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HP Quad-Core Desktop with 2TB HD
Bow Wow
How much is that desktop in the window? The one that's currently on sale?
Here, HP Quad-Core Desktop! Here, HP Quad-Core Desktop! Sorry, it's just been crazy. My HP Quad-Core Desktop hasn't learned to obey yet, you know? But it's always this way with a new pet.
Even still, I don't know why my HP Quad-Core Desktop isn't running in here. The SuperMulti DVD±RW Drive is supposed to be way fast, but you wouldn't know it by how it just sits there! And what about the 7-in-1 memory card reader? Shouldn't that make my HP Quad-Core Desktop even smarter, since it will be able to read so many different peripheral devices?
Ah, well. I'm sure we'll figure it out. I'm sure the two terriers in my HP Quad-Core Desktop will soon come to love me and- no, terriers. The two terriers that are in my HP Quad-Core Desktop. Look at the specs and...
DJI Phantom FC40 UAV Drone Quadcopter
You-Too Overflights
Provides vital intelligence about the activities of rogue neighbors.
Ladies and gentlemen of the United Neighborhood Sanitation Commission, I come before you tonight on a matter of grave importance: not only to the deliberations of this body, but to the safety and security of free people across the neighborhood.
We've long known that Ira Quirk has flaunted the legal and moral norms of the community in his blatant violations of sanitation policy. He has refused to permit United Neighborhood inspectors to assess his waste processing facilities. He has flagrantly disregarded the property line, most egregiously in his 1991 dispute with the Cooweight family, when he simply marched his receptacles into their spaces in the alley. This record of intransigent defiance is troubling, to say the least.
There Can Be Only Pun: Coffee Shop Actors and Actresses
Help me feed my pun addiction! Check out what we're looking for and post your own puns in the comments!
THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Coffee Shop Actors and Actresses
This week we're looking for coffee shop actors and actresses. Bakery case is in play. Some examples:
- Chai LaBeouf
- Drip Torn
- Claire Danish
Now, your turn! Post away. I'll pick my faves next week.
The Best from last week (Horror Movie Basketball)
ContourROAM2 Waterproof Action Camcorder
Sadly, even this thing can't make the catfish any less hideous.
The best waterproof video camera endorsed by a fake professional noodler.
"I'm standing with Vurn Coothounder, who emerged victorious in today's 'Top Noodler and Tacksidurmist Turnament' (sponsored by TLC). Vurn, you yanked a 52-pounder out of the water today - tell us how that feels."
"DANG DEM FISH WAS ORNERY."
"What was going through your head as you wrangled that catfish with your bare and very hairy hands?"
"I WERE THINKIN' DAT FISH WAS ORNERY."
"Mmm-hmm. Now, in the past you've attributed your success to the ContourROAM2 Waterproof Action Camcorder, which, you said - and I'm paraphrasing, here - enables you to review your handfishing techniques in vivid color and modify as needed. Did the camcorder help you win today?"
New Balance Men's Rappel Hikers, USA
Control The Planet
A tactical ground-controlling stomp device (a.k.a. TG-CSD)
There's ground out there trying to rise up. Mountains. Boulders. Volcanoes. They're all making their move (slowly, of course) and if they're kept unchecked, they're going to menace our children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children.
DO YOUR PART! Wear these New Balance Rappel Mid Tactical Boots and STEP HARD on the earth beneath our feet! The boulder of tomorrow will be ground down beneath the full-length Rock Stop® protection! The gravel of now will never form into a crushing avalanche thanks to this shoe's composite shank, which provides support when carrying heavy loads!
Stomp today! Stomp tomorrow! STOMP FOR THE FUTURE!
Reading Rambo
Shirt Grab!
No, you're not seeing things. Out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a little extra surprise for today. Consider it Shirt.Woot's gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping to buy this shirt today. It's your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something extra for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.
Music Monday: Unexpected Covers
Happy Music Monday! There are many songs out there where a cover supplanted the original. But there are also song where two versions co-exist, occupying two very different spaces at the same time. That's what Scott's looking at today. Complex? Don't worry, you'll catch on quickly.
Tainted Love Gloria Jones & Marilyn Manson
She didn't write it, but Gloria Jones kinda started it off. Marilyn Manson, however, came in after Soft Cell chilled it up and turned a very poppy '60s dance song into, well, something more dark. Kinda the story of America, when you think about it.
But don't think about it, we've got eight more songs to burn through. See you after the jump!
Dyson DC24 Multi-Floor Vacuum - 3 Colors
Mercury Sucking
We've got so many colors! You no longer have to settle for only red.
Dyson, you don't have to put on the red ball
Those days are over
Now you only vacuum up my hall
Dyson, you don't have to wear red anymore
Roll the streets for money
All you have to care for now is my floor
Dyson (You don't have to put on the red ball)
Dyson (put on the red ball)
Dyson (put on the red ball)
Dyson (put on the red ball)
Love that Root Cyclone, yeah
I wouldn't look down on you
I have to tell you I love that HEPA filter
I won't share you with another floor
I know my mind is made up
So roll around and clean up
Told you once I won't tell you again
It's a mess in here
Gear Pro 720p HD Sport Action Cam
Traitor
The Gear Pro caught it all.
Tucker Sanderson sat in the courtroom with a smug grin smeared across his face. The accusations against him: completing several BMX tricks nasty enough to be considered criminal.
But he wasn't going to prison, not with the prosecution's limited evidence against him. He only ever performed his tricks alone in abandoned skate parks in the dead of night. Just once had someone ever witnessed him, but she didn't even get a good look at his face and had failed to pick him of a criminal lineup.
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