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HEPA is one of those things like antioxidants. No one is sure what it means but it seems like a good idea.  We put our crack researchers to work finding out what HEPA really means and these are what they dug up:

• High Energy Pooping Air
• Huffing Eternal Pseudohypoparathyroidism Antidisestablishmentarianism
• Hell, Even Paul Approves

Details:

Filter Type:

• 1True HEPA Filters included.   Efficiency of 99.97% down to 0.3 micron
• 4 Activated Carbon Pre-Filters for Odor Control

Filter Life:

• True HEPA: on average 12 months
• Carbon Filter: on average 3 months

Certifications:

• UL/CUL Listed: Yes
• CARB Compliant: Yes
• Energy Star Qualified: Yes
• AHAM Verified: Yes

Specifications:

Y'know, sometimes it's easy to forget that we are living in The Future. Like, you can be all, "Meh, I didn't get no flying cars or Mylar jumpsuits!" But just look at this baby, it's a powerful book-sized comp-u-ter. This would give a coronary to one of those 60's NASA guys with horn-rimmed glasses, black skinny ties and the white short-sleeved shirts that would always see photographed next to giant, house-sized computers in something called "books"

• Whopping Whoppers
• Brobdingnagian Belgian Waffles
• Herculean Hummus
• Colossal Corn Chips
• Monster Muenster

Specifications

• Tray Table Top surface is 23.6"W x 15.70"D.
• Tray Table opens size is 23.6"W x 15.7"D x 25.50"H.
• Tray closed at 23.6"W x 1.81"D x 28.98"H.
• Set Storage size is 23.6"W x 12.4"D.

In the Box: 

• (2) Winsome Oversize Snack Table Set, Walnut