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Timey-Wimey Sweater

It's also about timey-wimey that you stop ready-reading and start buyey-buying!

BlissLights Firefly Laser Projector

Sure go ahead light up your home for the holidays with lightbulbs like some kind of caveman who hasn't even figured out fire yet, much less lasers. 

Specifications

Dimensions:
5.6'' x 7.9'' x 5''

Laser Classification:
Class 3R

Laser Wavelength:
532 nm

Laser Power Consumption:
2-9 W

Operating Temperature:
-15F to 90F 

Projection Coverage:
Up to 50' x 50'

Timer:
6/18 timer

Housing:
ABS

Item Weight:
3 pounds

In the Box:

  • (1) BlissLights Outdoor-Indoor Motion Spright Smart Firefly Laser Light (Your Choice of Red, Green or Blue)
  • (1) remote control with 2 AA batteries
  • (1) transformer
  • (1) stand
  • (1) ground stake

Rustic Bakery Holiday Cookie Sampler (4)

Ginger Babies opens the door for a lot of questions about Gingerbread Men and Gingerbread Women and their relations I'm not ready to deal with right now. 

  • See 'Photo Gallery' for Nutrition Information

iMovR EverMat Standing Mat 18"x24"

Standing is super healthy. We do it all the time... Actually, we're lying.  We never stand.  We sit. We lounge. We are gadfly layabouts. Dev is working on mini interoffice conveyor belts to constantly pour coffee and Ding-Dongs into our slack mouths and then we'll never have to stand again!  

In the Box:

  • (1) iMovR  EverMat Standing Mat 18"x24"

HP ProBook 640-G2 Intel i5 Notebook

Did you know that HP stands for Huge Pimples? True story...

YETI Hopper Two Portable Coolers

Why would a Yeti even NEED a cooler. Yetis live in the snow where it's already cold. Their drinks stay cold with very little effort. Now a cooler endorsed by a Chupacabra, known to roam Texas, Colombia, and Puerto Rico? THAT would be a cooler edorsement I could get behind. 

Hopper Two 20 Specifications

Carrying Capcity:
16 cans (using a 2:1 ice-to-can ratio by volume) or 20 lbs of ice only

Outside Dimensions:
10" ? 16 1/2" ? 22"

Inside Dimensions:
7" ? 12 1/2" ? 15"

Empty Weight:
4.4 lbs

Hopper Two 40 Specifications

Carrying Capcity:
36 cans (using a 2:1 ice-to-can ratio by volume) or 40 lbs of ice only

Outside Dimensions:
19 1/2" ? 26"

Inside Dimensions:
15 3/4" ?

HP 23.8" EliteDisplay E240c Monitor

Look nothing is ever going to make spreadsheets INTERESTING, but with a shiny new monitor at least they'll look good while your eyes glaze over and your forehead slowly sinks toward your desk where it lands with a soft thump as you drift off to dreamland. Goodnight and sweet dreams. 

Specifications:

Screen Size:
23.8"

Panel Type:
Anti-glare IPS LED back-lit

Aspect Ratio:
16:9

Resolution:
1920 x 1080

Refresh Rate:
60Hz

Brightness:
250 cd/m2

Contrast Ratio:
1000:1 (static) 5M:1 (dynamic)

Response Time:
7ms (typical)

Viewing Angle:
178/178

Audio:
Internal 2W Speakers

Webcam:
720p integrated HD with dual microphones

Connections:

VGA:
1

HDMI:
1

DisplayPort:
1

USB 2.0:
3

Audio:
1

Dimensions:

With Stand:

Amazon Echo (1st Generation)

  • Size: 9.25" x 3.27" x 3.27" (235 mm x 83.5 mm x 83.5 mm)
  • Weight: 37.5 oz. (1064 grams)

Hiland Fire Pit Table

The fire pit table is significantly more popular than the fire pit chair. Talk about being in the hot seat am I right? I'll show myself out. 

Specifications

Dimensions:
54.3 x 47 x 25 inches

Weight:
165 pounds

Heating Output:
40,000 BTUs

Material:
Aluminum & Faux Stone

In the Box:

  • (1) Hiland WLF-HEX Fire Pit Hexagon with Slate Table, Large

Death of a Snowman

OH, THE HUMANITY!!!

Okay, whatevs. Is there more eggnog?