. Move any clutter that might be in your way. Read through the rest of the instructions (at least through fermentation) so that you know what to expect. And have fun!

Inked and Screened Star Wars Prints

When you're ready to take your aesthetic from "Dorm Room Dingy" to "Urban Loft Chic" these prints will do the trick. No longer will your walls scream "I HAVE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND". Instead they will say "Yeah, my girlfriend got these prints for me. Pretty sweet right?"

In the box:

  • Inked and Screened Star Wars Yoda

Uniden DC40GT DashCam w/ GPS, Red Light Warning

Things you'll need:

  • 3 quarts vodka
  • 2 babushka grandmas
  • 2 reindeer
  • 8 men yelling in track suits

Mix well and film!

VISM by NcSTAR Double Carbine Case

You know how sometimes you're going somewhere and you want to take your gun but then you also want to take your OTHER gun? Boom! This bag just solved ALL of your problems. 

Empty Case Weights

36":
69.1 Ounces

42":
78.8 Ounces

46":
83.2 Ounces

55":
91.0 Ounces

In the Box:

  • (1) VISM by NcSTAR Double Carbine Case

Klipsch R-14S Surround Speakers (Pair)

Oooo, doesn't the perfect phrase just give you the chills? "Surrrrounded in Ssssssound."

I think I'm starting to ghet this ASMR thingy.

Specs:

Shark Navigator Lift Away or Cord-Free IF200 Vac

Harness the power of a shark.  Cruising your carpets for dust bunnies like a sleek mako cruises the reefs for turtles. And like a member of Selachimorpha, this will never stop, never be satisfied with eating your filth. Gross.

Shark Navigator NV355 Lift Away Upright Vacuum:

Cleaning path: 9.5 inches
Power: 1200 watts, 10 amps
Cord length: 30 feet
Filtration: Washable HEPA and 2 foam filters
Surface cleaning types: Carpet and bare floors
Dimensions: 15.4 x 11.6 x 27 inches

In the Box:

  • (1) Shark Navigator NV355 Lift Away Professional Vacuum 
  • (1) Hard Floor Hero
  • (1) Wide Upholstery Tool
  • (1) Dusting Brush
  • (1) 8'' Crevice Tool

~OR~

Shark ION IF200 Cord-Free MultiFLEX Vacuum:

Ring Spotlight HD Security Camera: 2-Way Talk, Alexa

I mean, come on, did that ever work for you as a kid?

Answer: No, Woot Writer, it did not.

That's what I thought, loyal Wooter. Good talk.

Under Armour Fitness T-Shirt 3-Pack

Here's the thing, if you're playing pick up basketball and it's shirts vs skins and you're on the skins team make sure you ONLY take off your shirt. In unrelated news I'm banned from my local Y for the next six weeks.  

Under Armour Men's Sizing

 
CHEST (in)
WAIST (in)

XS
30-32
26?-27?

SM
34-36
28?-30

MD
38-40
31?-33?

LG
42-44
35-37

XL
46-48
39-41

XXL
50-52
43-45?

3XL
54-56
47?-50

4XL
58-60
52-54?

5XL
62-64
56?-59

Under Armour Women's Sizing

 
US SIZES
BUST (in)
WAIST (in)

XS
0-2
32?-33?
25?-26?

SM
4-6
33?-35?
27?-28?

MD
8-10
36?-37?
29?-30?

LG
12-14
39-40?
32-33?

XL
16
42-43?
35-36?

XXL
18
45-46?
38-39?