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Beats by Dre Beats Solo3 Wireless Headphones

Oh, I could just go to Wikipedia and find out, but it's more fun to just believe that his story begins when he sunk all his "I Wish I Was a Litte Bit Taller" money into a small gene-therapy start-up out of Sheboygan. At first the business faltered, there were tax implications his lawyers missed and it lead to a few lean years, under the strain of which Mrs. Skee-Lo left the 6-year marriage that started as high school sweethearts. But under the oversight of Skee-Lo, the "little-lab-that-could" (which was coined on the 2014 Holiday card from the firm) made good on all promises and that, son, is why we don't have the disease that makes you fart to death.

Specs:

  • Form Factor: On Ear
  • Connections: Bluetooth, Wireless
  • Batteries: Rechargable Lithium Ion
  • Height: 7.8 in / 19.8 cm
  • Weight: 7.58 oz / 215 g

FurHaven Deluxe Orthopedic Pet Bed

Your kitty, doggo, or, um, ferretie [Note to self: what's the cute nickname for a ferret?] will love this comfy pet bed. Especially your cat. Your really, really judgey cat. What?  What? Why are you looking at me like that? You disapprove of my tooth brushing technique? Aw, forget you... Nonono, I'm sorry, I live to serve you! Come baaack!

Specifications

Orthopedic:

  • Small ~ 15" X 20" X 3.5"
  • Medium ~ 20" X 30" X 3.5"
  • Large ~ 27" X 36" X 3.5"
  • Jumbo ~ 35" X 44" X 4.5"

Made in:

  • China

In the Box:

  • (1) FurHaven Deluxe Orthopedic Pet Bed Mattress for Dogs and Cats, Your Choice

Air Cheese Crunchy Cheese Bites (16)

  • See 'Photo Gallery for Nutrition Information

Sweater Season

I kid, I kid. You know you love sweater season. The world is perfectly balanced between hot and cold, between sun and shade, between the living and the dead, between Uggs and leggings.  Embrace the Fall!

Canon EOS Rebel SL2 DSLR with EF-S 18-55mm Lens

Whistler Jenkins - First kid to use chocolate milk in his Cocoa Puffs.
Glenda Wharburton - First person to say, "Give me the Rachel" on Long Island.
Sofa Peters - First person to order scrambled eggs by yelling, "Fling me some scrambies, bunny!"

Full Specs Here

In the Box:

  • EOS Rebel SL2 Body (Black)
  • EF-S 18-55mm f/4-5.6 IS STM
  • Battery Pack
  • LP-E17 Battery Charger
  • LC-E17 Wide Strap
  • EW-400D Eyecup Ef 

Optoma 4K Projectors - Your Choice

Yes, this fine projector burns with the power of thousands of lumens, which you real science-y types will know is the unit of light measurement that speaks to how big a lupin flower looks when projected on a stucco wall, originally and incorrectly named by Sidney Plotz of 2285 West 45th Ave., Apt. B1, Flushing Meadows, NY in 1919.  This is a fact.  Don't Google it.

HP 23.8" EliteDisplay E240c Monitor

"So if you look at the Q4 cost projections, um. Alan, why are you clinging to the top of the bookcase like some sort of mutant spider?"
"Oh... you can see me?"
"Alan, with HP's 178-degree viewing angle IPS technology, we can see you everywhere."
"I was just, um, looking for the... cost projections?"
"Naturally. Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a 5-minute break while Alan changes out of his Spiderman Underoos."

MyPillow Corded Classic Pillow, 2-Pack

Bring your pillowfight skirmishes to a new level of violence and military supremacy with these MyPillow Tactical Semi-Auto Pillowfight Projectiles. It's the most effective "deterrent" in the ongoing battle over the DMZ that is Mom and Dad's Bed.  We all knew it would come to this, and now the pillowfight arms race has birthed this; the most effective bedding-based weapon since Robbie put that lacrosse ball in a pillow case. God help us all...

In the Box:

MyPillow Corded Classic Pillow, 2-Pack Includes:

  • (2) Medium Firmness Pillows (Choose Size)

~or~

  • (2) Firm Pillows (Choose Size)

~or~

  • (1) Firm Pillow & (1) Medium Pillow Combo (Choose Size)

 

Ring Video Doorbell (Your Choice)

If you'd told someone years ago that someday doorbells would have cameras and be connected to the internet and could beam video to your phone they would have burned you at the stake for being a witch. Even if "years ago" put you in the 1970s. They still would have burned you at the stake. People were mad intolerant back then. 

Model
Video Doorbell
Video Doorbell 2
Video Doorbell Pro
Video Doorbell Elite

Video Resolution
720p HD
1080p HD
1080p HD
1080p HD

Power Source
Battery or Hardwired
Battery or Hardwired
Hardwired
Hardwired with Power over Ethernet

Field of View
180? horizontal, 160? vertical
160? horizontal, 90? vertical
160? horizontal, 90? vertical
160? horizontal, 90?

Big Boss Oil-less 16-Quart Air Fryer

OK, now to defeat Big Boss, you're gonna wanna sidle up the left hand of the screen and lob your frag grenades at it's glass heart, which is its weak point. The Boss will defend itself with infrared tech and 1300 Watt laser zaps. Oh and watch for the French fry minion respawns

Either that, or the company just named it Big Boss to engender a feeling of size and supremacy over the competition... You gonna finish your Mountain Dew?

Dimensions: 15.9 x 15.7 x 10.7 inches

Weight: 14.74 lbs.

In the Box:

(1) Big Boss Oil-less Air Fryer, 16-Quart, 1300 watt, Graphite