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TP-Link Smart LED Light Bulb (2-Pack)
These bulbs are so smart they should be wearing glasses that are taped together and a pocket protector. They're so smart they just got shoved in a locker. They're so smart they realize the "nerd" stereotypes painted by the media of our collective youth are outdated and harmful and in fact, intellectualism and a curiosity about the world are traits to be praised, not mocked.
Network
- Protocol: IEEE 802.11b/g/n
- Wireless Type: 2.4GHz, 1T1R
- System Requirements: Android 4.1 or higher, iOS 9.0 or higher
General
Apple MacBook Air 13.3" Dual-Core Intel i5 Laptop
Daddy Fat Sax will fold you and your MacBook, so take advantage of this deal and t-t-tip on the Tightrope, y'all!
Specifications:
Processor:
(Broadwell) 5th Gen Intel Core i5 1.6GHz (Turbo up to 2.7GHz)
HP OfficeJet Pro 6968 All In One Printer
Thermal inkjet printer rather than laser, so you're not a slave to Scary Lasers. "I am free," you will say as you pump out copy after copy of your Star Trek spec script. But then you realize you are killing trees. So many trees. And doesn't that violate the Prime Directive? Dismissed, ensign. I said, DISMISSED!
Specifications:
Functions:
Print, Copy, Scan, Fax
Copies, maximum:
Up to 99 copies
Fax memory:
Up to 100 pages
Print speed:
Up to 18 ppm / black
Up to 10 ppm / color
Print technology:
HP Thermal Inkjet
First page out:
As fast as 12 sec (black)
As fast as 15 sec (color)
Monthly duty cycle:
Up to 20,000 pages
Number of print cartridges:
4 (1 each black, cyan, magenta, yellow)
Dimensions:
18.26 x 15.35 x 9.0 in / 17.7 lbs
Power:
Input voltage: 100 to 240 VAC (+/- 10%), 50/60 Hz (+/- 3 Hz)
Oversized Cotton 550GSM Bath Sheets- 4PC
I've tried everything, like drinking more wine, pouring salt on it, drinking more wine, rubbing a basset hound all over it, making Totino's Pizza Rolls and staring morosely at it, and drinking bourbon.
In the box:
- (1) Elegance Spa Oversized Luxurious Cotton 550 GSM Bath Sheets (Set of 4)
Saucony Men's and Women's Shoes
Athletic shoes even if yelling at sports on TV is as athletic as you get
Rapid Induction Area Heater, Gray
[Extremely Dad voice] "What are we doing, heating the whole neighborhood?
No of course not. We'd need several more heaters to heat the ENTIRE neighborhood. Let's do a fun math problem to figure out how many we'd need."
NICE TRY DAD YOU CAN'T TRICK ME INTO LEARNING!
Dimensions
21 x 21 x 73 inches
Shipping Weight
71.5 pounds
Manufacturer
Bond Manufacturing
Item model number
50976
In the Box:
- (1) Bond 50976 Rapid Induction Area Heater, Gray
King Of Carving
Two words: SPOOKY and METAL. That's what this shirt is. SPOOKY METAL, YO! {mosh pit errupts}
Dyson Favorites
- Expelliardust - Banish dust bunnies.
- Leviosofa - Raise heavy furntiure to vacuum under
- Avrda Kedarvaccuum - Suck up everything in your home (we don't advise using this one...)
Dyson AM06 Desk Fan In the Box:
- (1) Dyson AM06 10'' Table Fan (choose your color)
- (1) Remote
~OR~
Dyson V6 Slim Cord-Free Vacuum In the Box:
- (1) Dyson V6 Slim Cord-Free Vacuum, Blue
- (1) Docking station
- (1) Combination tool
~OR~
Dyson UP13 Ball Animal Upright Vacuum In the box:
- (1) Dyson UP13 Ball Animal Upright Vacuum, Purple
- (1) Tangle Free Turbine Tool
- (1) Multi- Angle Tool
- (1) Stair Tool
- (1) Combination Tool
~OR~
Dyson Pure Cool Link WiFi-Enabled Air Purifier + Fan In the Box:
Truff Black Truffle Infused Hot Sauce (3)
The heat of hot sauce with the decadence of truffles. Like a 5 star luxury hotel that's INSIDE a volcano.
- Best By: June 7th, 2019
Nutrition Facts:
Ser. Size 1 tsp (5g)
Servings Per Container: About 34
Amount Per Serving: Calories 10, Fat Cal. 10, Total Fat 1g (1% DV), Sodium 40mg (2% DV), Total Carbs. 1g (0% DV), Protein 0g, Vitamin A (2% DV), not a significant source of saturated fat, trans fat, cholesterol, dietary fiber, sugars, vitamin C, calcium, and iron.
Percent Daily Values (DV) are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
Seagate Barracuda Solid State Drives
Like sharks, some species of barracuda are reputed to be dangerous to swimmers. Barracudas are scavengers, and may mistake snorkellers for large predators, but while the Barracuda fish may take a bite outta you, this Barracuda won't take a byte outta your data. Woo! I did it! I award myself the Write-up of the Week! Where's my Rip Taylor-level confetti?
Barracuda SSD:
Form Factor
2.5" 7mm
Unformatted Capacity
250GB / 500GB (Your Choice)
Interface
SATA III 6GB/s
Sequential Read Speed
Up to 560 MB/s
Sequential Write Speed
Up to 540 MB/s
In the box:
- Seagate Barracuda SATA III 6GB/s 2.5" 7mm Internal Solid State Drive (Your Choice: Capacity)
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