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Storage Maniac Storage Solutions

I mean, they're usually fastidious down to every last detail like Dexter or Dr. Lechter and... What?  It's the company name? ...well my point still stands.

Philips Zenit 5.1 Channel Cinema Speakers

  • Take off your shoes
  • Have a 6-way conference call on your cell
  • Cook a standing rib-roast
  • Two words: Pillow Fort

Sound
 

Sound Enhancement

Crystal Clear sound

 

Dolby Digital 5.1

 

Dolby Digital Prologic II

Sound System

Dolby Digital 5.1

 

Dolby pro-logic 2

Total Power RMS @ 10% THD

420  W

Center speaker output power

40 W

Satellite speaker output power

40 W

Subwoofer output power

220 W

 
 

Loudspeakers
 

System

5.1 system

Loudspeaker types

1 x Centre speaker

 

4 x Satellite speakers

 

1 x Subwoofer

Drivers per Center speaker

2 racetrack full range woofers

 

1 x 1" tweet

Optoma Technology HD142X 1080P Home Theater Projector

"So how about i take all the home movies and the video of our wedding (and how you used to look) and use an Optoma HD142X Projector (ceritified refurbished) to shine it all on your back and then, Debbie, then I'll be projecting my feelings on you!"

TravelChair Outdoor Chairs

Technically any chair you put outdoors is an outdoor chair, but take it from my waterlogged recliner it doesn't always work out. 

Haunted Ride

Aww, look at that adorable little pud of a ghost on top with her eyes all scronched up. Heehee! I just wanna snorgle and smoosh her up. Heehee! I just wanna eat her all up. Heehee! I just want to CONSUME HER VERY EXISTENCE TO FURTHER MY EVIL LIFE-FORCE. HEEHEE!

Pool Clearance

Come on take a dip, cause my pool rips! 

Apple MacBooks - New Condition

...keeps the creditors calling at all hours of the night.  I mean, who needs a new Apple MacBook every day? That's just silly. And one things is for dang sure {loosens tie} {removes glasses} {stares you dead in the eye} we don't cotton with "silly" here at Woot.

Specifications:

Processor:
Intel Core M3-7Y32 1.2GHz (Turbo up to 3.0GHz)

Sleep Yoga Multi-Position Body Pillow

  • The Back Splat
  • The Gummed Up Butter Churn
  • The Saucy Nurse-maid

In the Box:

  • Sleep Yoga Multi-Position Body Pillow

Under Armour Men's Apparel

Not to be confused with Over Armour... Which is just, y'know, armour. 

Clif Dark Chocolate Sea Salt Almonds (4)

Dark chocolate should be a lot spookier than it is. Regular chocolate is frequently associated with love and warmth and all that business, but DARK chocolate should be the chocolate of haunted houses, death metal, and monsters. Because it's so dark. In fact, let's rename it Goth Chocolate. 

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  • Best By: March 2019