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Wisconsin's Best Cheese & Salami Gift Box
Y'all are out here saying "they go together like peanut butter and jelly" colloquialisms, but for my money, there's no truer pairing than salami and cheese. They were made for each other on a deep and spiritual level. So the next time you're making a cutesy comparison about how great two people are together say "they go together like salami and cheese" let's make this a thing. See 'Photo Gallery' for Nutrition Information
Finally Alone
And no, we don't mean a Snuggie! Snuggies are sup-par Slankets! They're made of cheap man-made materials while the Slanket is gentle spun cotton the softness of unicorn tears! Slanket 4 Eva!
Galaxy by Harvic Short Sleeve Dress Shirts
Short sleeve dress shirts are great for when you want to do serious business, but also you're Popeye and have massive muscular forearms that won't fit in a normal sleeve.
ACOPOWER Solar Panel and Generator Kit
Question: Would a "reverse werewolf" be a wolf that turned into a person during a full moon or a person that turned into a wolf, but only when the sun is out? I don't know which is which one is right, but that second option is terrifying and I think I just wrote the next big Twilight-like series of books.
In the box:
- (1) ACOPOWER Generator
- (1) AC Charge Adapter
- (1) Car Charge Adapter
- (1) MC4 Solar Charge Adapter
- (1) Cigarette Lighter Socket Adapter
- (1) ACOPOWER 50W Portable Solar Panel Suitcase
- User Manuals
Dell XPS 8930 Intel i7 Gaming PC
Remember when video games were co-op? And we don't mean, "Kid from Nebraska yelling in your headset about how much you suck." We mean playing freakin' Mega Man and getting so hung up on Magma Man that you handed the controller off to your sister to bring him down while you spit pretzel bits as you yelled in support.
DeWALT Hammer Drill/Driver or 2-Battery Starter Kit
Keeping it "5x5" in construction means everything you need for work is within a 5-foot radius of you at all times. That way you only need to take at most one step to whatever you need. See, that's why I got my Mountain Dew: Code Red, Smarties, Nerds, and insulin all on my desk! Haha, they're gonna take my foot! Well, we're helping you out there with this DeWALT Compact Hammer Drill/Driver.
Samsung 200W 4.1 Ch Bluetooth Soundbar w/Wireless Sub
With 200 Watts of powerful sound, this'll blow your windows out when you watch Pearl Harbor. Which, let's face it, you kinda deserve because that movie is awful. Plus the subwoofer kicks all butt which is the most important thing. After all, as the saying goes, "the Sub is always in control..."
- Number of Channels: 4.1 Ch
- Total Power (W): 200 W
Features
- Samsung Audio Remote App: Yes
Audio Processing
- Dolby Digital: Dolby 2 Ch.
- DTS: DTS 2 Ch.
Audio Features
- Amplifier: Built-in
- Bluetooth HiFi Codec: Yes
- Number of Sound Modes (DSP): 5 (Music, Movie, Clear Voice, Sports, Night Mode)
Speakers
- Subwoofer: Wireless
- Surround: Wireless Rear Ready*
*SWA-8000S Kit included
Connectivity
Skechers Sport Men's and Women's Shoes
If you wear these shoes on your hands make sure you wear socks. Or mittens I guess.
Superior Glendale Rug- Choose Size/Color
Muffy and I are extremely... discerning over who adopts one of our Superior Rugs. Not any ordinary riff-raff can get their hands on one of our purebred babies. We'll need to do a full background check on you to make sure there are no flooring cruelty charges in your past. Plus, we'll need to see your full financial records to make sure you have the... means to take care of this Carpetus Superiourus. You may leave your application in the foyer.
In the box:
- (1) Superior Glendale Rug
Guardline 1/4-Mile Long Range Wireless Driveway Alarm
Sure you've been slavishly tracking that latest Woot delivery and refreshing the tracking number page over and over and over until your F5 button nearly gives out and now it's finally marked "Out for delivery" but you don't KNOW the exact second the UPS truck hits your driveway. Now you will. Congratulations on taking your obsessive delivery tracking to the next level.
Specifications
Sensor Type:
Passive Infrared (picks up heat movement).
Sensor Range:
Sensor detection up to 40 ft.
Sensor to Receiver Range:
Maximum 1/4 mile
Zones:
Program up to 4 different zones; allows you to distinguish which sensor was triggered and prevent interference. Supports 4 sensors on each zone.
Tones:
30 different tones and adjustable LOUD volume.
Lights:
Flashing number for each zone and low battery lights.
Weather:
Operating temperature range: -4 degrees to 140 degrees F.
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