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There Can Be Only Pun: Candy Cities

Help me feed my pun addiction! Check out what we're looking for and post your own puns in the comments!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Candy Cities

During the Champunship, we did Candy Countries. Now, we're gonna do Candy Cities. Check it out:

  • Sacramentos, California
  • Pareeses, France
  • Laffyette Taffyette, Indiana
     

Now, it's on you! Post yours in the comments and I'll pick my faves next time.

The Best from last week (Important Moments in Plant History)

  • Bay of Sprigs (jimkillian)
  • ChristoFir ColumbMoss Discovers the New World(goldilion)
  • EGrass-assination of Larch-Duke Fern-dinand (devinkryss)
     

Your Choice of VIZIO LED Smart TV

The List

We have so many sizes of TVs in this sale! Why, there's a size for almost any need!

How do you select the television that's perfect for your active lifestyle? It's not easy. Please consult our special active lifestyle list to see which of these Vizio Smart TVs is for you and your special active lifestyle needs.

THE SPECIAL ACTIVE LIFESTYLE LIST

If you are a FALCONER - If you are a falconer, consider the 24" Vizio Smart TV! The 1080p Full HD resolution will let you pick up the broadcast of award-winning nature documentary Close-Ups Of The Falcons Of Kentucky while also possibly being light enough to balance on your wrist, giving you the full falconry experience.

The Formula For Success

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All the best poets share one feature in common: they're kinda broke. But don't worry, poets. With the deals we've got here today, poets can live as well as novelists! Novelists can live as well as indie filmmakers! And indie filmmakers can live as well as TV extras! It's a rising tide for everyone!

 

 

(Face it, kids, you should have gotten that STEM degree and used poetry as a minor.)

Klipsch Bluetooth On-Ear Headphones

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Shopper! Shopper! Burning Bright! Hurry and buy, we haven't all night.

All the best poets share one feature in common: they're kinda broke. But don't worry, poets. With the deals we've got here today, poets can live as well as novelists! Novelists can live as well as indie filmmakers! And indie filmmakers can live as well as TV extras! It's a rising tide for everyone!

 

 

(Face it, kids, you should have gotten that STEM degree and used poetry as a minor.)

Cuisinart 2-Quart Ice Cream Maker

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Shopper! Shopper! Burning Bright! Hurry and buy, we haven't all night.

All the best poets share one feature in common: they're kinda broke. But don't worry, poets. With the deals we've got here today, poets can live as well as novelists! Novelists can live as well as indie filmmakers! And indie filmmakers can live as well as TV extras! It's a rising tide for everyone!

 

 

(Face it, kids, you should have gotten that STEM degree and used poetry as a minor.)

AOC 22” 1080p LED Monitor

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I was shopping with my friend. I bought the sale, the sale did end. I was upset the item did not go: I bought it not, it moved no more.

All the best poets share one feature in common: they're kinda broke. But don't worry, poets. With the deals we've got here today, poets can live as well as novelists! Novelists can live as well as indie filmmakers! And indie filmmakers can live as well as TV extras! It's a rising tide for everyone!

 

 

(Face it, kids, you should have gotten that STEM degree and used poetry as a minor.)

Samsung Galaxy Tab 3 7.0 Tablet

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Shopper! Shopper! Burning Bright! Hurry and buy, we haven't all night.

All the best poets share one feature in common: they're kinda broke. But don't worry, poets. With the deals we've got here today, poets can live as well as novelists! Novelists can live as well as indie filmmakers! And indie filmmakers can live as well as TV extras! It's a rising tide for everyone!

 

 

(Face it, kids, you should have gotten that STEM degree and used poetry as a minor.)

Lenovo 15.6" Quad-Core i7 Laptop

Feed The Soul

I was shopping with my friend. I bought the sale, the sale did end. I was upset the item did not go: I bought it not, it moved no more.

All the best poets share one feature in common: they're kinda broke. But don't worry, poets. With the deals we've got here today, poets can live as well as novelists! Novelists can live as well as indie filmmakers! And indie filmmakers can live as well as TV extras! It's a rising tide for everyone!

 

 

(Face it, kids, you should have gotten that STEM degree and used poetry as a minor.)

Roku 2 (2013) Streaming Media Player

Feed The Soul

I was shopping with my friend. I bought the sale, the sale did end. I was upset the item did not go: I bought it not, it moved no more.

All the best poets share one feature in common: they're kinda broke. But don't worry, poets. With the deals we've got here today, poets can live as well as novelists! Novelists can live as well as indie filmmakers! And indie filmmakers can live as well as TV extras! It's a rising tide for everyone!

 

 

(Face it, kids, you should have gotten that STEM degree and used poetry as a minor.)

The Debunker: Is Presidents Day a National Holiday?

In a series of “Debunker” columns from a few years back, Ken Jennings shattered a few beloved myths about the presidency—Abraham Lincoln didn’t write the Gettysburg Address on an envelope, JFK didn’t kill the hat. So why take on four more White House whitewashes this month? It’s a matter of some urgency: Ken has a fun new book out this month about such matters. So get ready to whistle along to “Fail to the Chief” as KJ blows up everything you thought you knew about the leader of the free world.

The Debunker: Is Presidents Day a National Holiday?