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Braswell's Select Mixed Honey (4)
This is truly buzzworthy honey and I'm not just saying that because management is making me wear a beard of bees as punishment for missing several deadlines, but don't worry I have my Epipen right here. Wait... This isn't an Epipen it's just a red Sharpie. Please help.
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Solar 3-in-1 Flood Light - 1,2 or 4 Pack
Dorothy and the gang followed the yellow brick road well enough, but imagine how fast they could have gotten to the big "man behind the curtain" reveal if the path had been lighted. Imagine how many times the Tin Man probably stubbed his toe. Those dents aren't going to come out those are there for life. Sad.
In the Box:
- (1, 2 or 4) Touch of Eco NITEWATCH PRO Solar 3-in-1 Flood Light
4-Pack Bamboo Memory Foam Pillow
BAM! "BOO!"
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA!
Oh poo, you try writing a joke about a bamboo pillow, armchair comedian!
Specifications
- Queen Size 19" X 29"
In the Box:
Clara Clark Bamboo Shredded Memory Foam Pillow - Includes:
- 4-Pack 100% Shredded Memory Foam Pillow
- 4-Pack 40% Rayon from Bamboo/60% Microfiber Bamboo patterned zippered removable cover
Retro Sci-Fi
My favorite retro Sci-Fi movie? Easy. Forbidden Planet. Hunky Leslie Nielsen and gorgeous Anne Francis take on Shakespeare's The Tempest and the horrors of the human mind...
Anyway, here's a tee shirt.
AquaSonic Duo Ultrasonic Toothbrush Set
The AquaSonic Duo! The bestest plaque fighting, gum thwarting, periodontal paragons of the dental domain!
In the Box:
- (2) AquaSonic Ultrasonic Whitening Toothbrushes
- (1) Charging Dock
- (2) Travel Cases
- (10) Dupont Brush Heads
Converse Shoes
A little flashier than Chuck Taylor's original designs, but there's nothing wrong with adding some spice to a classic.
Asus Zen Pro 24" Intel i7 All-In-One
Interestingly enough, "Asus Zen Aio" are the same magic words to summon Malfador from the movie Withcboard starring the inimitable Tawny Kitaen. He will pop up, looking like a film negative of Justin Bieber, holding a Super Burrito made of sadness and pain, with guac.
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Core i7-7700T 2.9GHz (Turbo up to 3.8GHz)
8 MB SmartCache
Processor Core:
Quad-Core
Screen Size:
23.8"
Aspect Ratio:
16:9
Resolution:
3840 x 2160
Display Type:
4K UHD Touch IPS Widescreen LED-backlit
Graphics:
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 4GB
Memory:
12GB DDR4-2400MHz, up to 32GB
Hard Drive:
1TB SATA (5400rpm) HDD
Samsung 27" Curved Monitors
Ultra slim, with sleek curves, just like the mouthwatering [REDACTED] with a pair of [REDACTED] on in the summer sun. Really makes you feel [REDACTED] [HR NOTE: This post has been highly edited by the HR department. Woot Writer, report immediately to mandatory sensitivity training.]
Display
Model Number:
LC27F591FDN
Screen Size:
27" (16:9)
Display Type:
VA
Curvature:
1800R
Resolution:
1920 x 1080
Brightness:
250cd/m2
Static Contrast Ratio:
3,000:1
Dynamic Contrast Ratio:
Mega ?
Parrot AR Drone 2.0 Elite Edition
Drone baby, drone baby, 1-2
Drone baby, drone baby, 1
All I want to do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
Yes Cocktail Company Mixer Sampler (6)
Class up your life a little and make some swanky and delicious flavored cocktails. Then if you want to go back to dumping booze into warm Gatorade you can, but at least taste how the other half lives for once.
Yes Cocktail Company, not required to list nutritional info due to the size of their business (FDA exemption regulation: 21CFR101.9 (J) (1).
- Best By: September 2019
Sriracha Lime Cocktail Mixer
- Package Size: 16 oz.
Orange Clove Cocktail Mixer
- Package Size: 16 oz.
Lavender Honey Cocktail Mixer
- Package Size: 16 oz.
Hibiscus Rose Cocktail Mixer
- Package Size: 16 oz.
Ginger Citrus Cocktail Mixer
- Package Size: 16 oz.
Blueberry Basil Cocktail Mixer
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