The warmth of the quarters, fished from the family couch and heated by the secret pocket in your Roos. The smell of cheap pizza and plastic prizes you had no interest in. The hypnotizing Bings and Bleeps from your favorite games. The big kids crowded around Street Figter II or Dragon's Lair or whatever was hot that summer. The smooth, perfect feel of the joystick under your young palm. GAME ON.
Wow, that intro sounded so much more naughty than we were intending... Anyway, here's some coffee for sale.
Specifications
Brand, Seller, or Collection Name:
Maud's Coffee
Size:
200 Count
Item name:
Maud's Gourmet Coffee Pods - French Roast from the Coast, 200-Count Single Serve Coffee Pods - Richly Satisfying Premium Arabica Beans, California-Roasted - Kcup Compatible, Including 2.0
In the Box:
(1) Maud's Gourmet Coffee Pods French Roast from the Coast, 200-Count Coffee Pods ($0.29/Pod)
Stare the oncoming fall right in its cold windy face with a fresh pair of sunglasses.
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel i7-5600U 2.60GHz (Up to 3.20GHz)
That overflowing junk drawer and random pile of pots that fall out when you open the cabinet was alright when you were in college, but you're out on your own, sister! Time to start adulting!
That's it. That's all we've got today as far as monitor jokes go. Oh sure, we could say the whole thing about monitors being the windows to the internet or monitors monitoring you, but wouldn't you rather take this quiet moment to listen to the sound of your own breathing? Wouldn't you rather take a second to reflect on the things you're thankful for today?
Specifications:
Screen Size
27 inches
Max Screen Resolution
5120 x 2880 pixels
Panel
IPS
Item Weight
13.89 pounds
Product Dimensions (WxLxH)
29 x 12 x 22 inches
Color
Black
Compatibility
Mac models: 5120 x 2880 @ 60Hz
iMac Pro (2017)
iMac (2017)
MacBook Pro (2016 and later)
Software Requirements
*Requires a compatible Mac running
macOS Sierra 10.12.1 or later
In the box: LG 27MD5KA Ultra Fine 5K IPS LED Monitor Black - Apple Computer Compatible
For the record this pressure washer uses WATER pressure to clean built up gunk and grime. We tried using peer pressure to power scrub our deck but despite harnessing the strength and influence of every after-school special we've ever watched we couldn't bully the dirt off the deck. We did convince one of our marketing guys to drink a big glass of "mystery drink" though so it wasn't a TOTAL waste of time.
Specifications
Model Number:
PW19
Lance Type:
Variable
Motor/Engine:
13-Amp Motor
Max PSI:
2000 PSI
Power Source:
Electric
Dimensions:
15.8" x 9" x 12"
Weight:
14.3 pounds
In the Box:
Back in my day granola bars were the big money lunch trade items in the cafeteria.But the problem is you've got ONE granola bar that's good for ONE trade and then you're done. But imagine being able to make lunchroom trades and use granola bites as small change. You'd be a lunchroom kingpin in no time.
Want Nerd cred? Then y'all got it here with these nerdy originals y'all won't find anywhere else! Want Geek cred? Then finish that PhD, Joshua, your father and I didn't go into debt so you can be a novelist...
If you plug a smart plug into another smart plug does the smartness increase exponentially? And if so how many smart plugs would you have to plug into each other to figure out whether or not I used "exponentially" correctly in that last sentence because I'm pretty sure I didn't.
In the box:
(2) Wemo Mini Wi-Fi Smart Plugs
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