Oh, I could just go to Wikipedia and find out, but it's more fun to just believe that his story begins when he sunk all his "I Wish I Was a Litte Bit Taller" money into a small gene-therapy start-up out of Sheboygan. At first the business faltered, there were tax implications his lawyers missed and it lead to a few lean years, under the strain of which Mrs. Skee-Lo left the 6-year marriage that started as high school sweethearts. But under the oversight of Skee-Lo, the "little-lab-that-could" (which was coined on the 2014 Holiday card from the firm) made good on all promises and that, son, is why we don't have the disease that makes you fart to death.
Specs:
Your kitty, doggo, or, um, ferretie [Note to self: what's the cute nickname for a ferret?] will love this comfy pet bed. Especially your cat. Your really, really judgey cat. What? What? Why are you looking at me like that? You disapprove of my tooth brushing technique? Aw, forget you... Nonono, I'm sorry, I live to serve you! Come baaack!
Specifications
Orthopedic:
Made in:
In the Box:
I kid, I kid. You know you love sweater season. The world is perfectly balanced between hot and cold, between sun and shade, between the living and the dead, between Uggs and leggings. Embrace the Fall!
Whistler Jenkins - First kid to use chocolate milk in his Cocoa Puffs.
Glenda Wharburton - First person to say, "Give me the Rachel" on Long Island.
Sofa Peters - First person to order scrambled eggs by yelling, "Fling me some scrambies, bunny!"
In the Box:
Yes, this fine projector burns with the power of thousands of lumens, which you real science-y types will know is the unit of light measurement that speaks to how big a lupin flower looks when projected on a stucco wall, originally and incorrectly named by Sidney Plotz of 2285 West 45th Ave., Apt. B1, Flushing Meadows, NY in 1919. This is a fact. Don't Google it.
"So if you look at the Q4 cost projections, um. Alan, why are you clinging to the top of the bookcase like some sort of mutant spider?"
"Oh... you can see me?"
"Alan, with HP's 178-degree viewing angle IPS technology, we can see you everywhere."
"I was just, um, looking for the... cost projections?"
"Naturally. Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a 5-minute break while Alan changes out of his Spiderman Underoos."
Bring your pillowfight skirmishes to a new level of violence and military supremacy with these MyPillow Tactical Semi-Auto Pillowfight Projectiles. It's the most effective "deterrent" in the ongoing battle over the DMZ that is Mom and Dad's Bed. We all knew it would come to this, and now the pillowfight arms race has birthed this; the most effective bedding-based weapon since Robbie put that lacrosse ball in a pillow case. God help us all...
In the Box:
MyPillow Corded Classic Pillow, 2-Pack Includes:
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If you'd told someone years ago that someday doorbells would have cameras and be connected to the internet and could beam video to your phone they would have burned you at the stake for being a witch. Even if "years ago" put you in the 1970s. They still would have burned you at the stake. People were mad intolerant back then.
Model
Video Doorbell
Video Doorbell 2
Video Doorbell Pro
Video Doorbell Elite
Video Resolution
720p HD
1080p HD
1080p HD
1080p HD
Power Source
Battery or Hardwired
Battery or Hardwired
Hardwired
Hardwired with Power over Ethernet
Field of View
180? horizontal, 160? vertical
160? horizontal, 90? vertical
160? horizontal, 90? vertical
160? horizontal, 90?
OK, now to defeat Big Boss, you're gonna wanna sidle up the left hand of the screen and lob your frag grenades at it's glass heart, which is its weak point. The Boss will defend itself with infrared tech and 1300 Watt laser zaps. Oh and watch for the French fry minion respawns
Either that, or the company just named it Big Boss to engender a feeling of size and supremacy over the competition... You gonna finish your Mountain Dew?
Dimensions: 15.9 x 15.7 x 10.7 inches
Weight: 14.74 lbs.
In the Box:
(1) Big Boss Oil-less Air Fryer, 16-Quart, 1300 watt, Graphite
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