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The Day Has Come

In the land of the dehydrated, the water-bearer is king.

Do you recall the magical era of the 1960s? Ah, yes! The dawning of the age of Aquarius! The water-bearer! Everyone foretold the rise of they who did bear water! Well, guess what. Prophecy fulfilled.

It's over forty years since that glorious summer, and we've finally reached where we as a species were always meant to be. Today we can all be water-bearers! Today we can carry the water on our backs and share with one another in a big, moist, fluid-filled sacksplosion built on the hopes and dreams of those who came before. We, friends, are the stewards and watchpersons of the Aquarian age, be we Ultralight or be we Technical.

The age of the water-bearer is here. Rejoice! Rejoice! Rejoice!

Read Our Klipsch

It's a Klipsch Schow!

Over the years, we've done a lot of Klipsch writeups, so for today's Klipsch HD Theater SB-3 Soundbar with 10" Wireless Subwoofer, here's a clip show -- or, if you will, a Klipsch show...

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"Dear diary, our arduous trek over the so-called Sierra Nevada mountains has come to a close."

"I hook you up with a Soundbar because I like you."

"YOU have terrible taste in music."

"...how do you pronouce 'Rimbaud'? Are you sure?"

"Dog? Sandwich? Only time will tell!"

"Ten was the sound of a middle c being struck on a baby grand, because 2013 was the year I resolved I would finally learn to play piano."

"Marshmallows (mini size)."

"But the taste will NOT be music to your mouth, so please do not try to eat them."

"He belongs to the eggs now."

ALL MEN MUST BUY!

(AND WOMEN TOO!)

Oh, no! That thing we had sold out! So out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a bonus sale for today. Consider it a gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping for something like this. This is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.