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It's not enough that I have to worry about ursine homicide whenever I camp? NOW I have to think about giant, mountain-sized bears roaming the planet?  How am I s'posed to sleep in this tent?? ...Oh, you think that's fun and bears ain't scary, huh? Have you ever seen a bear bare? I mean a bare bear? I mean a naked, undisguised bear? Google it. It's horrifying.

Someday soon the Lumberjack Games will merge with the Olympics and then the events themselves will merge. Look forward to Chainsaw Diving, Logroll Halfpipe, and Big Giant Axe Curling. There will be many injuries and very few survivors. 

In the Box:

• (1) WEN 4017 16-inch Electric Chainsaw

or

• (1) WEN 40417 40V Max Lithium Ion 16-inch Brushless Chainsaw

Standing desks... stand up paddleboards... Where does it end? Big Standing won't be happy until we stand up while we do EVERYTHING. Standing dinner tables. Standing cars. Standing having your appendix removed? Where will it end!?!?

Length
10'4"

Width
32"

Thickness
6"

Board Weight
25 Lbs

Weight Capacity
400 Lbs

Volume
+300 Liters

Nose Rocker
4"

Tail Rocker
No tail rocker

Fin Configuration
2+1 plastic fins, with large detachable center fin

Onboard Accessories
Rear and center carrying handles; heavy duty towing d-ring above and below the front nose, rear surf leash d-ring

In the Box: (1) Tower Kawasaki Inflatable 10'4" SUP Blue

Includes:

• (1) Board
• (1) Pump
• (1) 3-Piece Adjustable Fiberglass Paddle
• (1) Deck Pad

Like super hot, super Hot Steam {wiggles eyebrows}. Y'all can't handle this heat.  We bring it, know what I'm sayin'? Hehehehehehe, so HOT. SO STEAMY? Ya feel me?  Yeah you do, shorty, yeah you do... OK, I'll come clean, I'm throwing a lot of double entendre when I don't even have a sinlge entendre... I just got this write-up... Sorry, I'll see myself out.

#HOTSTEAM

In the box:

• (1) SKG 1500W Hot Steam Mop and Floor Cleaner