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HOT TOOLS Professional 24k Gold Curling Iron/Wand

Let's examine the evidence:

  • Transforms your head features on demand
  • Becomes glowing hot almost instantly with no visible method of energy
  • Doesn't seem to do anything when I point it at my little brother and yell, "Avada Kedavra!"

Verdict: Inconclusive

In the box:

  • (1) HOT TOOLS Professional 24k Gold Curling Iron/Wand, 1 ? Inches

Mangrove Jack's Random Brewery Pouches (2)

Back in the day we used to have beer exchange parties where everyone brings a six pack of good beer and sinks them in ice and you reach in and get what you get. No picking and choosing. But there was always one guy who brought garbage beer and then drank the good beer. That guy is the worst. He stopped getting invited. 

  • Kits make approx 23-Liters (~6 Gallons)

 

iPad Air (1st Gen) 9.7" 64GB Tablets

Don't be a square, buy this Air. If you snare this Air, you will fare better than with some Galaxy bear. The price is rare for an Air, and no glare so your eyes it won't tear. I'm running low on Air rhymes, these are tough times. Did i switch rhymes? I wonder where's Amanda Bynes? On her show, she had to memorize a lot of lines.

YETI Hopper Two 20 Portable Cooler

If I had a nickel for every one of those busted up styrofoam coolers I hastily bought at a gas station on my way to a picnic/bbq/horse funeral that didn't last longer than an afternoon I'd have enough nickels for a decent cooler that doesn't fall apart when you look at it I should have bought in the first place. Don't ruin your next horse funeral with warm drinks, buy a decent cooler. Do it in memory of the horses. 

Specifications

Carrying Capcity:
16 cans (using a 2:1 ice-to-can ratio by volume) or 20 lbs of ice only

Outside Dimensions:
10" ? 16 1/2" ? 22"

Inside Dimensions:
7" ? 12 1/2" ? 15"

Empty Weight:
4.4 lbs

Imported; Designed in Austin, TX

In the box:

  • (1) YETI 18020150000 Hopper Two 20 Portable Cooler

Pop-Culture Plant Tees

That's a terrible pun, and we "apple-ogize". We did "nut" want you to hear such an awful tree pun, "Oak-K"? I really feel like a "sap". We're just trying to "branch" out into other types of humor of which puns are a "perennial" favorite, but we don't wanna over "elm" you.  If we do it again, you can kick our "ash". We won't "pine" about it, we'll just keep other stinkers in our "trunk", "fir" real.

Samsung 55" Premium 4K HDR Smart LED TV

Hey, TV. If you're so smart, why don't you do my math homework, NERD! What was that? {silence} That's what I thought, nerd TV, that's what I thought...

Wemo Insight Wi-Fi Enabled Smart Plug

Literally in this case. Because this outlet can show you which of your precious electicky things are unbeknownst to you gulping down power like a drunken Viking shoulder deep in a cask of mead. Are you ready to wield the horrible power that comes with such knowledge? Are you prepared to use that power for good? 

In the box:

  • (1) Wemo Insight WiFi Enabled Smart Plug

Neato Robotics Botvac D3 Wi-Fi Robo Vac

Just really, really keen, y'know, Jasper? It's Johnny-on-the-spot with the dirt bustin'. Golly, we haven't seen a vac as nifty as this here Neato vac for nigh on forever! So grab your best gal, filly, frail, dame, skirt, set o' gams, or your best beau, guy, fella, steady, main squeeze, or stripling and cut out to yer local gin joint speakeasy where you can cut a rug while Neato cleans your rug!

Dimensions: 13.2" w x 12.6" l x 3.9" h, 7.5 lbs

In the Box:

  • 2.4GHz Wi-Fi Enabled Robot Vacuum
  • Integrated Charge Base
  • Power Cord
  • Combo Brush
  • Standard Filter

Rustic Bakery's Best Selling Shortbread (6)

You always hear about shortbread, but I've never heard of a longbread. If you take a bunch of shortbread cookies and glue them together end to end are they one big longbread cookie? And if you do that what kind of glue are you using to attach cookies together. I have a lot of questions about your whole life. 

  • See 'Photo Gallery' for Nutrition Information

Pyle HD Wireless Security Camera

You buy a security system because you don't want to use it. Then you let it sit there, as visibly as possible, so nobody ever gets near. Really you hope you're wasting your money! But if you ever really need it, you'll be happy it's there. Or just use it to make a nature documentary about the spiders in your gutters. That'll work too.

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