I mean, it was originally called the McIntosh, right? So did they have a whole line ready to ship? "Alright Bob, you try out this whole 'McIntosh' thing, but you just wait to my 'Red Delicious' hits the shelves!" Poor guy :( I especially feel bad for the guy that got assigned the 'Granny Smith'. That weren't never gonna sell...
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Core M3-6Y30 1.1GHz (Turbo up to 2.2GHz)
"Fellas, let's be reasonable, huh? This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a Shark vacuum... And I'm not going to stand here and see that thing broke open and see that little Kintner boy's Legos spill out all over the dock!"
Cleaning path: 9.5 inches
Power: 1200 watts, 10 amps
Cord length: 30 feet
Filtration: Washable HEPA and 2 foam filters
Surface cleaning types: Carpet and bare floors
Dimensions: 15.4 x 11.6 x 27 inches
In the Box:
...like after drinking blueberry smoothies off a fire hose! GET IT? BLUE TOOTH. I AM THE FUNNIEST WRITER WHO EVER LIVED.
In the Box:
Personally, I don't think I have 32 lights that require lightbulbs in my entire home, but I can carry around the extras and hold them up over my head every time I have a good idea. "Let's have tacos for dinner!" *lightbulb* "Maybe I should go to bed before the sun comes up." *lightbulb* "How about some kind of waffle/french onion soup hybrid food?" *several lightbulbs*
Specifications
Bulb Shape:
A19
Bulb Base:
E26
Light Ouput (Lumens):
750
Wattage:
9W
Watt Equivalence:
60W
Color Temperature:
2700K or 5000K
Average Life (Hours):
15,000
Dimmable:
No
Bulb Dimensions:
4.29"H x 2.36" Diameter
In the box:
(32) Tenergy 9W LED Light Bulbs
Did Marco Polo invent the polo shirt? Despite a complete lack of any historical knowledge whatsoever, I say yes. And now I've said it on the internet so it MUST be true quick someone go edit Marco Polo's Wikipedia page and cite this as a source.
Galaxy by Harvic Size Chart
Size
Chest (Inches)
Length (Inches)
Small
37" - 40"
29.5"
Medium
40" - 42"
30"
Large
42" - 44"
30.5"
X-Large
44" - 46"
31.5"
2X-Large
46" - 48"
32.5"
3X-Large
49" - 51"
33.5"
In the Box:
You already have all those chutes just taking up space in your attic you might as well complete the set and get some ladders. If you don't what are you even going to do with all those chutes? Nothing, that's what. Ladder up. It just makes sense.
Little Giant 17' w/AirDeck
Model 17
14517-001
Weight Capacity
250 lbs.
ANSI Duty Rating
Type I
A-Frame Min Height
4 ft. 1 in.
A-Frame Max Height
7 ft. 1 in.
Extension Min Height
9 ft.
Extension Max Height
15 ft.
Storage Height
4 ft.
Put the pedal to the metal. I mean not literally. If the pedals are hitting something metal when you ride a bike it was probably assembled poorly.
A knife sharpener like this keeps your knives properly sharpened, and a properly sharpened knife makes it much easier to chop your food. However, a properly sharpened knife also makes it a lot easier to accidentally chop your finger while you're chopping you food.
Rejected commercial for the Sparq Plasma Beam Lighter:
CAVE MAN: Whoa did you just invent fire?
CAVE WOMAN: Nope, it's plasma!
CAVE MAN: Ok cool. Hey would pull this wooly mammoth tooth out of my skull?
[Saberlight logo appears]
In the Box:
Ok I'm looking at this "camera" but I don't know how it works. There's a long snout-like thing coming out of it and I can see what it sees. How about I-*click* whoops I took a picture! Hey, it's pretty good. Wow, I just got an arts grant and an invitation to have my own gallery show! Thanks Canon.
See full manufacturer specs here
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