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Nanotex Cool Comfort Sheet Sets

If it were, it would read your body temp and thicken or thin as needed. It would call any "temporary" guests an Uber.  It would slowly slink its tendrils into the kitchen and make you a pastrami and swiss on rye with than nice brown, spicy mustard.

Silicon Power Solid State Drives

Silicon Power Solid State Drives

SP480GBSS3S60S25AL

Form Factor
SATA 2.5"

Unformatted Capacity
480 GB

 

In the box:

  • Silicon Power 480GB SSD S60 MLC High Endurance SATA III 2.5" 7mm Internal Solid State Drive- Free-download SSD Health Monitor Tool Included

Plague Doctor, 1348

Nothing as creepy as a plague doctor mask... except for that guy who sings to twinkie wrappers behind the 7-11... Stay away man, stay away...

Yamaha 7.2 ch 4K Atmos DTS Receiver

Unfortunately it also has an Incomprehensible Music filter and will not play the following tracks:

Apple iPad Pro 9.7" 32GB Wi-Fi Tablets

...keeps the creditors calling at all hours of the night.  I mean, who needs a new Apple iPad every day? And who pays full price anymore? Getcherself one of these here iPad jammies and whistle all the way to financial independence! [Ring, Ring] I don't know anyone with an 800 number so I ain't answering that...

Specifications:

Display:
9.7" LED-backlit Multi-Touch with IPS Technology
Fingerprint-Resistant Oleophobic Coating
Retina display
True tone display
Wide color display

LyfeLite Battery Backup Emergency LED Bulbs

Battery backup bulbs are basically like magic because when the power goes out your lights stay on. That's wizard-level stuff right there. The sort of stuff that might get you thrown into some kind of trial that ends with you burned at the stake. The lights will stay on though, so that's nice. 

In the box:

(8) LyfeLite Battery Backup Emergency LED Bulbs

Coros OMNI Smart Cycling Helmet

Wear your helmet. I don't even have any jokes here. Just wear a helmet. Don't make me show you a series of Red Asphalt videos because I will, but they're on VHS and I don't know anyone who even has a VCR anymore so you're getting off light!  

COROS OMNI - Specifications

Material
Polycarbonate shell with EPS impact foam

Padding
Hot-press lining + EVA padding

Ventilation
Aerodynamic optimized, 18 vents

Visor
Removable visor, interchangeable

LED
Safety cycling light and light sensor. 3 RGB per side

Speaker Type
Improved 2nd generation bone conduction audio

Speaker Frequency Response
100Hz-20KHz

Speaker sensitivity
85 ?

Ritrovo Balsamic Vinegar and Salt (2)

Balsalmic and The Salt don't do things by the book, but they DO get results. Sure they trashed seven city blocks bringing down a jaywalker, but they did it for JUSTICE and at the end of the day isn't that what matters? 

Organic Balsamic Vinegar, 250 ml

  • Best By: January 2023

Ingredients: organic concentrated cooked grape must, organic wine vinegar; It may contain naturally occurring sulphites. Acidity 4%

 

Nutrition Facts

Serving Size: 1 Tbl (15ml)

Servings Per Container about 16 portions

Amount Daily Value

Calories 38 0%

Total Fat 0g 0%

Sodium 3mg 0%

Carbohydrate 10g,3%

Sugars 5g 0%

Protein 0g 0%

 

Organic Balsamic Vinegar Infused Sea Salt, 45 grams

Nutrition Facts

Serving Size: 1/4 tsp (1.5g)

Servings Per Container 152

Amount Daily Value

Calories 0g 0%

Fat 0g 0%

Sodium 590mg 25%

Carbohydrate 0g 0%

Sugars 0 0%

Protein 0g 0%

 

HP ProDesk 600 Intel 256GB Mini Desktop

This is a mini business desktop. So you can only use it for mini businesses. Do you sell forklifts? No deal. Elephant pyjamas? There's the door. Extra-large bouncy houses? That's a no, firm. However, if you sell rabbit booties or single keyboard keys or nanobots or bottle rockets or beetle warmers or single cheese-food slices or butterfly perches or micro-crayons, then this is the computer for you!

Rust-Oleum Never Wet Multi-purpose Kit, 3-pk

I'm no scientist but I think if you covered yourself from head to toe in this stuff, got a running start, and hurled yourself at a lake you'd skip across the top of the lake like a smooth shiny stone. Let me just check with our in-house lake-oligist... Hmmm... Yes. She says I'm an idiot. 

Specifications

Color:
Frosted clear

Additional Info:
Covers up to 10 sq ft

 
Dries to the touch in 30 minutes