It's also about timey-wimey that you stop ready-reading and start buyey-buying!
Sure go ahead light up your home for the holidays with lightbulbs like some kind of caveman who hasn't even figured out fire yet, much less lasers.
Specifications
Dimensions:
5.6'' x 7.9'' x 5''
Laser Classification:
Class 3R
Laser Wavelength:
532 nm
Laser Power Consumption:
2-9 W
Operating Temperature:
-15F to 90F
Projection Coverage:
Up to 50' x 50'
Timer:
6/18 timer
Housing:
ABS
Item Weight:
3 pounds
In the Box:
Ginger Babies opens the door for a lot of questions about Gingerbread Men and Gingerbread Women and their relations I'm not ready to deal with right now.
Standing is super healthy. We do it all the time... Actually, we're lying. We never stand. We sit. We lounge. We are gadfly layabouts. Dev is working on mini interoffice conveyor belts to constantly pour coffee and Ding-Dongs into our slack mouths and then we'll never have to stand again!
In the Box:
Did you know that HP stands for Huge Pimples? True story...
Why would a Yeti even NEED a cooler. Yetis live in the snow where it's already cold. Their drinks stay cold with very little effort. Now a cooler endorsed by a Chupacabra, known to roam Texas, Colombia, and Puerto Rico? THAT would be a cooler edorsement I could get behind.
Hopper Two 20 Specifications
Carrying Capcity:
16 cans (using a 2:1 ice-to-can ratio by volume) or 20 lbs of ice only
Outside Dimensions:
10" ? 16 1/2" ? 22"
Inside Dimensions:
7" ? 12 1/2" ? 15"
Empty Weight:
4.4 lbs
Hopper Two 40 Specifications
Carrying Capcity:
36 cans (using a 2:1 ice-to-can ratio by volume) or 40 lbs of ice only
Outside Dimensions:
19 1/2" ? 26"
Inside Dimensions:
15 3/4" ?
Look nothing is ever going to make spreadsheets INTERESTING, but with a shiny new monitor at least they'll look good while your eyes glaze over and your forehead slowly sinks toward your desk where it lands with a soft thump as you drift off to dreamland. Goodnight and sweet dreams.
Specifications:
Screen Size:
23.8"
Panel Type:
Anti-glare IPS LED back-lit
Aspect Ratio:
16:9
Resolution:
1920 x 1080
Refresh Rate:
60Hz
Brightness:
250 cd/m2
Contrast Ratio:
1000:1 (static) 5M:1 (dynamic)
Response Time:
7ms (typical)
Viewing Angle:
178/178
Audio:
Internal 2W Speakers
Webcam:
720p integrated HD with dual microphones
Connections:
VGA:
1
HDMI:
1
DisplayPort:
1
USB 2.0:
3
Audio:
1
Dimensions:
With Stand:
The fire pit table is significantly more popular than the fire pit chair. Talk about being in the hot seat am I right? I'll show myself out.
Specifications
Dimensions:
54.3 x 47 x 25 inches
Weight:
165 pounds
Heating Output:
40,000 BTUs
Material:
Aluminum & Faux Stone
In the Box:
OH, THE HUMANITY!!!
Okay, whatevs. Is there more eggnog?
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