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Dyson Pure Cool Link WiFi-Enabled Air Purifier + Fan

Hey, coffee maker. You gotta step up your game. This Dyson Pure Cool Link purifier fan automatically removes 99.97 percent of allergens and pollutants while you only make luke-warm bean juice on a timer. If you wanna be part of my new smart house, you're gonna have to start giving me real-time coffee data at all hours of the night, like this fan as it reports the air quality data to my Dyson link app. The only thing I can remotely control with you is my caffeine-induced indigestion...

Dimension: 7.7 x 4.3 x 40.1 inches

Weight: 7.9 lbs.

 

In the box:

  • (1) Dyson TP02 Pure Cool Link WiFi-Enabled Air Purifier and Fan
  • (1) Remote

Eargasm High Fidelity Earplugs

...OK, even felt uncomfortable typing that

In the Box:

  • (1) Eargasm Earplugs , choose your style

Mostly Genius

After all, Comedy is 5% quips, 17.2% pop culture references, and 77.8%, um...

...wait, I just had it...So sorry, just a sec... I had it written down here somewhere...Oh yeah

Timing.

Cowin Headphones (Your Choice)

"Cans" are what we in "the biz" call headphones so don't get confused these aren't actually made out of cans. 

Cowin E7:

Headphones on. World off.
Cowin E-7 wireless headphones are engineered to sound better, be more comfortable and easier to take with you. Put them on, and suddenly everything changes. Your music is deep, powerful and balanced, and so quiet that every note sounds clearer. Even air travel becomes enjoyable, as engine roar gently fades away. No matter how noisy the world is, it's just you and your music-or simply peace and quiet.

Key Features

Rip Van Wafel Dutch Caramel & Vanilla (36)

If you can't decide whether or not to put these waffle cookies into a waffle maker you're waffling on waffling your waffles and that's just fun to say. 

  • See 'Photo Gallery' for Nutrition Information

Touch of Eco Solar Rock Lights (6-Pack)

Solar powered rock lights are the next evolution of the Pet Rock and I'm here for it. Other updated classic toys I'd like to see: 

* Wifi enabled Slinky 
* Bluetooth Rubik's Cube 
* Bitcoin Silly Putty 
* A Yo-Yo, but glued to a Tesla 

In the box:

  • (6) Touch of Eco Sunstone Solar Rock Lights

3Doodler Create 3D Printing Pen Bundle

The Doodler sounds like a Batman villain. Not like a top-tier one like The Joker or The Riddler, but a mid to lower level scrub of a villain who does crimes and leaves little sketches or caricatures behind as a calling card. Honestly, no need to light up the Bat Signal this time Robin can probably handle this one on his own. 

In the Box:

(1) 3Doodler Create 3D Printing Pen Bundle Includes:

  • (1) 3Doodler Create 3D Printing Pen- Smokey Blue
  • (1) Nozzle Set
  • (1) Doodle Pad
  • (1) Project Book
  • (4) Plastic Pack (3) Neon Pack and (1) Winter Pack

Rachio 2nd Generation Smart Sprinkler Controllers

Here's a hypothetical: Storm (of the X-Men) can control the weather, right? And as we know from our academic studies Thor can summon thunder, lightning, and the associated rainstorms. So what happens if Thor summons a lightning bolt to zap Storm? Can she be like "nuh uh!" and redirect it? If Thor makes it rain can Storm stop it from raining or vice versa? Preoccupation with stuff like this is probably why my SAT scores were so low... 

App Compatibility
iOS 10.3+ and Android 4.4+; subject to change. Web app available on most browsers.  Mobile app is required to connect the controller to Wi-Fi.

Integrations  
Works with Nest, Amazon Alexa, The Google Assistant, IFTTT, Wink, Control4, Nexia and others.

Zones 
8-zone and 16-zone models

Size and Weight
 -   Dimensions: 9.25" L x 5.625" H x 1.625" W

Tru-Spec 24-7 Series Pants

Tactical pants for your tactical life whether you're tactically gearing up to combat some kind of threat or tactically housing a full plate of nachos while you watch Fraisier on Netflix these pants have your back. And your front. And all the other parts pants are supposed to cover. 

Sizes:

  • 28-44 with 30", 32" or 34" inseam

In the Box:

  • (1) TRU-SPEC 24-7 Men's Original Tactical Pant or Ascent Tactical Pant

HP Monitors

But who monitors the monitors? Or is it whom monitors the monitors?  Whomst?  Yeah, that's it, it's definitely whomst. 

Specifications:

Display size
Model: VH240a
23.8"
Model: HP23es
23"

Display type
IPS
IPS

Audio
Integrated speakers
None

Brightness
250 nits
250 nits

Pixel pitch
0.275 x 0.275 mm 92.55 PPI
0.265 x 0.265 mm 96 PPI

Color gamut
72% sRGB
72% sRGB

Color support
Up to 16.7M w/FRC technology
Up to 16.7M w/FRC technology

Frequency
Horizontal: 30-80 kHz
Vertical: 50-60 Hz
Horizontal: 30-80 kHz
Vertical: 50-60 Hz

Inputs
1 VGA
1 HDMI
1 VGA