Dual-Core is Dual Hardcore, yo.
Strap it to your back and then wherever you go it'll be watercooler talk! Get the office/church/county lockup buzzing with the latest news, pop culture, and politics!
Specifications
Style
Dimensions
Weight
Avalon A4BLWTRCLR Bottom Loading Water Cooler - Stainless
45.5" x 16.3" x 15.8"
45 lbs
Cord Length: 6 ft.
In the Box:
Not a lot of people know this, but there are more Earnest movies than just the brilliant and well known ones such as Earnest Goes to Camp and Earnest: Scared Stupid. Mr. Varney's catalog also includes the following:
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COMPATIBILITY - PLAYBACK FORMATS:
I'm talkin', a leprechaun spilling gold out a screaming UFO piloted by DB Cooper while Amelia Earhart does the fan dance from Star Trek V in the Level V lounge for the robot that houses JFK's living brain-type of rare...
And where's the rest of the shower body? Does a shower have arms and legs? Are there showerfeet? Why are we just putting showerHEADS up on the shower wall like some kind of grotesque Game of Thrones warning to the rest of the shower community? I'm going to go home and apologize to my shower. And maybe take a bath.
Specifications
Dimensions:
3 15/16" x 3 3/4"
Diameter of Head:
2 3/4"
Standards
In the Box:
"With reliable performance and long lasting battery life - you can easily surf, stream and stay in touch with what matters most." Which, admittedly for you, is just cat memes and injury GIFs. You should really get a job, Michael...
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Pentium N3710 1.6GHz (Up to 2.56GHz)
The modern workplace is very chill and low stress so if 87 slide PowerPoint decks about "Synergy," six spreadsheets scattered over three monitors, and emails that never stop coming don't get you sweating and drive your heart rate up then why not add in some light under-desk bicycle work. At least that way it's the kind of sweating that'll make you feel less guilty about those happy hour jalapeno poppers after work.
Measures 17-1/2"W x 23"D x 9-3/4"H; weighs 27 lbs, 12 oz
In the box:
But give them six pouches of fish and they'll eat... for six days I guess? Or two days if they eat smoked salmon for every meal. Which seems like a lot of salmon, but if it's good enough for bears I'm sure it's fine for humans so do your thing.
The stuff inside this box make the bumps and bleeps and binary go from soft quiet whispers to visible quality data. The stuff inside this box turns the invisible air waves into the news and weather, or streaming entertainment, or the big report your boss just emailed you. The stuff inside this box can even play the MP3s to your headphones, assuming you have all the wires plugged in correctly. And that's what a computer does. That's what a computer is.
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Core i7-6600U 2.6GHz (Turbo up to 3.4GHz)
Definition: the mind-scrambling cacaphony of 30,000 Wireless Bluetooth Speakers dropping the bass at once.
Usage: "Bruh, we already thought the fest was next level, but when DJ Rickettts pushed a MEGABOOM? We all had strokes. Total. Insanity."
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