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Gear Pro 720p or 1080p Sport Action Cam
The Miracle of HD Video
Of course I don't remember being born. That's why I'm glad I was wearing a Gear Pro camera when it happened.
People make videos of so many important moments in their lives. Why not the most important one? Thanks to my Gear Pro Action Camcorder and the foresight of my parents, I've got a hi-def fetus's-eye view of my own birth! I can relive the moment that started it all just as easily as I relive my greatest moments spent mountain biking, water-skiing, and skateboarding.
The compact, lightweight cam won't bog you down when you're racing down a hillside or squeezing through a birth canal. The included case protects the camera from any fluids you might encounter during a high-speed roar around the lake, or your own labor and delivery. It's a great way to share the thrills with all my friends.
Reebok Men's Polo Shirt - 8 Colors
Pump it Up
These are shirts, not shoes.
This polo shirt is made by Reebok, which reminds me of Reebok Pumps. Do you guys remember Reebok Pumps? Of course you do. These things. Does anyone know if these things really worked? Like was there a real advantage to pushing that little basketball thing? Would it actually do anything? And by the way, who's idea was it to make the slogan, "Pump up, and air out"? Air out is what you do to a room after somebody farts.
There Can Be Only Pun: The Edible Games!
You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!
THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Edible Events From The Every-Four-Years Games!
Strange things are afoot in Sochi. A grand contest of sport! No, we can't say the name. But you know what we're talking about. And this week we're looking for edible events that might take place in the summer or winter version of said contest of sport. Examples:
- ice gnocchi
- fryathalon
- archerry
Those are ours. Now give us yours and we'll pick our favorites next week.
Google Nexus 7 32GB Tablet
Twists
We're way past a trilogy here.
A lot of blockbuster franchises don't make it past number three, but not the Google Nexus Tablet! No way, this thing is seven in and shows no signs of slowing down. But, if you're just tuning in now, don't worry. We'll get you up to speed. Here's what happened with the previous six Nexuses:
Nexus: high school-aged Nexus and his four buddies have a dream weekend planned - two nights at Nexus's stepdad's cabin on the beach. Unfortunately, the cabin is currently occupied in secret by Hal Hinnford, an escapee from a local insane asylum and former chainsaw salesman, and it looks like Nexus and his friends won't be getting out on the beach. In fact, they're lucky to get out… WITH THEIR LIVES!
The Debunker: Did Pandora Open a Box?
Ken Jennings, of Jeopardy! fame, was a trivia-obsessed ten-year-old, and now he’s raising a few quiz kids of his own. This month he launches a new series of amazing-facts books for kids, The Junior Genius Guides. Since the first two books in the series introduce young readers to Maps and Geography and Greek Mythology, respectively, we’ve asked him to set us straight this month and debunk some popular misconceptions about classical mythology, which has always been all Greek to us. Myths about myths?! May Zeus have mercy on our souls.
The Debunker: Did Pandora Open a Box?
The Debunker: Did Atlas Hold Up the Earth?
Ken Jennings, of Jeopardy! fame, was a trivia-obsessed ten-year-old, and now he’s raising a few quiz kids of his own. This month he launches a new series of amazing-facts books for kids, The Junior Genius Guides. Since the first two books in the series introduce young readers to Maps and Geography and Greek Mythology, respectively, we’ve asked him to set us straight this month and debunk some popular misconceptions about classical mythology, which has always been all Greek to us. Myths about myths?! May Zeus have mercy on our souls.
The Debunker: Did Atlas Hold Up the Earth?
Dyson DC24 All-Floors Vacuum - Purple
That Sucks
This is why we can't work ahead
[Editor's note: The following product description, "Nothing Sucks More Than A Dyson!" was written prior to Sunday's game, and is unfortunately no longer valid. We apologize to our dedicated readership, which depends on Woot for reliable, truthful information. Unfortunately, the suckiness of one of the teams in said game exceeded anything we could have predicted. The error is regretted.]
Nothing sucks more than a Dyson! And this DC24 standup vac has 115 airwatts of constant suction power -- so it will suck more than anything you can imagine. Even the suckiest performances in human history don't match the sucking power of a Dyson!
HP Quad-Core Desktop with 2TB HD
Heroes & Pavillions
Is this computer going to be a Pavillion... or a Pahero?
Pavillion - Has a small mustache or a black case.
Pahero - Dresses in white, perfectly groomed hair.
Pavillion - Has 8GB DDR3 memory, expandable to 32GB
Pahero - Has a sidekick and possibly a horse.
Pavillion - 2TB SATA hard drive!
Pahero - Secret CIA funded base, possibly underwater or on the moon!
Pavillion - Quad-core processor with serious performance.
Pahero - Silver star on his chest, and oh how it gleams.
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE WHEN YOU OPEN THE BOX!
Cockroach Bowl 2014: Meet The Players
It's coming. This Sunday, at Midnight Central, Woot.com presents: Cockroach Bowl 2014. Two teams with but a single goal: bowl domination. All day today we'll be sharing player profiles of these six-legged titans. Feel free to support them by buying a special Cockroach Bowl t-shirt from Shirt.Woot! Here's one of our favorites now:
Keep one eye on the blog all day today for this unprecedented digital meet-n-greet! Then scurry back Sunday at Midnight Central, when Cockroach Bowl I begins!
Cockroach Bowl 2014: Meet The Players
It's coming. This Sunday, at Midnight Central, Woot.com presents: Cockroach Bowl 2014. Two teams with but a single goal: bowl domination. All day today we'll be sharing player profiles of these six-legged titans. Feel free to support them by buying a special Cockroach Bowl t-shirt from Shirt.Woot! Here's one of our favorites now:
Keep one eye on the blog all day today for this unprecedented digital meet-n-greet! Then scurry back Sunday at Midnight Central, when Cockroach Bowl I begins!
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