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Avalon Bottom Loading Water Cooler

Strap it to your back and then wherever you go it'll be watercooler talk!  Get the office/church/county lockup buzzing with the latest news, pop culture, and politics!

Specifications

Style
Dimensions
Weight

Avalon A4BLWTRCLR Bottom Loading Water Cooler - Stainless
45.5" x 16.3" x 15.8"
45 lbs

Cord Length: 6 ft.

In the Box:

  • (1) Avalon A4BLWTRCLR Bottom Loading Water Cooler - Stainless 

Samsung 4K Upscaling WiFi Blu-ray Player

Not a lot of people know this, but there are more Earnest movies than just the brilliant and well known ones such as Earnest Goes to Camp and Earnest: Scared Stupid. Mr. Varney's catalog also includes the following:

  • Earnest Goes to the Proctologist
  • Earnest Goes to Lamaze Class
  • Earnest Goes to Madea's Haunted House (a cross-over hit)

DIMENSIONS (INCHES WxHxD):

  • Set Size: 14.17x1.57x 7.72
  • Package Size: 15.8 x 3.11 x 10.55

WEIGHT (LBS):

  • Set Weight: 2.65
  • Package Weight: 3.97

COMPATIBILITY -  PLAYBACK FORMATS:

Unicorn Rainbow

I'm talkin', a leprechaun spilling gold out a screaming UFO piloted by DB Cooper while Amelia Earhart does the fan dance from Star Trek V in the Level V lounge for the robot that houses JFK's living brain-type of rare...

Speakman Signature Brass Icon Anystream Shower Head

And where's the rest of the shower body? Does a shower have arms and legs? Are there showerfeet? Why are we just putting showerHEADS up on the shower wall like some kind of grotesque Game of Thrones warning to the rest of the shower community? I'm going to go home and apologize to my shower. And maybe take a bath. 

Specifications

Dimensions:
3 15/16" x 3 3/4"

Diameter of Head:
2 3/4"

Standards

  • ASME A112.18.1/CSA B125.1 certified
  • CEC (CA Energy Commission) certified, 1.75 GPM only
  • WaterSense certified, 2.0 GPM only

In the Box:

  • (1) Signature Brass Icon Anystream Shower Head, Your Choice

HP 15.6" Intel Quad-Core 500GB Notebook

"With reliable performance and long lasting battery life - you can easily surf, stream and stay in touch with what matters most." Which, admittedly for you, is just cat memes and injury GIFs. You should really get a job, Michael...

Specifications:

Processor:
Intel Pentium N3710 1.6GHz (Up to 2.56GHz)

Cubii Jr. Under Desk Elliptical

The modern workplace is very chill and low stress so if 87 slide PowerPoint decks about "Synergy," six spreadsheets scattered over three monitors, and emails that never stop coming don't get you sweating and drive your heart rate up then why not add in some light under-desk bicycle work. At least that way it's the kind of sweating that'll make you feel less guilty about those happy hour jalapeno poppers after work. 

Measures 17-1/2"W x 23"D x 9-3/4"H; weighs 27 lbs, 12 oz

In the box:

  • (1) Cubii Jr. Under Desk Elliptical with display, button-cell battery, two chair wheel stoppers, assembly hardware, and screwdriver

SeaBear Smoked King Salmon Pouches (6)

But give them six pouches of fish and they'll eat... for six days I guess? Or two days if they eat smoked salmon for every meal. Which seems like a lot of salmon, but if it's good enough for bears I'm sure it's fine for humans so do your thing. 

  • Best By: 03/13/2021

HP Spectre x360 13" QHD 512GB Convertible

The stuff inside this box make the bumps and bleeps and binary go from soft quiet whispers to visible quality data. The stuff inside this box turns the invisible air waves into the news and weather, or streaming entertainment, or the big report your boss just emailed you. The stuff inside this box can even play the MP3s to your headphones, assuming you have all the wires plugged in correctly. And that's what a computer does. That's what a computer is.

Specifications:

Processor:
Intel Core i7-6600U 2.6GHz (Turbo up to 3.4GHz)

UE MEGABOOM Wireless Bluetooth Speaker

Definition: the mind-scrambling cacaphony of 30,000 Wireless Bluetooth Speakers dropping the bass at once.

Usage: "Bruh, we already thought the fest was next level, but when DJ Rickettts pushed a MEGABOOM? We all had strokes. Total. Insanity."

Dimensions

  • Diameter: 8.3cm (3.3"). Height: 22.6 cm (8.9")
  • Weight: 877 g (1.9 lbs)

Waterproof

  • UE MEGABOOM can be immersed in liquid up to 1m for up to 30 minutes

Sound

  • Maximum Sound Level: 90dBA.
  • Frequency Range: 65Hz - 20kHz.
  • Drivers: Two 2" drivers and two 2" x 4" Passive Radiators. 

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