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Mr. Beams NetBright Motion-Sensing LED Spotlight
Even though they're both based on movement, motion sensing lights are significantly more affordable than a T-Rex security guard. If you just look at the hourly rate it seems comparable, but once you factor in the T-Rex's expenses the cost of all the raw meat completely erases your profit margins.
Specifications
Dimensions:
10.7"L x 3.6"W x 3.9"H
Batteries:
4 D-Cell batteries (not included)
Material:
Plastic
In the box:
- (1) Mr. Beams MBN3000 NetBright Motion-Sensing LED Dual-Head Spotlight
- Installation Hardware
- Manual
Apple Watch - Your Choice (S & D)
Smartwatch isn't just an expensive thing to strap to your wrist. It's also a verb. To Smartwatch is to peer with alacrity, to view the world in a shrewd and time effective manner. Watching West Wing in two windows while still at work? That's Smartwatching. And it's a lot more fun than Smurfwatching. Those mangy little smurfy smurfs creep me the smurf out.
NFL Football Field Runners
I hope genetic modification gets to the point where we start growing 10-foot tall monsters to play football. But there would have to be rules. Like maybe you could only have ONE 10 foot player on your team. Where would you put him? A ten-foot quarterback would be hard to tackle. A 10-foot punt returner? Running back? The possibilities are endless.
In the box:
- (1) FANMATS NFL 72" x 29.5" Football Field Runner
Innotech Digital Bathroom Scale
WHY U STRAPPIN' SCALES TO YO EYES, DEBBIE? U STUPID OR SUMTHIN'?!
In the box:
- (1) Innotech Digital Bathroom Scale with Easy-to-Read Backlit LCD (choose your color)
Pocket Ghost
Awww, just look at him! He's so cute! I wanna mash him up into marshmallow fluff and eat his cuteness... Too far? NO. I WILL CONSUME THE CUTE.
Feit Electric A19 or Floodlight LED Bulbs (12-Pack)
Every time a light bulb goes out I do the same thing. Leave it for like a week stubbing my toe on the same coffee table every dang time I walk through the dark room before eventually being at the store and actually remembering to buy a light bulb. I need a better system.
In the box:
(12) FEIT Electric A19 or BR30 Bulbs
Asus Zen Pro 24" Intel i7 All-In-One
Interestingly enough, "Asus Zen Aio" are the same magic words to summon Malfador from the movie Witchboard starring the inimitable Tawny Kitaen. He will pop up, looking like a film negative of Justin Bieber, holding a Super Burrito made of sadness and pain, with guac.
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Core i7-7700T 2.9GHz (Turbo up to 3.8GHz)
8 MB SmartCache
Processor Core:
Quad-Core
Screen Size:
23.8"
Aspect Ratio:
16:9
Resolution:
3840 x 2160
Display Type:
4K UHD Touch IPS Widescreen LED-backlit
Graphics:
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 4GB
Memory:
12GB DDR4-2400MHz, up to 32GB
Hard Drive:
1TB SATA (5400rpm) HDD
SODO Men's Apparel
A wise man once said, "you can shear a sheep many times, but skin him only once." An even wiser man said, "what if we put sunglasses and a leather jacket on a sheep? That would look SO cool, it would be like the Fonzie of sheep."
Spire by Galaxy Men's and Women's Puffer Jackets
It's like wearing a cloud if the cloud had a waterproof shell, full zip closure, and insulation and quilting to keep you warm and dry. I might not know how clouds work.
Napa Valley Naturals Organic EVOO (3)
The conventional wisdom has always said to change the oil on your olives every 3000 miles, but today's modern high tech olives can really go much longer between oil changes, in fact, some people say you can go as long as 10,000 miles betwe... Ohhhhhhhhh. It's oil made FROM olives. That makes a lot more sense.
- Package Size: 25.4oz
- Best By: June 2020
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