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Brooklyn Biltong Seasoned Dry Beef (6)

Generally speaking "dry" isn't something you're looking for in a beef. People rarely say "oooh who wants a nice dry piece of prime rib?" or "I had the best ribs the other day they were so dry they fell right off the bone." But THIS beef is supposed to be dry so you can jam it in your bag or glove compartment where it will sit waiting for you to enjoy it. Find a prime rib that'll do that. 

  • See 'Photo Gallery' for Nutrition Information
  • Best By: 10/01/2019

QNAP 12-Port Unmanaged 10GbE Switch

Maybe it's:

  • Good but Evil
  • Ground bovine Earwigs
  • Googly bloodshot Eyes

Specifications:

10G SFP+ (fiber) Ports
4

10G SFP+ (fiber) and RJ-45 (copper) ports (combo)
8

Form Factor
Desktop/rackmount

Switching capacity
240 Gbps

MAC address caching capacity
27K

Number of priority queues
8

Jumbo frame support
Up to 9K packet size

Power Supply Unit
100 - 240 V AC, 50 -60 Hz, max. 2.5 A

Power Consumption (W)
All ports used, line-rate traffic: 49 W
Link-down standby: 21W

Fan
2 low-noise smart fans

Sound Level
@ 25?C: 18.7 dB(A)

Operating Temperature & Relative Humidity
0 - 40 ? C / 32 - 104? F
10 - 85%, non-condensing

Electromagnetic compliance
Class A

LED Indicators
Per switch: Power

LG 55" or 65" OLED 4K 120 HZ TVs

"Bwahaha{cough}," Yuri says. "You am not know about Oled? He very nice, is not Oled nice, boys? {laughter from the boys} You will see, all see how... thorough Oled is with new friends." {sound of a military-grade half-track rolling up to the bunker where you are held} "Aaaahh, now here am Oled." The sound of heavy, hob-nailed boots approaches down the long corridor. Anyway, here's a TV.

NCAA Men's Polyfleece Pants

Not to be confused with hugging someone WITH your legs. That's usually some kind of head scissors situation which may or may not be legal depending on the particular wrestling organization for which you're currently working. It's not as strong of a finisher as say a figure four leg lock, but it's still pretty good. 

Measurement (inches)
M
L
XL
2X

Waist (Relaxed)
32
34
36
38

Waist (Stretched)
44
46
48
50

In the box:

  • (1) E5 NCAA Men's Polyfleece Pants

NutriNinja Compact Blending System BL492

These Ninja blenders are Ronin, meaning they are without a master to serve. If you take on the responsibility of a Ninja (blender), you will be rewarded with the undying loyalty of a minor kitchen appliance. And the best part? If you die, it will spend all of eternity trying to avenge your death... while still making killer margaritas.

In the Box:

  • Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Compact Blending System, BL492

Nokia Wi-Fi Smart Scale with Body Composition & Heart Rate

Oh man, remember those phones? Jeeez could they take a beating. You could baseball pitch 'em right at the wall, pick it right up and call Fiji. Sure a lot better than this iPhone I have. Dainty little waif took a drop, ONE drop of rain to the delicate screen and cried herself to death.

Metrics Tracked:

Weight
Four weight sensors
Patent-pending body position detector
Highly accurate weighing

Body Composition
Bioelectrical Impedance Analysis
Athlete and non-athlete mode
Unit: body fat %, total body water %, muscle mass kg or lb, bone mass kg or lb

Heart rate
Patented heart rate measurement technology 
Unit: bpm (beats per minute)

Automatic user recognition
Up to 8 different users

In the box:

Slayer Summer Blonde

Kick back with a rare stake and a bottle of Slayer Summer Blonde. The robust blend of hops, barley, and the Inexorable Calling to Destroy All Evil.  Not the most relaxing brew, but the associated cardio is killer.

Fishski Provisions Mac & Cheese Mixed (12)

Why is calling something "cheesy" even an insult? Name one thing that isn't made better by adding cheese. You can't can you? Ok I'm sure you're yelling a bunch of stuff at your computer and/or phone right now like "chocolate cake" or "falling out of a tree" but I can't hear you because that's not how the internet works. 

  • See 'Photo Gallery' for Nutrition Information
  • Best By: 12-10-19

T-fal OptiGrill Indoor Grill

That honor goes to Hemmi Cherub, 1900's inventor and accordion enthusiast who made "Dr. Hemmi's Amazing Lightning Oven" which could electrocute a Turkey in just under a week.

Specifications

Length:
14 inches

Width:
13 inches

Height:
6 inches

Weight:
11.6 pounds

Wattage:
1800W

In the Box:

  • (1) T-fal 7211001330 OptiGrill Stainless Steel Indoor Grill

Canon EOS Rebel XS DSLR Bundle

  • Kate MacDeuce: First aunt to kick off her heels to "Old Time Rock 'n Roll" during the last hour of a wedding.
  • Stanley (Peasant): First indentured servant to use a yak as a sister.
  • Ian Plotz: First person to sweat pure Natty Light during an 8:00 AM meeting.

Imaging
 

Lens Mount
Canon EF

Camera Format
APS-C / (1.5x Crop Factor)

Sensor Type / Size
CMOS, 22.2 x 14.8 mm

Bit Depth
12-Bit

Memory Card Type
SD

 
SDHC

 
 

Focus Control
 

Focus Type
Autofocus

 
 

Viewfinder/Display
 

Viewfinder Type
Pentamirror

Viewfinder Coverage
95%

 
 

Exposure Control
 

ISO Sensitivity
100-1600

Shutter
30 - 1/4000  

Remote Control
RS-60E3 (Optional)

Mirror Lock